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Seeking to find  poker player Phil Gorstein who took my prostitute Seeking to find  poker player Phil Gorstein who took my prostitute

07-12-2011 , 01:28 AM
Hello. My friend say this place to go to come and seek to find a poker player name of I think Phil Gorstein.

I playing the world series in los vegas and hire prostitute for after and she arrive at poker room and wait for me finish. I pay her $400 when she arrive. Then I see tall poker player come up and he take her and not return. I cannot do something because I still have play left.

I seek only to have my $400 back. He has a lot of height (tall) and very funy looks. Friend says he is American celebrity who used to teach famous american celebrities how to play poker on TV.

Please if you know where I can find I just want my money. Did not make pay in world serie so money is important to me.

If this not right website to visiting then please sorry for this.
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07-12-2011 , 01:29 AM
Awesome story.
I hope your talking about phil gordon haha

Which WSOP event was it? And what place did you come in?

Is this the Bitch that stole your prostitute!?

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Last edited by RobYabutts; 07-12-2011 at 01:33 AM. Reason: had to ask another q
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07-12-2011 , 01:30 AM
obvious level is obvious
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07-12-2011 , 01:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seek To Find
Hello. My friend say this place to go to come and seek to find a poker player name of I think Phil Gorstein.

I playing the world series in los vegas and hire prostitute for after and she arrive at poker room and wait for me finish. I pay her $400 when she arrive. Then I see tall poker player come up and he take her and not return. I cannot do something because I still have play left.

I seek only to have my $400 back. He has a lot of height (tall) and very funy looks. Friend says he is American celebrity who used to teach famous american celebrities how to play poker on TV.

Please if you know where I can find I just want my money. Did not make pay in world serie so money is important to me.

If this not right website to visiting then please sorry for this.
NO, NO, HOT, HOT, NO.
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07-12-2011 , 02:13 AM
Made me lol a bit.
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07-12-2011 , 02:19 AM
Hello, my name is Phil. I am tall. My last name is Gorstein. Sorry about your $400. I'll return your money, but I already spend $50 of it. I will give you the balance though because I am sorry.

Meet me at the Golden Nugget in 15 minutes from the time of this post to collect your money. This is your only chance because I'm leaving town in 45 minutes.

Yours truly,
Phil Gorstein
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07-12-2011 , 02:56 AM
Posting in thread of the week!!! Awesome! Only a ****** would pay the Hooker before you get to the room.
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07-12-2011 , 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by KingBBinLV
Posting in thread of the week!!! Awesome! Only a ****** would pay a Vegas Hooker before you get to empty your yogurt rifle.
FYP
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07-12-2011 , 04:43 AM
^lol. Cant wait for another funny post next year.
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07-12-2011 , 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by FranktehTank
]Posting in thread of the week!!! Awesome! Only a ****** would pay a Vegas Hooker before you get to empty your yogurt rifle.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. i only wish this was true.
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07-12-2011 , 10:14 AM
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07-12-2011 , 10:21 AM
^ solid. lol
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07-12-2011 , 10:36 AM
Dey terk arrr herrrs!!!
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07-12-2011 , 01:14 PM
lol at stealing a postitute
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07-12-2011 , 01:35 PM
prostitutes gonna prostitute IYAM.

Last edited by rakemeplz; 07-12-2011 at 01:36 PM. Reason: thread moralizing
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07-12-2011 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranktehTank
Posting in thread of the week!!! Awesome! Only a ****** would pay a Vegas Hooker before she's in tears

FYP
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07-12-2011 , 04:37 PM
To persons asking I only pay her $400 because for her to wait for me. Total
was $1200 but of course I not pay until copulation is done. So I only seek the $400 I already paid and not the entirety of $1200.

If person who replies before is really Phil then can we try meeting again perhaps today I am to avail. If not maybe transfer money on online to account.

The pictures I think are him but I did not see him that well because I was busy to play. I check back here again later to see the responds.

Thank you all for assistance I am liking your appreciative.
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07-12-2011 , 04:38 PM
Also what is yogurt rifle?
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07-12-2011 , 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Seek To Find
Also what is yogurt rifle?
The thing you were going to pay to be sucked before Phil Gorstein stole your prostitute.

Also, did you get a receipt?
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07-12-2011 , 05:07 PM
LOL Hookaments...
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07-12-2011 , 05:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seek To Find
Hello. My friend say this place to go to come and seek to find a poker player name of I think Phil Gorstein.

I playing the world series in los vegas and hire prostitute for after and she arrive at poker room and wait for me finish. I pay her $400 when she arrive. Then I see tall poker player come up and he take her and not return. I cannot do something because I still have play left.

I seek only to have my $400 back. He has a lot of height (tall) and very funy looks. Friend says he is American celebrity who used to teach famous american celebrities how to play poker on TV.

Please if you know where I can find I just want my money. Did not make pay in world serie so money is important to me.

If this not right website to visiting then please sorry for this.
pretty sure OP is mike sexton and a huge prob bet in involved in the making of this thread...
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07-12-2011 , 11:40 PM
5 stars. Please let this be true. Even if not, 5 stars.
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07-12-2011 , 11:51 PM
Lol you pay upfront not after or half and half
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07-12-2011 , 11:53 PM
Call metro they will help
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