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11-22-2016 , 07:18 PM

#926

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

on max. Some even say it can go down to sammies lenght in these extreme situations.

11-22-2016 , 07:37 PM

#927

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

on max. Some even say it can go down to sammies lenght in these extreme situations.

I didn't know Sammy had an extension done! Congrats Sammy. That would explain your last self-ban.

11-22-2016 , 07:41 PM

#928

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

hurrarey

Heeruhlee

11-22-2016 , 07:46 PM

#929

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

glad you didn't died in japan today SJ

this echoes my thoughts/feelings

11-22-2016 , 10:24 PM

#930

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I had a coworker ask me..

*gasp* "do you drink every day?!"

11-22-2016 , 10:27 PM

#931

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I had a coworker ask me..

*gasp* "do you drink every day?!"

Countdown to HR meeting about your "health and wellbeing"

11-22-2016 , 10:29 PM

#932

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

I probably should have come up with a better response than "you don't drink every day?!"

11-22-2016 , 10:31 PM

#933

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

LOL that was the first response that came to my mind!

But ya nosey Norma probably is appalled at your response and found little humor in it.

11-22-2016 , 10:36 PM

#934

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I probably should have come up with a better response than "you don't drink every day?!"

another response "Not every day. Just the days I'm not using meth"

11-23-2016 , 12:13 AM

#935

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Srink up! Titos is my spirit amnial! Why lob sober?

11-23-2016 , 05:23 AM

#936

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I didn't know Sammy had an extension done! Congrats Sammy. That would explain your last self-ban.

11-23-2016 , 05:44 AM

#937

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

glad you didn't died in japan today SJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

this echoes my thoughts/feelings

Thanks! Japanese buildings are designed to shake around plenty without falling over, and Colin had a bigger earthquake than me. But it's cool. Now I'm here in Taichung and the Taiwanese see no difference between business meetings and drinking contests. Everything will be drank tonight and I will represent our nation with honor.

11-23-2016 , 11:51 AM

#938

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

sup from mexico bitches.

wednesday you can still go **** yourself

11-23-2016 , 12:52 PM

#939

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

I'm back. All those furriners have been drank under the table. USA#1

Dan, you should consider opening a hostess karaoke bar, but Murican. Sort of like Hooters but more flirting and drunken singing....maybe prizes offered for the latter.

11-23-2016 , 01:37 PM

#940

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I didn't know Sammy had an extension done! Congrats Sammy. That would explain your last self-ban.

Nu slapper du af, makker

11-23-2016 , 01:47 PM

#941

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Nu slapper du af, makker

Du tager det tilbage lige nu!

11-23-2016 , 01:52 PM

#942

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Lol, Fiddle is bad at google translate.

11-23-2016 , 01:54 PM

#943

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

You take that back, right now!

11-23-2016 , 01:59 PM

#944

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Lol, Fiddle is bad at google translate.

what did I say then?

11-23-2016 , 02:03 PM

#945

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what did I say then?

Sammy I love you, and you are the coolest of them all.

11-23-2016 , 02:57 PM

#946

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

This hangover got me feeling exactly like hot garbage

11-23-2016 , 02:58 PM

#947

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Weed dealer sent me an updated "Thanksgiving menu" lol

11-23-2016 , 04:30 PM

#948

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy I love you, and you are the coolest of them all.

so Google translate worked then

11-23-2016 , 05:12 PM

#949

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

No Thanksgiving holiday in NZ, I'm at work

11-23-2016 , 05:12 PM

#950

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

enjoy your turkeys brahs

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