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10-06-2010 , 10:56 PM
umadbro?
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10-06-2010 , 11:07 PM
Raise more preflop, and bet more on the flop and turn.

You can get it all in on the turn against most of these 5NL players. Save your small bets and raises for the pros at High Stakes Poker.
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10-06-2010 , 11:23 PM
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

[ ] 5nl
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10-06-2010 , 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Spraggy
Most of you have 5000 posts on an internet forum because this forum is your entire world. You are a bunch of sad little geeks who use pathetic internet terms in every thread to belittle people with a smaller post count than you.
hahahaha this is epic
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10-06-2010 , 11:31 PM
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10-06-2010 , 11:33 PM
I broke into a mahoosive grin when i realised there was a page 2 of this thread
OP is solid
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10-07-2010 , 02:58 AM
Nothing to see here. Move along.
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10-07-2010 , 03:32 AM
[x] post count > BR
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10-07-2010 , 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Spraggy
Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15
(2 players)
Complete flop + turn + river: 8 6 2 9 9
Final Pot: $5.07
BB shows A 9
Hero shows A A
BB wins $4.87
1. why call him a donk
- with A - 9 suited (or even unsuited for that matter), i think most will keep on calling, at first in the hope of an ace, and when he saw the turn his heart must have gone 3 beats higher. On the river his heart should have gone a 100 beats higher, but most probably stayed at only +3

2. you could have lost a lot more, had you and him gotten in (re-)raise battle, so be glad even he was in doubt, even be it without any reason to.

3. had I been him, I would have done 2., as there was no higher cardvalue on the table, nor any strange full house combination.

4. begin at list: 1.
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10-07-2010 , 07:00 AM
4 stars for real?
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10-07-2010 , 07:40 AM
Pro betsizing.
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10-07-2010 , 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by LbCwby
1. why call him a donk
- with A - 9 suited (or even unsuited for that matter), i think most will keep on calling, at first in the hope of an ace, and when he saw the turn his heart must have gone 3 beats higher. On the river his heart should have gone a 100 beats higher, but most probably stayed at only +3
are you serious?
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10-07-2010 , 08:48 AM
its only 5nl
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10-07-2010 , 10:33 AM
Last night i had 4 of these in 20 minutes. It sucked. Turned the nigth into a profit though. Easy game ...

Ferdinand
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10-07-2010 , 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SUITEDACESLOL
are you serious?
Well as your name says, and OP has seen - yes
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10-07-2010 , 12:13 PM
solid thread
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10-07-2010 , 12:18 PM
best thread ever. thanks for the bump.
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10-07-2010 , 12:25 PM
pm BG1 for coaching
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10-07-2010 , 12:51 PM
omg omg omg this is too awesome to be true
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10-07-2010 , 12:54 PM
you must not have gotten enough bad beats for THIS to be the one beat that tilts you enough to make a thread on BBV.

I didn't make a thread when I shipped in flop when flopping the flush with straightflush redraw and got called by bottom ONE pair no draw only to get sucked out by runner runner on turn and river to make a fullhouse for villain.
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10-07-2010 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by LbCwby
3. had I been him, I would have done 2., as there was no higher cardvalue on the table, nor any strange full house combination.
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10-07-2010 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by S t =0= n a
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Yes hadn't thought directly of a flush / straight, so I apologize.

Last edited by LbCwby; 10-07-2010 at 01:19 PM. Reason: mweh
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10-07-2010 , 03:01 PM
ok
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10-07-2010 , 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cds0699
Sick life when stuff like this actually makes you mad enough to post this garbage on a internet forum like a whiney lil bitch.
enough said

op at no point in your random incoherant rambling has there been anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this thread is now dumber having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul

-billy madison-

Last edited by SNGrider; 10-07-2010 at 03:50 PM.
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10-07-2010 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Spraggy
Look at his stack size. Im trying to get him pot commited with a worse hand.

Honestly with all my heart, you people make me cringe. You are possibly the saddest of the sad. Anyone in this thread ever seen a real life naked breast?

[x] in before someones says "your moms"...
[x] ..or maybe after...
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