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07-29-2009 , 02:08 PM

#126

thac

Strummin' along

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 46,655

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

Im a university student. I dont grind nl5 for a living, some of us play poker for

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and others play poker to

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07-29-2009 , 02:19 PM

#127

Flintoff

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,542

OP just don't reply.

You've been butchered itt. No coming back I'm afraid.

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07-29-2009 , 02:32 PM

#128

Spraggy

Just Plain Nasty

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 9,095

You people dont live in the real world. Apparantly I've been butchered and I shouldnt reply. Most of you have 5000 posts on an internet forum because this forum is your entire world. You are a bunch of sad little geeks who use pathetic internet terms in every thread to belittle people with a smaller post count than you. You say there is no coming back for me, as if I care what people have typed in this thread, as if your posts have ruined me. Please grow up and take a look outside at the sunshine, maybe once in a while you should log off of bbv and go and get some air.

To use the spoilers that have been so prominent in this thread just one more time I shall sign off with this quick message.

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07-29-2009 , 02:51 PM

#129

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

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07-29-2009 , 02:52 PM

#130

Flintoff

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,542

[ ] op doesn't care

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07-29-2009 , 02:59 PM

#131

tbhouston

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,854

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Originally Posted by cds0699

Sick life when stuff like this actually makes you mad enough to post this garbage on a internet forum like a whiney lil bitch.

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07-29-2009 , 03:26 PM

#132

unbjames

adept

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,199

fill your boots forum jerks

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07-29-2009 , 08:23 PM

#133

PokerStarSteve

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 933

FILL YOUR BOOTS !!!

say it out loud like Gandalf saying "BILBO BAGGINS!!!"

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09-29-2009 , 01:20 PM

#134

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

no but serioously your an angry little man

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09-29-2009 , 02:08 PM

#135

robertlanglois

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,897

I like this thread. Thanks for the bump.

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09-29-2009 , 03:08 PM

#136

ICMoney

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,278

Converter must be broken.

It looks like AA lost, which is impossible.

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09-29-2009 , 03:30 PM

#137

Double Deuce

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 206

[x] Thread topic was a pretext for OP to get on his soap box about internet dorks

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09-29-2009 , 03:59 PM

#138

PipChip

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,940

u lost the value of one of these:
http://www.electriciansupplies.com/p...m/p/91948/.htm

congrats

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09-29-2009 , 04:08 PM

#139

Boonce

adept

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,027

I'm confused, are you mad the villain didn't re-raise the river with the best hand? :-/

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09-29-2009 , 04:13 PM

#140

tehchipdonk

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 473

[x] 5nl

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09-29-2009 , 04:28 PM

#141

coldsilence89

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 109

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Originally Posted by ICMoney

Converter must be broken.

It looks like AA lost, which is impossible.

rofl.. Hate begging for AA then losing with them.. OP you played it alright.. A little bigger bet on the turn.. he prob. would have called anything on the turn so you still would have lost.

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09-29-2009 , 04:46 PM

#142

Obey the Odds

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,571

can we play hu for rollz? spraggy pm me.

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09-29-2009 , 04:57 PM

#143

PokerStarSteve

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 933

thanks for bumping this thread......memories

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09-29-2009 , 05:36 PM

#144

WhiteWhidow

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,947

[x] op = poor idiot

welcome to high stakes poker

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09-29-2009 , 07:31 PM

#145

porkeatsmatt

adept

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

sicker when you have over 3000 posts on an internet forum.

sicker when you have 690 posts and when you still play 5NL

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09-29-2009 , 07:36 PM

#146

c/f often

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 564

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Originally Posted by ringinabox

Got news for you. It's not just 5 NL

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 Pot Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $152.00
BTN: $338.00
SB: $301.05
Hero (BB): $232.35
UTG: $48.65
MP: $122.70

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with A A
1 fold, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9, MP calls $7, CO calls $7

Flop: ($28.00) 7 7 7 (3 players)
Hero bets $18, MP calls $18, CO folds

Turn: ($64.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $38, MP calls $38

River: ($140.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $70, MP calls $57.70 all in

Final Pot: $255.40
Hero shows A A (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
MP shows A 9 (a full house, Nines full of Sevens)
MP wins $252.40
(Rake: $3.00)

Poker at every level

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09-29-2009 , 08:38 PM

#147

GODSTATUS

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 292

op got outplayed... lucky it was 5 nl and he didnt get reraised

also seems hes a nerd with a reply every 5 posts itt

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10-10-2009 , 05:28 PM

#148

nienie23

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 248

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.

Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $13.30
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A

1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) 8

(2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.47) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.65, BB calls $0.65

River: ($2.77) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.15, BB calls $1.15

Final Pot: $5.07
BB shows A

Hero shows A

BB wins $4.87
(Rake: $0.20)

BB is a donk. Just get some more chips and wait for your hands. He'll give you back your chips sooner or later. On the turn, he needed another 9 to win, i.e. two outs. That is more or less 4% chances of getting it, i.e. 96% that you win the hand. It just happened to be the 4%.

P.S.: Don't worry about the wise cracks. They'll laugh at you but seldom give advices.