Screw 5NL donks hard. Screw them very hard.. Repeatedly - Page 5

@Spraggy,

Don't listen to the negativity... AA cracked always sucks, but the amount of times you'll win with them will make up the difference greatly. But you knew that

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06-23-2009 , 10:57 AM

#102

Spraggy

Just Plain Nasty

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 9,095

This sums up you people perfectly. Sad little people, in your mums basements.

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06-23-2009 , 11:06 AM

#103

vaz1981

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,190

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

HOW BLIND ARE YOU PEOPLE? HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA SAY I WAS LUCKY NOT TO GET RE RAISED. I BET THE REST OF HIS STACK ON THE RIVER. OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ THE POST PROPERLY BEFORE YOU MAKE PATHETIC SARKY LITTLE REMARKS LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD TODDLER!.

ummmmmmmm........ contradiction?

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06-23-2009 , 12:01 PM

#104

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

You guys are all forum jerks!!!

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06-23-2009 , 12:09 PM

#105

Green_29

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lol

this thread is pretty good.

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06-23-2009 , 12:15 PM

#106

Megloooo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

This sums up you people perfectly. Sad little people, in your mums basements.

ahahahahaahhaaahahh

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06-23-2009 , 02:09 PM

#107

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

I use HEM...

LOL at this entire thread! Where do I begin!?! Using a hud to beat a pennies game! lol. Getting so mad about losing 1 $2 hand that you have to post about it on two plus two. LOL!!! Then getting mad because people (correctly) call you out! LOL.

To defend OP, there was one time when I filled my gas tank, then saw the gas station down the block was 10c/gal cheaper. I just realized I "lost" about $2! I feel your pain, OP.

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06-23-2009 , 02:13 PM

#108

Spraggy

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Originally Posted by Vandergata

Ye LOL! This is really funny LOL!!!.

Your post is boring. You add nothing. Leave.

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06-23-2009 , 02:37 PM

#109

LeprechaunFlute

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 391

I think you should have to at least be able to afford 25nl to post hands.
Flip for roll op?

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06-23-2009 , 03:10 PM

#110

pujolsnet

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,097

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

and you are like the people who used to work in Walmart. Get a real job.

never worked at walmart, so i am not like them. it's impressive how poorly your insults are formed.

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06-24-2009 , 02:13 AM

#111

Vandergata

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 649

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

Im a university student. I dont grind nl5 for a living, some of us play poker for

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how can playing 5nl be fun (and crying and CRYING about losing $2) VS BEING DRUNK ON CAMPUS .. WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE?!?

yeah, you seem pretty solid. crying about losing $2 is way better than enjoying life on campus.

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06-24-2009 , 04:54 AM

#112

S t =0= n a

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Originally Posted by Vandergata

how can playing 5nl be fun (and crying and CRYING about losing $2)[...]

Self defeating personality disorder:

"Self-defeating personality disorder is a pervasive pattern of self-defeating behavior, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts. The person may often avoid or undermine pleasurable experiences, be drawn to situations or relationships in which he or she will suffer, and prevent others from helping him..."

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06-24-2009 , 12:06 PM

#113

Das Budrick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,559

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.

Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $13.30
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A

1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) 8

(2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.47) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.65, BB calls $0.65

River: ($2.77) 9

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.15, BB calls $1.15

Final Pot: $5.07
BB shows A

Hero shows A

BB wins $4.87
(Rake: $0.20)

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Originally Posted by OllyPrior89

dont post results

loll

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07-29-2009 , 12:26 PM

#114

robertlanglois

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I'm sorry but this is the best thread ever.

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07-29-2009 , 12:35 PM

#115

J0hny

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,458

Fold river and buy in full,you just must be beat or u rly think hes bluffing with 1$ lol?

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07-29-2009 , 12:50 PM

#116

icancount2one

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 894

Thees sohn of a beech!! Chyeck Chyeck! He tarp you with rivar chyeck!!

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07-29-2009 , 12:51 PM

#117

highhustla

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lolol

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07-29-2009 , 12:57 PM

#118

Princeandrew

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 601

OP is the reason why the games arent dead

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07-29-2009 , 01:02 PM

#119

PokerStarSteve

adept

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 933

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

Im a university student. I dont grind nl5 for a living, some of us play poker for

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for someone who plays for

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posting this beat here and whining about it seems like a huge case of

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if its for fun, don't whine about it.

Last edited by PokerStarSteve; 07-29-2009 at 01:03 PM. Reason: i wanted to be cool liki teh OP and use da SPOILERZZZZ

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07-29-2009 , 01:20 PM

#120

Shaqalicious

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,795

OMG CANCEL YR INTERNET SERVICE

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07-29-2009 , 01:21 PM

#121

shipontilt

self-banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 12,209

wow this thread is great. OP is ******ed, and spraggy must be his lover.

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07-29-2009 , 01:44 PM

#122

Spraggy

Just Plain Nasty

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 9,095

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Originally Posted by shipontilt

wow this thread is great. OP is ******ed, and spraggy must be his lover.

How is this thread great. This is some ******ed hand history i posted whilst on super tilt. Sigh.

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07-29-2009 , 01:46 PM

#123

robertlanglois

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Thats why it's so great

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07-29-2009 , 01:56 PM

#124

axioma

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AA is just 1 pair, A9 of hearts can make two pairs and a flush.

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07-29-2009 , 02:00 PM

#125

MangoPort

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,379

I check turn. No sense putting any more money in until all the cards are out.

River is ******ed - you just handed him your money.

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