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06-18-2009 , 10:29 AM
fill your boots forum jerks
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06-18-2009 , 12:57 PM
OP's play is fine on the flop(well id like to see it raised 3x+) if you do it at much higher limits, since the guy betting out would fold to a raise if it was say, $10-20. BUT, since he's playing such low limits + its a full ring game, I would just go ahead and pot raise his flop bet.

As suggested, if he has JTdd or 55-77+, he will usually ship it in, in which case you make the best play on the flop, instead of letting him hit his miracle. At these limits, where the money doesn't mean much, people are usually trying to see the river so often, that you are better off just shipping it in on early streets with nuts as opposed to 'outplaying' them on later streets.

OP, i suggest reading some strategy for low limits, your best option is to be hyper aggro at these limits (this usually confuses them more and are willing to ship it in v.light vs you). Usually players here are playing for fun/ultra bad that they almost are never watching table dynamics and whos playing what hands, etc. There isn't a need to change your strategy because they wont pick it up to begin with. GL at the tables.
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06-18-2009 , 03:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy

Honestly with all my heart, you people make me cringe. You are possibly the saddest of the sad. Anyone in this thread ever seen a real life naked breast?
Male or female?
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06-18-2009 , 05:10 PM
Got news for you. It's not just 5 NL


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 Pot Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $152.00
BTN: $338.00
SB: $301.05
Hero (BB): $232.35
UTG: $48.65
MP: $122.70

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with A A
1 fold, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9, MP calls $7, CO calls $7

Flop: ($28.00) 7 7 7 (3 players)
Hero bets $18, MP calls $18, CO folds

Turn: ($64.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $38, MP calls $38

River: ($140.00) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $70, MP calls $57.70 all in

Final Pot: $255.40
Hero shows A A (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
MP shows A 9 (a full house, Nines full of Sevens)
MP wins $252.40
(Rake: $3.00)
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06-18-2009 , 05:12 PM
spraggy, you don't deserve to live, really just wasting space.
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06-18-2009 , 05:14 PM
[ ] HEM is needed at 5NL
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06-22-2009 , 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pujolsnet
spraggy, you don't deserve to live, really just wasting space.
this
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06-22-2009 , 10:14 PM
spraggy is my new fav. poster
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06-22-2009 , 10:20 PM
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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06-22-2009 , 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lars1
[ ] HEM is needed at 5NL
[ ] your input is needed in this thread.


Also to the person who thinks i dont deserve to live, that is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen posted in an internet forum. This is supposed to be a community and you are saying my life is worthless because i posted a suckout on a poker forum. You should get some perspective moron.
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06-22-2009 , 11:27 PM
What was the point of this thread? You lost half a buyin to another fish playing NL5. Let it go.
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06-22-2009 , 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonso
What was the point of this thread? You lost half a buyin to another fish playing NL5. Let it go.
O I know, I understand it was nothing entirely but the response has been something else. Apparantly because of this post I dont deserve a life.
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06-23-2009 , 12:39 AM
Pokers hard
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06-23-2009 , 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
O I know, I understand it was nothing entirely but the response has been something else. Apparantly because of this post I dont deserve a life.
bingo, you are like the people who return $2 things at walmart and waste my time.
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06-23-2009 , 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
[ ] your input is needed in this thread.


Also to the person who thinks i dont deserve to live, that is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen posted in an internet forum. This is supposed to be a community and you are saying my life is worthless because i posted a suckout on a poker forum. You should get some perspective moron.
this must be the second most pathetic thing posted in a internet forum.
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06-23-2009 , 02:30 AM
Re: Screw 5NL donks hard. Screw them very hard.. Repeatedly

based on the responses ITT, at least you have had your wish fulfilled
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06-23-2009 , 03:48 AM
WOW this isn't even a real beat, he hit his out. Also, MICROSTAKES
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06-23-2009 , 03:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.


Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $13.30
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) 8 6 2 (2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50
I lol'ed
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06-23-2009 , 04:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Go ahead, fill your boots.
Ok

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06-23-2009 , 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pujolsnet
bingo, you are like the people who return $2 things at walmart and waste my time.
and you are like the people who used to work in Walmart. Get a real job.
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06-23-2009 , 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
and you are like the people who used to work in Walmart. Get a real job.
A real job like grinding 5NL?
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06-23-2009 , 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by otatop
A real job like grinding 5NL?
Im a university student. I dont grind nl5 for a living, some of us play poker for

Spoiler:
fun
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06-23-2009 , 09:42 AM
all i know is u must be bordering on downsyndrome if you think u need HEM to beat .05NL
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06-23-2009 , 09:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsH_KeTcHuM
all i know is u must be bordering on downsyndrome if you think u need HEM to beat .05NL
this

/thread
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06-23-2009 , 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steve_Holt!
it always amazes me when these people will spend $55 or $80 dollars or whatever on HEM instead of using that money to play something higher than 5NL, ffs.


Quote:
Originally Posted by AsH_KeTcHuM
all i know is u must be bordering on downsyndrome if you think u need HEM to beat .05NL
these kinda threads r the reason i make it a pt. to check BBV every ***** day ldo...

<3 teh BBV
n oh spraggy u sir fail at life u should go all in on red imo.
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