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06-18-2009 , 12:18 AM
Someone needs to make a documentary about the ups and downs of micropoker
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06-18-2009 , 12:24 AM
[ ] well played.
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06-18-2009 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Ctrl Alt D1337
[ ] well played.
[x] awesome name
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06-18-2009 , 12:44 AM
Screwed this one real hard.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $12.05
BTN: $10.00
SB: $2.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 4 3
1 fold, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.30, SB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.60) 7 5 2 (2 players)
SB bets $0.60, Hero raises to $11.75 all in, SB calls $1.60 all in

Turn: ($5.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($5.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $5.00
Hero shows 4 3 (a straight flush, Three to Seven)
SB shows 9 8 (a flush, Nine high)
Hero wins $4.75
(Rake: $0.25)
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06-18-2009 , 12:52 AM
plsssss stop poasting u fool
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06-18-2009 , 02:10 AM
OPs whining icw his av and name makes me throw up
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06-18-2009 , 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Spraggy
sicker when you have over 3000 posts on an internet forum.
Ha Ha 1+ goes to barney
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06-18-2009 , 02:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by R3AG4N
Screwed this one real hard.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $12.05
BTN: $10.00
SB: $2.50

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 4 3
1 fold, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.30, SB calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.60) 7 5 2 (2 players)
SB bets $0.60, Hero raises to $11.75 all in, SB calls $1.60 all in

Turn: ($5.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($5.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $5.00
Hero shows 4 3 (a straight flush, Three to Seven)
SB shows 9 8 (a flush, Nine high)
Hero wins $4.75
(Rake: $0.25)
What did you screw your hand donkey?while possible waiting to suck out that 6 of clubs.Go to bed M$%$F%^R.Your the type of dumb arse that the ops talking about in the first place.Screwed it hard...LMAO
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06-18-2009 , 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by cds0699
lol @ the word "donk" also, that word is the most overused word by fish.
correct
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06-18-2009 , 02:35 AM
Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.


If you dont want criticism, and are going to get all defensive, just dont post.

Personaly i dont believe in this either.I think you have more than the right to mix it up with anyone who takes a shot at you.What am i suppose to be scared or timid..Because certain indivuals on the fourm have absolutley no imagination what so ever.
If more quote unquote 2+2 rs were more willing to put thier balls on the line we wouldnt be forced to sit and read the same lame threads for days on end as well.
Alot of scared little girls who have 4 thousand posts and 2 threads started over a 5 year period beacuse thier scared sombodys going to hurt thier itty bitty ego and mommys to many states away to make her little boy feel like a man again over the phone.
Give me a f%^^ng break.
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06-18-2009 , 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Willie Beamen
Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.


If you dont want criticism, and are going to get all defensive, just dont post.

Personaly i dont believe in this either.I think you have more than the right to mix it up with anyone who takes a shot at you.What am i suppose to be scared or timid..Because certain indivuals on the fourm have absolutley no imagination what so ever.
Thier scared little girls who have 4 thousand posts and 2 threads started over a 5 year period beacuse thier scared sombodys going to hurt thier itty bitty ego and mommys to many states away to make her little boy feel like a man again over the phone.
Give me a f%^^ng break.
<3
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06-18-2009 , 02:54 AM
lol at villain just calling on end
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06-18-2009 , 03:13 AM
bet sizing fail
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06-18-2009 , 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Willie Beamen
Give me a f%^^ng break.
The 'same lame threads' is because for 90% of these topics, there's simply no specific reply necessary. If you want a hot topic, you have to think it up and make it yourself.

Or, you know, you can complain about the lack of creativity, while contributing nothing.
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06-18-2009 , 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted by the machine
so if he had J10dd we wouldn't see this post because your flop raise would be ignorant because you give him great odds to call with a FD.

try reading some strat on this forum and reevaluate your line
so he played worse than villain just because he raised like 15 cents less on the flop than he should have?

give it a rest. he played the hand fine

stilll pretty funny that hes whining so much about this though, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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06-18-2009 , 04:06 AM
Aren't you a 5 nl donk yourself??????
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06-18-2009 , 05:14 AM
I crunched the numbers and I think I figured out how everyone can avoid these suckouts:

The Numbers
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06-18-2009 , 06:03 AM
This thread is awesome. Haha OP.
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06-18-2009 , 08:03 AM
I can't believe people can get soo upset over losing 2 dollars...
blows my ****in mind hahaha

Last edited by ZachShalack420; 06-18-2009 at 08:04 AM. Reason: had a 28 BI downswing at the 27s last week, GTFO OP
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06-18-2009 , 08:34 AM
Face it , you lost a good hand. I played 5NL yesterday and in the 200 hands my kings ran into aces 4 times. Thats life. I know I will get my money back.
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06-18-2009 , 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Spraggy
I use HEM...
it always amazes me when these people will spend $55 or $80 dollars or whatever on HEM instead of using that money to play something higher than 5NL, ffs.
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06-18-2009 , 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by **********
lol at villain just calling on end
Ye it was hard for him to raise considering THAT WAS TEH REST OF HIS STACK, HE CANT RASIE MONEY HE DOESNT HAVE ON THE TABLE. HOW BLIND ARE YOU PEOPLE? HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA SAY I WAS LUCKY NOT TO GET RE RAISED. I BET THE REST OF HIS STACK ON THE RIVER. OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ THE POST PROPERLY BEFORE YOU MAKE PATHETIC SARKY LITTLE REMARKS LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD TODDLER!.

imo.
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06-18-2009 , 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by AFchung
bet sizing fail
Life, humour, popularity, not being irritating fail.
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06-18-2009 , 10:09 AM
posting a ****ty hand in BBV and spending the next 12 hours defending your play.

did it ever cross your mind that you're a jackass?
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06-18-2009 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Mik1w
posting a ****ty hand in BBV and spending the next 12 hours defending your play.

did it ever cross your mind that you're a jackass?


Jackass. Nice insult.
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