Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.


Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $13.30
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) 8 6 2 (2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.47) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.65, BB calls $0.65

River: ($2.77) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.15, BB calls $1.15

Final Pot: $5.07
BB shows A 9
Hero shows A A
BB wins $4.87
(Rake: $0.20)

dont post results

Sick life when stuff like this actually makes you mad enough to post this garbage on a internet forum like a whiney lil bitch.

oh and rebuy full

FYP

sicker when you have over 3000 posts on an internet forum.

at least he converted the hand

fail on every conceivable level, and a few inconceivable ones too

Nice turn and river bets.

[x] outplayed

FYP

and even sicker life cause ~7k posts

Look at his stack size. Im trying to get him pot commited with a worse hand.

Honestly with all my heart, you people make me cringe. You are possibly the saddest of the sad. Anyone in this thread ever seen a real life naked breast?

move up to where they respect your life-whine.

ahahahahah i love it!

plenty

Move up from your mums basement. IMO.

The reason you're failing at $5NL is obv because you do not have a spreadsheet to guarantee your success!

I use HEM...

This forum is pretty ******ed though. lol@ "nice turn and river bets". What do you want him to do, check it down?

emmm, bet sizing is poor and no one is quite sure what he's trying to get value from

ohhh i dont know, maybe try to get some value on a draw heavy board rather then bet some random fishy like you have a gaping vag

i like ur line, OP,
but I thinx the turn bet's too small.
I'd go more like 1.00-1.50+,
leaning more towards a pot overbet.
I wanna convince villain that I've got a flush [hell, you've got the nut draw],
and also see if he's made one[or is willing to toss 83].
Otherwise, wtf, it's 5.00 max, I'm gonna assume the lowest limit on Party now,
he ain't going away with his TPTK.
I wouldn't be too discouraged- he didn't go over the top on u OTR
[and damn well could've w/ a 998 on the board, repping a boat].


$pike

Bet sizing is poor? But his stack is so low if i bet nearer to pot he's gonna fold hence getting him pot committed by betting smaller.

this has been another episode of loltastic poker. see you next time folks


ohh and i coach if you ever wanna get some help

he bet 1/4 villain's stack. not a bad bet.