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08-05-2019 , 04:46 PM

#76

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

I needed to go myself to that ****ty playstation store to buy my kid few games bcs idiot salesman didnt want to sell him.

I read that as the salesman didn't want to sell your son.

08-05-2019 , 04:47 PM

#77

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

It's legal for texans to own more guns than sex toys.

08-05-2019 , 04:54 PM

#78

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's legal for texans to own more guns than sex toys.

You know that you can use the guns AS sex toys. (If you're into that sort of thing)

08-05-2019 , 04:55 PM

#79

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

HAI BBV!!

I just spent a whopping 2 minutes in the politics thread and I have come to a conclusion. Everyone in that thread is a Sith pussy. The HATE FLOWS over there!!

FYP

08-05-2019 , 04:56 PM

#80

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

FYP

Accurate.

08-05-2019 , 06:27 PM

#81

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I read that as the salesman didn't want to sell your son.

Shut your mouse fiddle sticks

08-05-2019 , 07:19 PM

#82

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

You know that you can use the guns AS sex toys. (If you're into that sort of thing)

Talk about shooting your load.

08-05-2019 , 11:47 PM

#83

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Can somebody put a blue NY Mets hat on Al Pacino for me?

08-05-2019 , 11:52 PM

#84

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Welcome back Mr. AF

You were gone longer than me

I AM JUST A LITTLE TIED UP it's almost like an accidental self-ban

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

People are saying that AF killed NewSammy.

Stop monitoring my communications

08-05-2019 , 11:52 PM

#85

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Talk about shooting your load.

This is good work

08-06-2019 , 12:03 AM

#86

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Watching The Boys with my dad, it's ****ing weird. Makes me uncomfortable.

08-06-2019 , 12:05 AM

#87

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I would never murder a denmarkian, but I might make him feel bad.

08-06-2019 , 12:05 AM

#88

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

The Boys was awesome. Liked it immensely. Perhaps your dad is making it uncomfortable?

08-06-2019 , 12:07 AM

#89

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

fidstar should put on pants

08-06-2019 , 12:18 AM

#90

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Oh, my actual dad?

08-06-2019 , 12:26 AM

#91

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I thought Not Sammy was your father?

08-06-2019 , 12:49 AM

#92

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Watching The Boys with my dad, it's ****ing weird. Makes me uncomfortable.

Aren’t Saturdays for “The Boys”?!?!???

08-06-2019 , 12:51 AM

#93

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Watching The Boys with my dad, it's ****ing weird. Makes me uncomfortable.

This is fake news.

08-06-2019 , 12:57 AM

#94

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I thought Not Sammy was your father?

Not Sammy is more like younger brother

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Aren’t Saturdays for “The Boys”?!?!???

I'm not WarmDeck

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This is fake news.

DAD WHY CAN'T YOU LET THE TRUTH OUT

08-06-2019 , 01:33 AM

#95

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Show us on the doll where the bad dad touched you.

08-06-2019 , 02:27 AM

#96

Sheep86

*** Sammy is Dead. Long Live the New Sammy! August LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

08-06-2019 , 06:27 AM

#97

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

08-06-2019 , 08:23 AM

#98

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Now who's going to clean up the mess?

08-06-2019 , 09:25 AM

#99

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Morph

08-06-2019 , 11:43 AM

#100

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 777

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Now who's going to clean up the mess?

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Clean up your mess(ages) Sammy

’
I’m with FWWM on this!

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