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08-31-2019 , 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
These are pretty tasty, tempting to do all of them
Good job on finally finding something you can open
08-31-2019 , 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
1. Happy Meerkaturday!
2. Mr. Fish has amassed a lot of poasts this month. He should use that to impress the hotel receptionist.
3. Have you seen the new WarmDeck thread, Mr. Folding?
4. Don't thank Sheep for the bad things, Mr. Mr.mmmKay!
5. Sheep stayed fed with fake yogurt (made from soy) this morning. Mr. H0rus better not have a problem with that!
6. C-Pid, your Dunedin vid reminded Sheep of this:



7. Don't be cruel, Mr. Morph.
8. Frank prolly drank them all. RIP Frank.
9. RIP Mr. Fiddle's free time.
10. Where are you playing the pokers and how many spilmaks did you win, Mr. FWWM?
11. Have you visited any strup crubs lately, Mr. Tbh?
12. How is life in Vegas, Mr. Natamus?
13. How many days left in New Limeyland, Mr. Suited?
14. Come by and say hai, Mr. Gypsie!
15. RIP Assmy.
16. Go easy on the hookers and blow, Mr. MoC.
08-31-2019 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
$200 and I’ll eat the ****ing thing on video. For $250 I’ll also **** your mom.
youre as good of a salesman as you are a mod

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Originally Posted by King Fish
Gotta find a place to shower and clean up. Client will understand, but I think I have a legit shot with the cute receptionist, and this could surely ruin that.

Maybe she’ll give me a place to stay tonight.
can you say truck stop, wait i just answeered that

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Originally Posted by King Fish
Meeting over. Success of sorts with receptionist. Turns out she’s 29 but still lives at home. She wants to see me tomorrow, and said she would love to swim at “my hotel” and relax with a good bad movie on TV.

I mentioned I didn’t have a hotel room for tomorrow. She said too bad... I have a killer bikini.

Had a BBV “Angel” today who made it possible for me to make my way back north. While I would very much like to think with my dick, prob best if I think with my other head and save what I got for the ride to NY.

I guess if I gotta choose between young eager pussy and doing the responsible thing...

**** I hate being old and semi-responsible. But I’m very grateful for the friends I have here.
nut up and smash that, dont be a pussy.

do they not have poker rooms in your land?
08-31-2019 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Good job on finally finding something you can open
Belgian Poink. I can open any package. As long as it doesn't have any child lock or other hard to understand lock or mechanism.
The short story is it's obv Sheep's fault
08-31-2019 , 09:30 PM
Stuck at LAX. Thanks Sheep
08-31-2019 , 09:33 PM
I was playing at Hustler LA Mr. Sheepliness. Minor win, in for 1600 out for 1985 spilmaks
08-31-2019 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by King Fish
RacerExTex gonna hook me up with his daughters.
I tried talking them into it but once they heard your car smelled like yogurt, conversation turned to the viability of meeting Dirty Mike and the boys instead. Better luck next carjacking!
08-31-2019 , 11:43 PM
Flight is in 4h or so, shoutout to Sheep. Changed the scenary a bit now lol
08-31-2019 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
youre as good of a salesman as you are a mod



can you say truck stop, wait i just answeered that



nut up and smash that, dont be a pussy.

do they not have poker rooms in your land?
And with what ****ing money will I be playing this session of live pokers?
And The damn swimming pool was closed.

Spent the day basically getting all horny and now my balls really ache. Forgot Monday was a holiday so at best I’ll be able start righting my **** Tuesday. And I can’t leave pitt just yet anyway.

I hear there’s a good Asian massage place near here. You can stake me for that.

Nuts need busting.
09-01-2019 , 02:12 AM
Lol, quick 2.5h flight delay session. In for 500 out for 1596, no thanks to Sheep. There wasn't even a major hand, just peeps playing terrible
09-01-2019 , 02:17 AM
gg
09-01-2019 , 07:26 AM
Happy Sheepday!

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Originally Posted by King Fish
Nuts need busting.
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Lol, quick 2.5h flight delay session. In for 500 out for 1596, no thanks to Sheep. There wasn't even a major hand, just peeps playing terrible
Your chips are not even neatly stacked. Thanks FWWM.
09-01-2019 , 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Lol, quick 2.5h flight delay session. In for 500 out for 1596, no thanks to Sheep. There wasn't even a major hand, just peeps playing terrible
HU4Rollz!
09-01-2019 , 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
Lol, quick 2.5h flight delay session. In for 500 out for 1596, no thanks to Sheep. There wasn't even a major hand, just peeps playing terrible
Nice hit.
09-01-2019 , 11:04 AM
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