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04-19-2018 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Would you say nice things about Sammy though??
well, I am not a liar so it would take me a while of nice things to say, I also can't imagine that I would have many to say.

We could start with things like "thank you sammy for leaving more vagina for the rest of us to lick, so that our women will be infinitely happier than your poor mistreated fiance".

I could say things like that with a straight face
04-19-2018 , 01:06 PM
But that's not really nice is it?
04-19-2018 , 01:06 PM
04-19-2018 , 01:09 PM
You better calm down Byrung, right now!
04-19-2018 , 01:18 PM
Another day in marital bliss, another stupid ****ing argument ***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

The aaaaaaaaa will be had at lunch to compensate for the 2 hrs of sleep I got
04-19-2018 , 01:35 PM
Listen to Michael, Sammy.

04-19-2018 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Listen to Michael, Sammy.

Beer


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04-19-2018 , 01:45 PM
Hi Mr. Byrung, please share some more bingo sloots anecdotes!
04-19-2018 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
well, I am not a liar so it would take me a while of nice things to say, I also can't imagine that I would have many to say.

We could start with things like "thank you sammy for leaving more vagina for the rest of us to lick, so that our women will be infinitely happier than your poor mistreated fiance".

I could say things like that with a straight face
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
But that's not really nice is it?
reading comprehension fail, apparently testosterone levels in men isn't the only thing below the American average in whatever dafuq country you are from
04-19-2018 , 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Byrung
winner
04-19-2018 , 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
reading comprehension fail, apparently testosterone levels in men isn't the only thing below the American average in whatever dafuq country you are from
You voted for Trump....
04-19-2018 , 02:39 PM
#MAGA
04-19-2018 , 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
You voted for Trump....
Again with the lies. And even if that were to be true, what in the hell would that mean relative to your own lack of reading comprehension or the fact that you are a liar?

Seriously, what is your major malfunction boy?
04-19-2018 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
#MAGA
#magAAAAAAAAA
04-19-2018 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
#magAAAAAAAAA
A+
04-19-2018 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
Again with the lies. And even if that were to be true, what in the hell would that mean relative to your own lack of reading comprehension or the fact that you are a liar?

Seriously, what is your major malfunction boy?
Hahahaa, you really are so predictable. When Morph said he was waiting for a "TBH/Sammy" fight, and I posted the "pm-thing", everyone itt knew what I was doing. Not a single person, besides you, thought that I was trying to pass the pm-joke off as the truth. I got the exact reaction from you that I was aiming for. No one believed you sent me that pm, and I knew they wouldn't since it was so obvious what I was doing. Your response was exactly what I wanted.

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04-19-2018 , 03:10 PM
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
04-19-2018 , 03:11 PM
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.
04-19-2018 , 03:11 PM
All Australian men wear khaki clothes
04-19-2018 , 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Hahahaa, you really are so predictable. When Morph said he was waiting for a "TBH/Sammy" fight, and I posted the "pm-thing", everyone itt knew what I was doing. Not a single person, besides you, thought that I was trying to pass the pm-joke off as the truth. I got the exact reaction from you that I was aiming for. No one believed you sent me that pm, and I knew they wouldn't since it was so obvious what I was doing. Your response was exactly what I wanted.

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You have comprehension issues here again. You lie, and then make up more lies, I call you names that fit your behavior, and you post a meme saying I got owned.

Are you stupid or ignorant? I wonder which...
04-19-2018 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
You have comprehension issues here again. You lie, and then make up more lies, I call you names that fit your behavior, and you post a meme saying I got owned.

Are you stupid or ignorant? I wonder which...
I'll take my pants off and kick your ass right now, punk!
04-19-2018 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
All Australian men wear khaki clothes
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
04-19-2018 , 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
04-19-2018 , 03:36 PM
That's why I only watch stewardesses porn
04-19-2018 , 03:39 PM
Mr. Mr.mmmKay made a funny. Hahaha (Sammy doing his laughing at Mr. Mr.mmmKay laugh)

      
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