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04-19-2018 , 09:44 AM

#851

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Next 8 days all between 21 and 26. Minimums all between 14 and 17.

Amazeballs.

04-19-2018 , 09:48 AM

#852

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

That's too hot for the Sammy.

Don't worry it's back to 11 next week.

20-24 is perfect, from 25 and up it becomes unbearable

04-19-2018 , 09:50 AM

#853

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

My last 'Spring' in New England. **** New England. Except for the Red Sox and Patriots. Otherwise **** New England.

Celtics are all right. I could take them or leave them. Don't care about the Bruins; my heart is with the defunct Hartford Whalers

04-19-2018 , 09:52 AM

#854

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

Oh hai

BBV hasnt changed everyone is here and somehow sammy hasnt been banned still

Still want to know the truth about Mr. Bump. I know some of you know the real truth

04-19-2018 , 09:55 AM

#855

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

11 is unbearable.

04-19-2018 , 10:01 AM

#856

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

11 is unbearable.

So you're afraid of cold, spiders, water, a real job. You don't drink alcohol, you won't marry your gf of ~20 years, you bought a toyota, you have Paris Hilton dogs and you're a 2+2 mod. Are you even a man?

04-19-2018 , 10:12 AM

#857

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

what are ‘paris hilton dogs’? I might check animal porn stuff maybe im missing something

04-19-2018 , 10:18 AM

#858

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

what are ‘paris hilton dogs’? I might check animal porn stuff maybe im missing something

04-19-2018 , 10:19 AM

#859

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

MY DOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOG SAMMY!

04-19-2018 , 10:30 AM

#860

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

MY DOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOG SAMMY!

Lol no. First of all, they are not Sammy's dogs, they're hers. Sammy's dog died a few years ago. Second, they are hunting dogs, they kill foxes and rabbits.

Sammy's dog at age ~13

This is how Sammy pictures Fiddle, only with an even smaller dog in pink clothes:

04-19-2018 , 11:14 AM

#861

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy can take you down with a single punch, punk!

I think if you didnt talk in the third person still, I would like you.

Spoiler:

04-19-2018 , 11:15 AM

#862

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

once you go bbv you never go back

hai btw

04-19-2018 , 11:29 AM

#863

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

This is how I picture Sammy. One of his gf's dogs...

04-19-2018 , 11:29 AM

#864

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy can take you down with a single punch, punk!

If the picture Byrung posted once is to be believed, he could snap you in two like a 5x1 Lego.

04-19-2018 , 11:44 AM

#865

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

If the picture Byrung posted once is to be believed, he could snap you in two like a 5x1 Lego.

The only thing not be believed is the expiry date on the yogurt in my fridge

04-19-2018 , 11:54 AM

#866

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

After I stopped laughing, I forwarded it to a few other BBV-regs so they could laugh at it too, then I deleted it. Maybe one of them can confirm the pm. I don't think you should be mad though, you were very sweet and kind in the pm, almost like a guy that has found God or joined some other religious group. You said something about making amends for your past mistakes.

so you are such a little punk that you resort to lying as the only way to save face.

Ok, i guess they just raise a bunch of pussies where you are from

04-19-2018 , 11:56 AM

#867

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

tyra banks on hot ones, hello fursday morning

04-19-2018 , 11:56 AM

#868

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

tyra, you still got it gurl.

I would do bad bad things to split that open

04-19-2018 , 12:24 PM

#869

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

tyra, you still got it gurl.

I would do bad bad things to split that open

Would you say nice things about Sammy though??

04-19-2018 , 12:38 PM

#870

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

I think if you didnt talk in the third person still, I would like you.

Spoiler:

You better start showing me some ****ing respect, if you know what's best for you, punk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

so you are such a little punk that you resort to lying as the only way to save face.

Ok, i guess they just raise a bunch of pussies where you are from

Calm down

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Would you say nice things about Sammy though??

Yes, he would. You should have seen that pm he sent.

04-19-2018 , 12:40 PM

#871

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy your dog was also gayish, sry

04-19-2018 , 12:41 PM

#872

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

still 25 sj, no snow

04-19-2018 , 12:43 PM

#873

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Fuck you Frank

04-19-2018 , 12:50 PM

#874

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,144

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

still 25 sj, no snow

Keep up the good work

It'll be swimming weather soon.

04-19-2018 , 12:53 PM

#875

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

If the picture Byrung posted once is to be believed, he could snap you in two like a 5x1 Lego.

Hahaha, he was like 5 feet tall in that pic. I could just put my hand on his forehead, and the guy would be punching holes in the air trying to reach me. He also looked kinda fat.

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