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04-02-2018 , 08:38 AM

#51

Sheep86

***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

also, sorr sheeep, lambs will die today

Mr. Folding, help!

04-02-2018 , 09:12 AM

#52

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

help eating the dead lambs?

04-02-2018 , 09:22 AM

#53

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

the silence of the lambs,

they swim in panama 21 years old rum though, so be happy for them Mr Sheep.

I blame fiddle.

04-02-2018 , 09:25 AM

#54

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

nsfw mr sheep:

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04-02-2018 , 09:55 AM

#55

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

04-02-2018 , 10:00 AM

#56

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

how was donkaments yday horus?

04-02-2018 , 10:02 AM

#57

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

04-02-2018 , 10:06 AM

#58

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

21 year old rum. nice

04-02-2018 , 10:06 AM

#59

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

i like my women like i like my rum, aged 21 years !

04-02-2018 , 10:07 AM

#60

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

how was donkaments yday horus?

played around $3,000 in entries, cashed for like 2.2k

heres my biggest score yesterday in a $160 30k, so close !

04-02-2018 , 10:48 AM

#61

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI BBV

Nothing says **** you Monday like rolling into the office and getting a panic call from the work site saying that the contractors are tearing up the front office and the person that resides in said office is still there. **** you Monday...just....F U C K Y O U!!!!

that is all...

04-02-2018 , 11:01 AM

#62

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

gg horus, next time!

Im waiting Apr 22nd to win that anniversary **** and bink 1M.

04-02-2018 , 11:13 AM

#63

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

hai

04-02-2018 , 11:23 AM

#64

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

Nothing says **** you Monday like working on Easter Monday imo.

04-02-2018 , 11:29 AM

#65

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

hai

no u

04-02-2018 , 11:35 AM

#66

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

no u

I should have been a pirate captain and show these somalian pussies how it should be done.

Will open another bottle of rum, we are going on with zacapa xo

04-02-2018 , 11:38 AM

#67

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Also,

hccjfkfodylsmfnsk sammy is transsexual denmarkian pony

04-02-2018 , 11:39 AM

#68

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

04-02-2018 , 11:44 AM

#69

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

gg horus, next time!

Im waiting Apr 22nd to win that anniversary **** and bink 1M.

saving your run good for when it matters, i like your style !

04-02-2018 , 11:55 AM

#70

Heike Drechsler

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 27

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Also,

hccjfkfodylsmfnsk sammy is transsexual denmarkian pony

https://www.thetoptens.com/stupidest-countries/

04-02-2018 , 12:05 PM

#71

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Denmarkians have to be smart to make up for their small penises.

04-02-2018 , 12:26 PM

#72

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

nsfw mr sheep:

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it is ok to drink this rum, but do not go to panama. They have cheap cocaine and great whores, but everything else is ****, pure ****

04-02-2018 , 12:52 PM

#73

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I ACCEPT NO EATING OF LAMBS, SHEEP, OR OTHER CUTE WOOLEN MAMMALS

YOU

SHALL

NOT

PASS!

04-02-2018 , 01:06 PM

#74

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,143

All Sammy gimmicks shall henceforth be ignored by this party into perpetuity. Only genuine Sammy posts need apply going forward. Thank you for your time.