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Old 04-15-2018, 06:43 PM   #676
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Well deserved. Grats on the undertittie.

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Old 04-15-2018, 08:02 PM   #677
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Fuck you Frank! Anal sex is fucking disgusting. Sammy doesn't even like to wipe his own ass.
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Old 04-16-2018, 01:17 AM   #678
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Old 04-16-2018, 03:41 AM   #679
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Old 04-16-2018, 04:18 AM   #680
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Fuck you Frank! Anal sex is fucking disgusting. Sammy doesn't even like to wipe his own ass.


having U bolded would disturb Milo, just sayin
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piddlenator hai piddlenator, whats your new undertittie
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Old 04-16-2018, 05:08 AM   #683
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Have to clear the snow off my car on April 16th? **** you, Monday.

Spring is afk apparently.
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Old 04-16-2018, 08:10 AM   #685
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They didn't plow the roads because they put the plows away for Spring. Last week I put on the high-mileage, low-friction summer tires. In the snow, the car now handles like an angry smallmouth bass. I was all over the place coming into work.

So when you slide, the car angrily beeps and flashes lights at you. You ****ing assclown, I know that I'm sliding; the last thing I need is for you to dramatically add to the stimulus overload factor. How is that going to help?
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Old 04-16-2018, 10:47 AM   #687
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They didn't plow the roads because they put the plows away for Spring. Last week I put on the high-mileage, low-friction summer tires. In the snow, the car now handles like an angry smallmouth bass. I was all over the place coming into work.

So when you slide, the car angrily beeps and flashes lights at you. You ****ing assclown, I know that I'm sliding; the last thing I need is for you to dramatically add to the stimulus overload factor. How is that going to help?
i can relate to this very much. Lol smb analogy, those little ****er fight 5x their weight in lake fish
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Old 04-16-2018, 10:48 AM   #688
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**** your face monday you little ****
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Thanks
Congratulations bb, you a REAL star *swoooon*

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This is standard. Our cats used to bring mice in all of the time and then just look at us and drop them. I miss those cats.

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They didn't plow the roads because they put the plows away for Spring. Last week I put on the high-mileage, low-friction summer tires. In the snow, the car now handles like an angry smallmouth ass. I was all over the place coming into work.

So when you slide, the car angrily beeps and flashes lights at you. You ****ing assclown, I know that I'm sliding; the last thing I need is for you to dramatically add to the stimulus overload factor. How is that going to help?
Mmmm. Smallmouth ass flailing. Gotta love a flailing ass.
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Old 04-16-2018, 11:11 AM   #690
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i can relate to this very much. Lol smb analogy, those little ****er fight 5x their weight in lake fish
They're made entirely out of muscle and bad attitude. My roommate in college had one as a pet for awhile. It would mangle any living thing that went in the tank. If you stuck your hand in there, you would have a fish attached to a finger within half a second. We had to pick him off the floor several times.
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Old 04-16-2018, 11:46 AM   #692
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They're made entirely out of muscle and bad attitude. My roommate in college had one as a pet for awhile. It would mangle any living thing that went in the tank. If you stuck your hand in there, you would have a fish attached to a finger within half a second. We had to pick him off the floor several times.
WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH?
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Old 04-16-2018, 12:15 PM   #693
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WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH?
The roommate? He was a hardcore fisherman. He got an internship with the state DEP going around to different streams and ponds and sticking a modified electric cattle prod into the water. That would stun the fish, and they'd float up to the surface, and he'd count and categorize them.
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Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
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Old 04-16-2018, 12:30 PM   #696
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The roommate? He was a hardcore fisherman. He got an internship with the state DEP going around to different streams and ponds and sticking a modified electric cattle prod into the water. That would stun the fish, and they'd float up to the surface, and he'd count and categorize them.
Fish-stunning psychopath!
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Am I the only one imagining naked Morph wrapped in cling film right now? Naked Morph is fun for everyone.
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Sammy. Gf is gone. When are we sexing?
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