A raisin dropped in a glass of freshly poured champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

The Vatican City is the country that drinks the most wine per capita at 74 liters per citizen per year.

and that's just the altar wine

if you ever make it to the grown ups table you can enjoy a mans beer. For reference they look like this:

Dunno who Jason S. has for creating these vids for run it up but keep him.

4:21pm on a Friday Afternoon

hello sir thank you for LC/NCing once more

I am sending you blessings from my migraine-induced dysphoria

Stop touching penises on purpose, right now!

I have made this artificial flavoring. I also highly doubt this without citations.

I AM HERE TO APPRECIATE MEMES AND APOLOGIZE FOR MY LACK OF POSTAGE: I am experiencing sleep-deprivation-stress-induced migraines this last week and it's REALLY ****ing my life up.

SO HERE'S A LIST

Hello friend.

0. The cat-gif-ts are excellent and April is excellent accordingly, your benevolence
1. **** you thursday, Gypsie told me he was going to axe you a question
2. Mr. tbh I can't go away for too long or you and nephew Sammy get into internet fisticuffs, shame on me
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat I am happy to hear that things have returned to normal but really the strife is ****ed.wtf/**** I am sorry
4. Hello friend pt2 Mr. Colin_Piddle; Happy weekend to you!
5. I passed my wet lab practicals today even though I ****ed up several things unforgivably; having large hands blocking the items means the ladies evaluating cannot fail Mr. AlwaysFolding (sorry you have small thumbs Mr. Sammy)
6. I slept almost all day except for manual extraction of the poison and lifting with pretty blonde girl
7. Mr. FWWM I apologize but this pretty blonde girl is only a friend, there is no cambodian breast milk to be obtained
8. Mr. Sheep have you acclimated back to life post-NK-World-Saving?
9. Morphimallian you are doing a fabulous job of breathing life back into memes, I believe you are bringing April a second easter
10. Basically Jesus, practically Morphismus
11. I am staying fed in the honor of Mr. H0RUS, whom I miss and appreciate even though he is taking a little break
12. I respect the play
13. Today I wrote a care plan for a urinary tract infection case
14. I wanted to call the patient "Sammy"
15. RIPsammy

AF is alive!

Just saw the coolest northern lights display. It resembled a massive snake slithering. No, I am not high.

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it.

pics

I thought it was finished by this time of year.

Gone already. It's quite common to see them in april up here.

I'm jelly. I've never seen the Northern Lights before. That's on the bucket list now.

is today that sheepday AF speaks about every once in a while?

No wrong day Franko

How dare you.

@sj we are running around 30 degrees and 260kmh today, no snow;

This is not the truth Unfortunately for celery eaters.

Poor franko

Aw it's franko

I'd hang out with those dudes. They remind me of my cousins.

Careful Fran. 260 is a bit fast imo.

Just taking pictures at 160 mph nbd