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11-15-2017 , 05:42 PM

#1176

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Brilliant!!

11-15-2017 , 05:55 PM

#1177

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Why did you get denied sammy

11-15-2017 , 06:00 PM

#1178

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

I'm surprised Sammy's underpants navy didn't explode after just a kiss.

11-15-2017 , 06:58 PM

#1179

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Pretty standard isn't it. If I had travelled for a couple of long haul flights and had no sleep last thing I would want to do was have sex. Sleep is more important.

11-15-2017 , 06:58 PM

#1180

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

If anything its proof that sammy must last more then two minutes

11-15-2017 , 07:01 PM

#1181

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Thank you Colin

11-15-2017 , 08:33 PM

#1182

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Pretty standard isn't it. If I had travelled for a couple of long haul flights and had no sleep last thing I would want to do was have sex. Sleep is more important.

Sex is the most important thing because without it human wouldnt exist. Sex is life.

11-15-2017 , 08:41 PM

#1183

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

I thought god created Adam and Eve

11-15-2017 , 08:42 PM

#1184

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Also you try flying 30 hours with no sleep through multiple timezones and let me know if your first priority is to have sex.

11-15-2017 , 09:55 PM

#1185

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

my 2 youngest daughters are 11 months apart, same mother.

11-15-2017 , 10:30 PM

#1186

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I thought god created Adam and Steve

fyp my friend

11-15-2017 , 10:31 PM

#1187

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

11-15-2017 , 10:32 PM

#1188

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

OMG MR. COLIN_PIDDLE YOUR 5KTH POST WAS IN THIS THREAD

11-15-2017 , 10:33 PM

#1189

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

my 2 youngest daughters are 11 months apart, same mother.

She a true soldier of the BBV army!

11-15-2017 , 10:36 PM

#1190

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

OMG MR. COLIN_PIDDLE YOUR 5KTH POST WAS IN THIS THREAD

Colin i am extremely honored to have been a part of your 5kth post

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

She a true soldier of the BBV army!

my wife and I have 3 kids together, she had each one naturally without pain medicine. A true soldier indeed.

11-15-2017 , 10:37 PM

#1191

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

This is very impressive. And you're a great father Mr. Horus, as you are still with her and a part of BBV. That's all the criteria I need to judge from.

11-16-2017 , 01:01 AM

#1192

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

If I had just had two legs amputated after a 195 hour flight without sleep and was told an atomic bomb was about to go off, I'd still have sexy time.

11-16-2017 , 02:28 AM

#1193

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

This is very impressive. And you're a great father Mr. Horus, as you are still with her and a part of BBV. That's all the criteria I need to judge from.

I appreciate this validation as it comes from the great AF

In between kids wife and poker i will always find time for bbv

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If I had just had two legs amputated after a 195 hour flight without sleep and was told an atomic bomb was about to go off, I'd still have sexy time.

Ensuring the survival of our species in the face of adversity, what a legend.

11-16-2017 , 03:11 AM

#1194

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Ensuring the survival of our species in the face of adversity, what a legend.

Our mutant babies after the atomic bomb would be the next step in our evolution.

11-16-2017 , 03:36 AM

#1195

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Thankyou to my homeboys Horus and Folding for the congrats. 5000 posts on twoplustwo is a milestone for sure. Unfortunately the Allwhites could not bring home the bacon tonight. Had we been awarded a penalty 20 seconds into the game things might have been different. Peru were the best team on the night. In 2026 Oceania gets a guaranteed place, so bring that on I say!. If we had gotten to play an asian team like we did in 2008 I am confident we would have made the world cup.

11-16-2017 , 10:09 AM

#1196

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. Colin_Piddle with 5002 posts on 2p2!!

11-16-2017 , 10:13 AM

#1197

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. it's another no-gif-t day of the week; but his benevolence is busy!
1. **** you Thursday, I don't give a **** how much you try to be Flyday
2. Mr. tbh did you find a job?
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat definitely has a job
4. Mr. tbh if you found a job I'm concerned that they blocked 2p2
5. But there's always cellphone
6. I need a nap guys, been up for far too many minutes
7. Mr. FWWM I read through your post about stopping international low-wage workers
8. I can honestly say I will not hire your workers now
9. Now I will go to Bangladesh
10. Thank you for your humanity
11. Thanks Obama
12. Gracias Donald