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11-01-2017 , 03:33 PM

#76

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I used to walk through the halls at school saying "I smoke rocks!"

11-01-2017 , 03:34 PM

#77

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

You're a gymnast with that balance, my friend.

That's a stretch.

11-01-2017 , 03:34 PM

#78

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Stop eating junk food and go for a run right now

11-01-2017 , 03:38 PM

#79

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

That's a stretch.

Don't flip out over it.

11-01-2017 , 03:39 PM

#80

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

11-01-2017 , 03:51 PM

#81

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

That's an accurate representation of me in high school honestly

throwing the cash around!

I could have paid for my entire graduate school education if I hadn't spent the money on cocaine

11-01-2017 , 03:53 PM

#82

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

11-01-2017 , 03:54 PM

#83

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Honestly that's fairly accurate as well. Morph is crushing me with memes and I love it.

Next time I do cocaine in high school I'll make sure I at least save some for later.

11-01-2017 , 03:54 PM

#84

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

So it turns out, when the Astros are in the world series and a random Houstonian tries to make small talk with you about 'the game' , it tilts the **** out of them if you respond "aw sorry, I don't really follow hockey"

bahahahahaha.

i was at the sea-tac airport yesterday and there were a ton of astro fans flying both to vegas and LA.

I struck up a caonversation wiht one of them at the goat airport bar and when he brought up baseball i said "i dont follow baseball rn but ima white sox fan, didnt we sweep you in the series on 05?"

11-01-2017 , 03:55 PM

#85

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

also, AF, do you have a tongue in your arse rn?

feels good right!

11-01-2017 , 03:56 PM

#86

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hahahaha, so, AF you were not a nerd before?

11-01-2017 , 03:56 PM

#87

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

so i went to hyde last night with my thai girl and another thai girl from rhino and her white man.

she said she gave me molly so i started power drinking.

i think the pill was a tylenol.

****ing thai struppers.

also hangingovering like a savage

now i am in vegas with nothing to do

11-01-2017 , 03:57 PM

#88

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

hai fran

11-01-2017 , 03:58 PM

#89

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

hahahaha, so, AF you were not a nerd before?

you shut your mouth when you address AF

11-01-2017 , 03:59 PM

#90

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I miss the Vegas

11-01-2017 , 04:01 PM

#91

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

11-01-2017 , 04:05 PM

#92

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

hahahaha, so, AF you were not a nerd before?

I have done more dollars in cocaine in one year than your house is worth

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

also, AF, do you have a tongue in your arse rn?

feels good right!

DUH I have a TUMA

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

you shut your mouth when you address AF

You making sense mfy

11-01-2017 , 04:06 PM

#93

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,996

Morning all.

Need tribute girl ASAP or AF will not be able to complete his lists...

1) AF can't complete lists
2) ???
3) End of the world

11-01-2017 , 04:07 PM

#94

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

10/10 would blow lines with the Dalai Lama

11-01-2017 , 04:07 PM

#95

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

...maybe it was Scopolamine and she used it to get your 2+2 password?

Spoiler:

11-01-2017 , 04:08 PM

#96

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Morning all.

Need tribute girl ASAP or AF will not be able to complete his lists...

1) AF can't complete lists
2) ???
3) End of the world

THIS PLUS INFINITY

11-01-2017 , 04:08 PM

#97

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I have done more dollars in cocaine in one year than your house is worth.

everything is possible my dear

11-01-2017 , 04:09 PM

#98

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Morning all.

Need tribute girl ASAP or AF will not be able to complete his lists...

1) AF can't complete lists
2) ???
3) End of the world

Elizabeth Turner

11-01-2017 , 04:12 PM

#99

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hai tbh, shut up

11-01-2017 , 04:16 PM

#100

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Must have been her thai ladyboy friend.

Spoiler:

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