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11-11-2017 , 06:01 PM

#951

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Why do you play that total fail Bendtner anyway? Don't you have strikers who can score goals?

We suck

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 11-11-2017 at 06:02 PM. Reason: We'll still beat the Germs anytime though

11-11-2017 , 06:02 PM

#952

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Hey Sammy. What happens if it's a draw between Aust and Hond in the next game. Who goes through?

11-11-2017 , 06:03 PM

#953

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,519

Spoiler:

11-11-2017 , 06:06 PM

#954

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Fid: Extra Time then Penalty shootout if it's 0-0

If it's 1-1 or higher Honduras go through on the away goals rule

11-11-2017 , 06:09 PM

#955

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Hey Sammy. What happens if it's a draw between Aust and Hond in the next game. Who goes through?

If it's 0-0 you go to 30mins overtime, if no goal in overtime you go to penalty shootout. If 1-1, 2-2, 3-3 and so on, you loose because of most goals on outer field, Sammy's drunk

11-11-2017 , 06:11 PM

#956

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Fid: Extra Time then Penalty shootout if it's 0-0

If it's 1-1 or higher Honduras go through on the away goals rule

What Colin said

Cheers

11-11-2017 , 06:11 PM

#957

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

My summary was better

11-11-2017 , 06:13 PM

#958

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

My summary was better

Yes, Colin is great. We must make love sometime

11-11-2017 , 06:15 PM

#959

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

So I see Ireland is now favorite to go through over Denmark

11-11-2017 , 06:16 PM

#960

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

It's not about the odds its about the results. Look at USA they choked

11-11-2017 , 06:17 PM

#961

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Sammy does like a good come from behind.

11-11-2017 , 06:20 PM

#962

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy does like a good come from behind.

Sammy would give you the key to his hole any day.

11-11-2017 , 06:23 PM

#963

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXvnj8byB8g

Tony Greig sticking key in cricket pitch

11-11-2017 , 06:47 PM

#964

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Winning Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 25000/50000 Blinds (7 handed) - Converted at http://www.handhistoryconverter.com/

Button (t776,462)
SB (t100,000)
BB (t942,944)
UTG (t2,228,297)
Hero (MP1) (t681,799)
MP2 (t794,780)
CO (t858,000)

Hero's M: 9.09

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

, 3

1 fold, Hero raises to t676,799 (All-In), 2 folds, Button raises to t771,462 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: (t1,428,598) 6

, 9

, 8

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t1,428,598) 6

(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t1,428,598) J

(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t1,428,598

Results:
Button had Q

, A

(one pair, sixes).
Hero had A

, 3

(flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won t1,463,598

11-11-2017 , 06:53 PM

#965

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Three hands later, it was gone.

11-11-2017 , 07:11 PM

#966

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy would give you the key to his hole any day.

11-11-2017 , 07:35 PM

#967

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy would give you the key to his hole any day.

This key looks like it's been passed around a lot.

11-11-2017 , 07:43 PM

#968

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This key looks like it's been passed around a lot.

11-11-2017 , 07:45 PM

#969

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

11-11-2017 , 10:24 PM

#970

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If Denmark doesn't win tonight Sammy will make love to you. It's a win/win for you.

Chairs

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Nah I'm married to AF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

SAMMY WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT...PUNK

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

You dont even lick. How am I supposed to like that?

This is why he chose to marry me, Sammy. You harlot.

11-12-2017 , 01:25 AM

#971

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Wellington Phoenix up 5-2 Sammy against Fid's hometown of Perth. We finally getting our first win this season!

11-12-2017 , 04:54 AM

#972

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

The big question of the day is whether AlwaysFolding sister is hot?

You failed to answer this very important question sir

11-12-2017 , 06:01 AM

#973

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

11-12-2017 , 06:21 AM

#974

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

KK Zagreb Croatia Osiguranje - KK Zabok under 171,5

Sidigas Avellino - Openjobmetis Varese over 146,5

Uniero 2015 Forli - OraSi Ravenna under 154,5

You can thank Sammy later