nice wife - nh
wp



She's probably the reason poker isn't going so well, hard to focus with that around - all the energy from my body would be going to the same place non stop*

Stack: largest 1633818, smallest 116588, average 559894
Your current position is 7 out of 19.

Tourney 107931527 (30k GTD on PStars) table 101. Come BBV sweat for me lol.

No, it takes skill to outplay variance and win consistently. You don't have this skill.

wat

pics of wife with you on top or it didnt happen.

BRING MORE RUSSIANS!!!!!!

IMO

Damn, serious brag here.

yaaay

Strange thread, yet it delivers.

Thread saved by your wife. Nice.

Desperately trying to figure this out myself.

One guess-

OP's thought process:

"Damn these kids all have to brag on the internets about their poker skills cuz they can't brag about real life like I can.

Im gonna make a sick graph and show those bastards! Oh noes, I failed at making sick graphs.

I know! I'll post pics of my wife to show those kids, who need to brag on the internet, that I don't need to cuz I rock at life!"

Entertaining thread either way, OP. Def blows my mind.

how much was wife again?

link to website where you bought wife plz

move up to where they respect your hot wife imo.

SICK ***** LIFE BRAH


SICK ***** LIFE

whoot whoot in the boot

Finished 2nd. GOD DAMN IT LOL DONKAMENTS NH WP GG HF GL etc. IMO

Last 3 hands. Villain got fed up and open shoved almost every hand.

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75000/t150000 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t4756568
Hero (BB): t5881432

Pre Flop: (t255000) Hero is BB with A J
BTN/SB raises to t4741568 all in, Hero calls t4591568

Flop: (t9513136) K 7 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t9513136) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t9513136) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9513136
BTN/SB shows 9 A (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
Hero shows A J (a pair of Sevens)
BTN/SB wins t9513136


Hand #2
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75000/t150000 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t9513136
Hero (BTN/SB): t1124864

Pre Flop: (t255000) Hero is BTN/SB with Q A
Hero raises to t1109864 all in, 1 fold

Final Pot: t330000
Hero mucks Q A
Hero wins t330000


Hand #3
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75000/t150000 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t9348136
Hero (BB): t1289864

Pre Flop: (t255000) Hero is BB with 6 6
BTN/SB raises to t9333136 all in, Hero calls t1124864 all in

Flop: (t2579728) 8 7 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2579728) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2579728) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2579728
BTN/SB shows A 5 (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Hero shows 6 6 (a pair of Sixes)
BTN/SB wins t2579728


Also check my OPR stats, they are brag itself: SN 'hochiminh999' (I finished donkament 15min ago so it isn't updated yet.) Man, I'm def doing better in tourneys than in cash ---> Luckbox imo. Also check SN 'Dostoevski' at Full Tilt for Omaha tourney tracking.

Another pic of wife to save thread.

Stfu and more pics of wife.

TY, BBV's been blowing my mind for last 2 months so I decided to give back a bit, lol

I def want to brag about my poker skillz and I'm working hard on it. I'm just yet a noob (Discovered INTERNET POKERZ in July 2008 and haven't moved to where they respect my raises), but I hope as I put in much effort, I would be able to brag not only about my wife, but also show you some sick garphs. So, be ready BBV (and gogogogogogogo!)

it's always good to post naked pictures of your wife on the internet.

how much did youw in in the donkament?

Why hasnt anyone questioned why ALL these photos look professional...

pics of wife with BBV sign obvy or this whole thing is a sham

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