4>3 ldo

Have you won it yet?

no

what about now?

It’s like Morph's luck got a perma the same time as Morph's Hair.

Sound on.

AAaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaAaaa I blame Morphs tourney results

Also some drunk Shanghai group with some pretty hot gals in the mix near me. What's my play here? I'm prolly moar drunk tho..

I blame Morph

Tell them you know Morph.

Thx for the advice. k, I'm not going to write what I was going to write when I was in the taxi and moar drunk than now, not going to kill the mood or whatever. Let's just say the Shanghai gals are gone, but the nite ended up not in total mayhem like it could or many times before or whatever, you know me. At least I have my gal, I feel that's kinda the only thing that keeps me from the abyss at this time or something. Maybe moar on that later. Anyways sorry for the troubles, I'm an idiot as always, gn, see you around.

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No need to apologize, this thread is the perfect place for drunk rants.

Be careful to not get "Shanghai'd"!

We don't need these for that, many small and big scams in HK, I think I could write a book about that alone. Anyways my drunken rants seem not as terrible as expected. I think with the last ones I was more like responding to stuff I thought I had written but apparently held off. Thanks for the support guys anyway. Currently I kind of need it. I guess I've always had an unstable personality but recently things have happened, good and bad, that turbocharged things a bit there.

As I mentioned many times HK is a completely crazy place anyways, everyday you wake up and something crazy is happening, good or bad. Or both, the speed of life in this city never ceases to amaze me. Can turn against you though for sure. Especially when you're like middle ages and still having a nightlife that puts many of the 20 somethings in many countries to shame. Well prolly many 20s HK natives or mainland chinese too, while they are around to some extent, foreigners are ofc largely overrepresented in the places that we go...

On a related note, two good friends, very fun guys, we have many stories to tell, want me in on their new project. Anyway one is already a bar owner (I have a small% of that) and architect and the other one, you would never guess what he is, wants to expand to a bigger place which kind of would make sense. So the catch is the current bar has a different theme, more innocent, but the new one is planned as a BDSM theme. And it is at a very prominent location. Not sure if this is a great or terrible idea...

In HK? Make it Bavarian BDSM-themed! Dirndl and Bondage!

RET gets it!

The safe word should be Arbeiterunfallversicherungsgesetz

lol

PokerStars, $20 + $2 - Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 300/600 (80 ante) - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

1bloodflood (UTG): 33,468 (56 bb)
Darren P Oswald (MP): 11,118 (19 bb)
Tarzancev (CO): 52,471 (87 bb)
ApresBoarder (BU): 4,132 (7 bb)
Morphismus (SB): 15,416 (26 bb)
ansuz (BB): 19,719 (33 bb)

Pre-Flop: (1,380) Hero (Morphismus) is SB with A♦ J♦ 5♠ J♣
1bloodflood (UTG) raises to 1,320, 1 fold, Tarzancev (CO) calls 1,320, 1 fold, Morphismus (SB) calls 1,020, 1 fold

Flop: (5,040) 5♣ 5♥ 5♦ (3 players)
Morphismus (SB) checks, 1bloodflood (UTG) checks, Tarzancev (CO) checks

Turn: (5,040) Q♣ (3 players)
Morphismus (SB) bets 1,663, 1bloodflood (UTG) raises to 4,350, Tarzancev (CO) folds, Morphismus (SB) calls 2,687

River: (13,740) 3♣ (2 players)
Morphismus (SB) checks, 1bloodflood (UTG) bets 9,600, Morphismus (SB) raises to 9,666 (all-in), 1bloodflood (UTG) folds

Total pot: 32,940
Morphismus (SB) wins 32,940

...and ITM, 2/11

FT, 3/6

Let's go!

Finally someone folds river when they should.