3/3!

Heads up! He has 5x the chips though.

just double up!

finished, $266 +$40 bounties

Gonna play SCOOP #21 L&M tomorrow!

The Captain is sitting out now, because he makes more money this way than by playing and getting eliminated within ten minutes. He is so unlucky.


Oh, and congrats with the Sammy medal, Mr. Morph!

Congrats, Morph. Now you can afford to sit with the captain.

gg morph show that hand to the captain!

Seriously, you gots to watch this.



The look on his face is the gift that keeps on giving. reminds me of, well, me when i'm making moves pre like shoving on short stack with 10 8. Abortion hands like this clip showcases is why I love small stakes since it happens so much. I never get sick of seeing it.

Alas, the Captain sits no more! He just busted out of his last tourney. Let's just hope he doesn't become another Hitler; otherwise some of those luckfishes might regret chasing that gutshot a few years from now!

T8s actually plays fairly well against hands likely to call your all in. I’d much rather be shoving T8s in mp than JTs UTG, which in the history of poker has never won. And ffs never shove jacks.

GJ Morph.

In honor of Morph’s 2nd place finish, for the rest of the day, no one will be infracted because of Morph.

It is the last few weeks of my regular didactic curriculum! Happy 161st Sheepday! Heavy grunch, lots of work, lots of homework, lots of study. Very busy. Wowie. We recognize Mr. King Fisherman for infinite infraction points. We say hello to Mr. Soft Sheep. Stay pimpin', pimpin'.

Bahhhh-maste.

Morphday!

I blame Morph

I’m not converting this **** because I’m angry and want you to suffer, The same ****ing mother****er. Every. ****ing. Time.

This is what it takes for me to finish 2nd.

Table '2648854014 1' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: calicowl75 (1395 in chips)
Seat 2: dbright341 (2780 in chips)
Seat 5: PotDripper (3670 in chips)
Seat 6: TheNewRR (1155 in chips)
calicowl75: posts the ante 25
dbright341: posts the ante 25
PotDripper: posts the ante 25
TheNewRR: posts the ante 25
PotDripper: posts small blind 100
TheNewRR: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PotDripper [As Qh]
calicowl75: raises 1170 to 1370 and is all-in
dbright341: folds
PotDripper: raises 1170 to 2540
TheNewRR: calls 930 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1170) returned to PotDripper
*** FLOP *** [2h 2c Td]
*** TURN *** [2h 2c Td] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [2h 2c Td 5s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PotDripper: shows [As Qh] (a pair of Deuces)
calicowl75: shows [Ac Ts] (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
calicowl75 collected 480 from side pot
TheNewRR: shows [Ah Th] (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
TheNewRR collected 1745 from main pot
calicowl75 collected 1745 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3970 Main pot 3490. Side pot 480. | Rake 0
Board [2h 2c Td 5s 4c]
Seat 1: calicowl75 showed [Ac Ts] and won (2225) with two pair, Tens and Deuces
Seat 2: dbright341 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PotDripper (small blind) showed [As Qh] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 6: TheNewRR (big blind) showed [Ah Th] and won (1745) with two pair, Tens and Deuces

Table '2648854014 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: calicowl75 (2275 in chips)
Seat 2: dbright341 (2605 in chips)
Seat 5: PotDripper (3325 in chips)
Seat 6: TheNewRR (795 in chips)
calicowl75: posts the ante 25
dbright341: posts the ante 25
PotDripper: posts the ante 25
TheNewRR: posts the ante 25
dbright341: posts small blind 200
PotDripper: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PotDripper [Ah Kd]
TheNewRR: folds
calicowl75: raises 1850 to 2250 and is all-in
dbright341: folds
PotDripper: calls 1850
*** FLOP *** [Qs Js 6c]
*** TURN *** [Qs Js 6c] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Js 6c 4d] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PotDripper: shows [Ah Kd] (a pair of Fours)
calicowl75: shows [Kc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
calicowl75 collected 4800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4800 | Rake 0
Board [Qs Js 6c 4d 4s]
Seat 1: calicowl75 (button) showed [Kc Qh] and won (4800) with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 2: dbright341 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PotDripper (big blind) showed [Ah Kd] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 6: TheNewRR folded before Flop (didn't bet)

2020/05/04 4:05:34 ET
Table '2648854014 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: calicowl75 (2995 in chips)
Seat 5: PotDripper (6005 in chips)
calicowl75: posts the ante 50
PotDripper: posts the ante 50
PotDripper: posts small blind 300
calicowl75: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PotDripper [Ah 5h]
PotDripper: raises 5355 to 5955 and is all-in
calicowl75: calls 2345 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3010) returned to PotDripper
*** FLOP *** [8s Ks 5d]
*** TURN *** [8s Ks 5d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [8s Ks 5d Kd] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
calicowl75: shows [Kh 5c] (a full house, Kings full of Fives)
PotDripper: shows [Ah 5h] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
calicowl75 collected 5990 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5990 | Rake 0
Board [8s Ks 5d Kd Ac]
Seat 1: calicowl75 (big blind) showed [Kh 5c] and won (5990) with a full house, Kings full of Fives
Seat 5: PotDripper (button) (small blind) showed [Ah 5h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2020/05/04 4:05:56 ET
Table '2648854014 1' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: calicowl75 (5640 in chips)
Seat 5: PotDripper (3360 in chips)
calicowl75: posts the ante 50
PotDripper: posts the ante 50
PotDripper: posts small blind 300
calicowl75: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PotDripper [Th Kc]
PotDripper: raises 2710 to 3310 and is all-in
calicowl75: calls 2710
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5s 7c]
*** TURN *** [Qs 5s 7c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 5s 7c 8c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
calicowl75: shows [Ks 8h] (a pair of Eights)
PotDripper: shows [Th Kc] (high card King)
calicowl75 collected 6720 from pot
PotDripper finished the tournament in 2nd place and received $19.38
calicowl75 wins the tournament and receives $35.99 - congratulations!

^ ****ing brutal

ty morph

Blame Morph for us not reading WoT

i am very hungpover

i dont want to do any work

i just want an hour long blow jibber

is that too much to ask for?

another four star monday iyam