NO OFF TOPIC POST.


yes it does have a topic.That topic is for me and anyone else who wants to to tell how they are doing in poker,by posting HH's files,and for people to offer Constructive on topic comments.

Also I am doing an experiment,and I have talked about that experiment already.Go back to previous pages and read about the experiment,if u want.
And there are some players who really like the topic of the post.


As to why I am yelling,the trolls are not listening.


Also the trolls are trying to spam ruin the topic of this thread.


So I will stop yelling at them when they stop!!!!!


Also further violations of the forum rules,by these idiots will result in them getting banned and having their accounts terminated


Mike DH

Keep on trolling and u will get infraction points and or get banned

Mike DH

NO TROLLING OFF TOPIC POST.


IF THIS KEEPS UP VIOLATERS WILL BE REPORTED TO MODS AND INFRACTION PENALTIES GIVEN OUT


rmoriar1
Today 11:28 AM


You were warned.

Whats going on is this thread topic is about anyone who wants to,telling how they are doing in poker,by posting HH files,etc

And for anyone who wants to,making Constructive non trolling on topic comments about their own game and other peoples games,etc.

But these A hole D I C K heads trolls are SPAMMING and ruining and detroying the thread topic.And are ruining others enjoyment of this thread topic.

and so because of this,they are gona get reported,receive infraction point penalties and get banned.


Mike DH

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IF THIS KEEPS UP VIOLATERS WILL BE REPORTED TO MODS AND INFRACTION PENALTIES GIVEN OUT


Mike DH

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IF THIS KEEPS UP VIOLATERS WILL BE REPORTED TO MODS AND INFRACTION PENALTIES GIVEN OUT

Shephard

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p3rc4
Today 03:39

Ok here is how I did in Freeroll into millions Gold Chip giveaway freeroll,and the round 2 semifinal round of the 250k freeroll promo,that u either have to finish in top 20 out of 3000 to qualify to win 40 dollar seat in round 2 semi final like I did or have to buy in directly for 40 dollars.


Here are the 3 HH's files.



Hand #16082B5942005560: Freeroll into Millions Gold Chip Giveaway
Seat 1: TOP4*** (5610.00 in chips)
Seat 2: Nere*** (1390.00 in chips)
Seat 3: alis*** (5249.00 in chips)
Seat 4: Pogg*** (1440.00 in chips)
Seat 5: much*** (2865.00 in chips)
Seat 6: MR.L*** (2480.00 in chips)
Seat 7: .RAF*** (7790.00 in chips)
Seat 9: Parn*** (364.00 in chips)
Seat 10: MikealDH (2315.00 in chips)
alis***: posts small blind $25
Pogg***: posts big blind $50
Dealt to MikealDH [ Kd Qc ]
much***: calls
MR.L***: calls
.RAF***: folds
IDNF***: folds
Parn***: calls
MikealDH: raises to $250 I had been playing very tight at this point and of course no respect)
TOP4***: folds
Nere***: folds
alis***: calls
Pogg***: folds
much***: folds
MR.L***: calls
Parn***: folds
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ Th 9c 4d ]
alis***: bets $450(idiot spends all of clock time all of extra time and at the very last second makes this bet)
MR.L***: folds
MikealDH: raises to $1,350(I had every reason to believe the idiot was making a bluff move on the pot.Hence the reraise.
alis***: calls(idiot was obviously slow playing the hell out of this,against a tight ass player not very smart as yor not supposed to slowplay against tight a s s e s and only slowplay against overagressive players.)
# # # TURN # # # [ 3s ]
alis***: bets $1,800(Also it was a lame a s s pathetic way to play using up ALL of their clock time and ALL of their extra time trying to pretend to be weak and thus trap,It pissed off the whole table because was being a slowpoke,and again the only time to make this play is not against a tight a s s but against a over agressive player.

MikealDH: folds
MikealDH: mucks
alis***: returns uncalled bet $1,800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
alis***: mucks
alis*** wins $3,600


And then the very next hand this bs happens.


Hand #16082B5942006519: Freeroll into Millions Gold Chip Giveaway
Seat 5: maho*** (2315.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Bill*** (6592.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Lega*** (6219.00 in chips)
Seat 8: ADD1*** (2675.00 in chips)
Seat 9: JIya*** (1620.00 in chips)
Seat 10: MikealDH (715.00 in chips)
Bill***: posts small blind $50
Lega***: posts big blind $100
Dealt to MikealDH [ Kc Ad ]
ADD1***: folds
JIya***: calls
MikealDH: is all in 715.0000
ljph***: folds
real***: folds
rive***: folds
rhar***: folds
maho***: folds
Bill***: folds
Lega***: calls
JIya***: folds
Lega***: shows Jh As
MikealDH: shows Kc Ad
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ Jc 2s 4d ]
# # # TURN # # # [ 6d ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ 8c ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lega*** wins $1,580 with Pair of Jacks


And bad beated out again in this the 8th tourney in a row.


Mike DH

Sorry, but I don't think you played this hand very well. Since no one has raised before you there is a big chance that the high cards on the table are left to act, and that would mean you're almost certain to run into two overcards with your pair, and then you're drawing to two outs.

Read this thread for more information.

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NO TROLLING


U HAVE BEEN WARNED.


U WILL BE REPORTED GIVEN INFRACTION POINTS AND THEN BANNED.


Mike DH

I am in tears. This is the best thread I've semi-read ever.

[ ] read none of Mike's posts
[ ] greatest thread ever
[ ] hysteric laughter
[x] all of the above

1010 was in late position and in late position or on cut off button or blinds,10 10 against other limpin ins is like 90% the best hand preflop on the table.
Also if go all in preflop,and get called by a bunch of overcards,very likely lots of overcards are shared by same players thus reducing their outs to hit flop and beat me.


which is exactly what happened,and I did have the best hand preflop,and I did get all my chips in preflop on the best hand,and got sucked out on considering all the reduced outs from shared paint cards.

And so this was me getting totally donk beat here.No way in hell would I have called my 1010 all in preflop,with what the other players had,considering how much of a ultimate tight a s s I had been.


Also u said that I would be drawing to 2 outs if I was against overcards,thats wrong.

with any pocket pair,even 22 altho middle pockets 1010 on up top AA are much better.A pocket pair doesnt have to hit the flop.Overcards do have to hit the flop.IF the Overcards dont hit the flop,then even if the pocket pairs dont hit the flop,the pocket pair wins,and the overcards lose,because PP dont have to hit flop to win,whereas overcards do.


Overcards are way to highly overvalued.


Mike DH

here is the HH for the semifinal 250k freeroll promo at Cake poker.

Hand #16082ACC1F001128: Freeroll into Millions $250k SEMI-FINAL
Seat 2: Meat*** (845.00 in chips)
Seat 3: qual*** (1770.00 in chips)
Seat 4: TheT*** (815.00 in chips)
Seat 5: ezmo*** (865.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Call*** (7060.00 in chips)
Seat 8: MikealDH (3260.00 in chips)
Seat 10: bunj*** (2150.00 in chips)
NOmo***: posts small blind $75
Call***: posts big blind $150
Dealt to MikealDH [ Ts Ah ]
MikealDH: raises to $300
bigg***: folds
bunj***: folds
Dodg***: folds
Meat***: folds
qual***: folds
TheT***: is all in 815.0000(what a donk reraise all in with 8 7 off crap.I cant believe there are donks that do this crap in this tourney,as first off u either have to beat out 3000 other people and finish in top 20 to qualify for this tourney or have to pay 40 dollars to register for this tourney.)
ezmo***: folds
NOmo***: folds
Call***: folds
MikealDH: calls
TheT***: shows 8s 7d
MikealDH: shows Ts Ah
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ 2d Kd As ]
# # # TURN # # # [ 5d ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ 4d ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheT*** wins $1,855 with Flush, King high

How freaking typical this bs crap happens,and I really needed that pot at that time.


Poker idiot goof off donk beat again in a tourney that shouldnt have poker idiot goof offs in it.


Then a few hands later:


Hand #16082ACC1F001171: Freeroll into Millions $250k SEMI-FINAL
Seat 2: Meat*** (845.00 in chips)
Seat 3: qual*** (2220.00 in chips)
Seat 4: TheT*** (2080.00 in chips)
Seat 5: ezmo*** (865.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Call*** (6835.00 in chips)
Seat 8: MikealDH (1995.00 in chips)
Seat 10: bunj*** (2150.00 in chips)
bigg***: posts small blind $75
bunj***: posts big blind $150
Dealt to MikealDH [ Kd Ah ]
Dodg***: folds
Meat***: folds
qual***: raises to $450(I put on 33 or QJ or KJ KQ A10 thru A Q
TheT***: folds
ezmo***: folds
NOmo***: folds
Call***: folds
MikealDH: is all in 1995.0000(I have to go all in preflop now to double up,because the blinds are 150,going up soon,all thanks to the donk beat earlier.)
bigg***: folds
bunj***: folds
qual***: calls
qual***: shows 5h 5d
MikealDH: shows Kd Ah
@@@ F_L_O_P @@@ [ 3s 9d 5s ]
# # # TURN # # # [ Tc ]
&&& RIVER &&& [ 9c ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
qual*** wins $4,215 with Full House, Fives full of Nines


And out I go because of the donk beat earlier


Mike D H

congratulations on playing your first 200 hands of poker!

MIKE........................... I SHALL BITE THE BAIT........

you are 37. you should have a job and money. you should be therefore playing games where you actually have to pay money to enter. if you did this, you could win lots of $$$ if you won.

freerolls are for people who cannot tie their own shoelaces. if you had any talent, you would be playing for decent stakes with real money.

take this **** to pocketfives.com or the MTT forums here where they love idiots with 30 bb stacks.

you are terrible. i am 21 and would murder you in any format. most of BBV is under 25 and would do the same. be very ashamed.

To be fair to us trolls you did post this in the wrong forum. Look closer next time. Thanks

I'M TROLLING THE ON TOPIC POST.


IF THIS KEEPS UP VIOLATERS WILL BE POOPED ON AND TOLD TO *****

thebigeasy59
Today whatever 6:50 AST is

shhh...some of us are enjoying ourselves lol

The OPR(official poker ratings online,isnt that accurate.And here is why.


First off it says that in last 120 days I am 135,000 out of 600,000,while in 2008 it shows 360,000 out of 600,000.But if u look at 2003 thru 2008,it says like 199,000 out of 700,000.

So unless u go thru everything and not just this one graph,photo from OPR,its very misleading.


2nd.The OPR doesnt cover all the poker sites only 3 or 4 at most.And so if a player does well at 1 poker site,thats not covered,they are not gonna get credit by OPR.


3rd.The OPR only counts tourneys u have bought into,and doesnt cover freerolls(the Exception is Fulltilt poker).As a result like 1 and a half years ago,I deposited $25 dollars,and thru a bad run of donk beats and poker idiot goof off beat outs and some admittedly bad bankroll management on my part,I lost it all,and so therefore the OPR is gona count that against me


4th the OPR only counts cashes into performance and doesnt give credit for very very deep non cash finishes(The exception being on Full Tilt Poker)


5th.Because of points 3 and 4,OPR hasnt given me credit for the 2 times I have cashed in the $100 freeroll at Fulltilt poker.It doesnt give me credit for the 2 cashes in freerolls at Bodog Poker.It doesnt give me credit for 2 cashes in freerolls at Absolut poker.It Doesnt give me credit for 1 cash in a freeroll at UBnet.And it doesnt give me credit for 2 cashes in 2 freerolls at Cake Poker,and it doesnt give me credit for 3 cashes in 3 freerolls at Poker stars.


6.It doesnt give me credit for finishing in 3rd place,just 1 spot shy of 2nd place needed to win in the 6000 player 1 time freeroll promo where the top 2 win trip to vegas main event seat,and 20k and game with pros,and play on TV.(hmmm one would think that one should credit from OPR on this)

7.OPR doesnt give credit for the 14th place finish in round 2 semfinal round of the 250k promo at UBnet,just 5 spots shy of final table and winning chance to play on TV for the 250k.(hmmm one would think one should get some credit for this on OPR)


8.OPR doesnt give credit for the 10th place finish in round 2 of the Aruba promo freeroll,where the final table players in round 2 get to play on TV for chance to win trip to Aruba.(hmmm one would think one should get credit for this as well).


9.OPR didnt give credit for top 20 finish out of 3000 players in the round 1 250k promo freeroll at Cake Poker(One would think one should get credit for this as well by OPR).


10.OPR didnt give me credit for all the 13 top 2 finishes in the 360 player poker after dark round 1 tourny thus qualifying for round 2 in the poker after dark promo 13 times and the 1 time I qualified for round 3 in the poker after dark promo.(One should think one should get credit for that as well.)


11.OPR didnt give me credit for winning the 12000 player 2000 dollar round 1 hubble freeroll at poker stars.(one would think OPR should give credit for that as well)


So if OPR gave me credit for all that stuff,my true OPR ranking would be something like 50k to 100k out of 70000 players.Another reason why I would give myself that ranking,is that I consistently finish in the top 17 to 25% of players in tourneys


Also OPR doesnt look at this,lets say u have gotten donk beat out early in 20 tourneys in a row where you have pushed AK all in preflop and get called by 72 type hands and get goof off beat out early in 20 tourneys in a row this way.This has happened to me.In this situation OPR doesnt recognize that u got goof off beat out early in 20 tourneys in a row,it only see's 20 early tourney exits(actually it doesnt even see that as it only keeps track of buy in tourneys that u cashed in or didnt cash in and anywhere in between doesnt matter to OPR.


So all these reasons are very valid reasons why OPR isnt always a accurate measure of how good or bad a player is because OPR dont account for variance and bad luck and + or minus EV decisions.


Poker tracker from what I hear is much better then OPR.


And OPR doesnt cover my pretty good offline casino record of cashes in the casinos in Spokane WA.


Bottom line u were trying to be a Flaming troll,trying to use OPR to try to say I am a such a very sucky player when I am not instead of making constructive comments or help or advice on yor play my play others play.


Also I am not trying to toot my own horn,just countering yor silly non valid point.


I know I have a few minor leaks or flaws in my game,any decent player has them.

these are:


1.I sometimes play to many suited connectors.


2 I sometimes take unnecessary risk or chances


3.I sometimes overanalyze and assume to much.


also OPR is really only good if someone has a 1000 to 10k bankroll and they buy into a lot of tourneys with that 1k to 10k bankroll,over like a 3 year period of time,and only then is only good as a long term measurement of how good a player is in that kind of situation.


So make constructive comments instead of trying to make trolling flaming comments.


Mike DH

it is indeed rather peculiar, that opr does not give you credit for freerolls that you ALMOST cashed in. you should ring up the owners of that site at once and give them a piece of your mind.
i say, old bean.

too much work to be a level... right?