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Old 07-21-2021, 11:49 PM   #626
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Re: ***Return of the F. Euro Denmarkians and Tour de Mod. July LC/NC NSFW***

Sammy's so nerdy, he's probably an Engineer.
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Old 07-22-2021, 12:05 AM   #627
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The greatest mystery in the history of the Internet has finally been answered!

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Old 07-22-2021, 03:46 AM   #628
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Thanks, do you know what app that is? Seems there are like several different ones
...the one written by Robert Koch himself!

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Old 07-22-2021, 03:47 AM   #629
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Olympic games hype

NZ v Korea in football tonight. Easy win for NZ
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Old 07-22-2021, 03:49 AM   #630
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Anyone remember when Denmark only won 2 gold medals last olympics and got beaten by 27 other countries?
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Old 07-22-2021, 04:03 AM   #631
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I lost another 700€ yesterday


Stars is rigged
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Old 07-22-2021, 04:08 AM   #632
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To be fair they won 1,584,894 Sammy medals.
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Old 07-22-2021, 04:30 AM   #633
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Anyone remember when Denmark only won 2 gold medals last olympics and got beaten by 27 other countries?
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To be fair they won 1,584,894 Sammy medals.
Good times. This seems to be the poast where 'Sammy medal' was first coined. Sheep just read a few pages from that thread. Talk about a trip down memory lane!
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Old 07-22-2021, 04:38 AM   #634
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Waffle baby is 4 years old.
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Old 07-22-2021, 04:46 AM   #635
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I lolled.

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Old 07-22-2021, 06:48 AM   #636
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...the one written by Robert Koch himself!

Confirmed: Morph loves Koch.
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Old 07-22-2021, 06:51 AM   #637
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yep
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Old 07-22-2021, 07:03 AM   #638
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Waffle baby is 4 years old.
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Old 07-22-2021, 02:08 PM   #639
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Brag: ACR sent me Lucky Venom socks.

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Old 07-22-2021, 03:15 PM   #640
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How old do you think a baby born in August 2016 is?
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Old 07-22-2021, 03:21 PM   #641
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That's not a baby any more.
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Old 07-22-2021, 03:27 PM   #642
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my son already managed one hooker when he was 4
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Old 07-22-2021, 03:29 PM   #643
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Old 07-22-2021, 03:45 PM   #644
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collecting her money is part od growing up you silly belgianer. Blue moon was ok.
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Old 07-22-2021, 09:35 PM   #645
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We already have way too many mods here. You are not welcome, pls gtfo and take some of the other mods with you. Punk
Wow, Sammy, you seem angry. Are you angry?
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Old 07-22-2021, 09:36 PM   #646
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my son already managed one hooker when he was 4
[softball]His mom doesn't count?[/softball]
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Old 07-22-2021, 09:45 PM   #647
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Just because he left it wide open doesn’t mean you had to take the shot.

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Old 07-23-2021, 02:56 AM   #648
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[softball]His mom doesn't count?[/softball]

No.

She has no money to be collected. FranFran has the money in that house.

You nice and soft jalexander. Once you get married you will prolly cook and clean around the house. Nerd.
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Old 07-23-2021, 02:58 AM   #649
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Just because he left it wide open doesn’t mean you had to take the shot.

I will now go to golden gate and piss in your waters. Punk.
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Old 07-23-2021, 03:03 AM   #650
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I cant believe that this happened but there is one person with italian passport we respect;

His ex wife and presennt gf together on his game.. euro 2021 finala vs england. He has kids with both of them. Very nice and soft.

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