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Old 04-29-2010, 05:00 PM   #26
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killer kill for mod!

prob the best bbv post ive ever seen! moreeeeee
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Old 04-29-2010, 05:01 PM   #27
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Applause, simply awesome. Captain idiot is banned at last good job.
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:26 PM   #28
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:34 PM   #29
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my bathingsuit parts feel funny
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:10 PM   #30
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I completely agree. Lots more mod notes on crappy threads etc and locking awful threads. So I guess in honor of table captain being banned I can contribute too.























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Old 05-21-2010, 06:25 AM   #31
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You fools, I am not banned yet. If I get banned and need to post something I'll just open a new account like any discussion board on the web.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:27 AM   #32
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Lots of perfect pairs ITT
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:42 AM   #33
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You fools, I am not banned yet. If I get banned and need to post something I'll just open a new account like any discussion board on the web.
lol, OP got banned again, oops!
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:47 AM   #34
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lol, OP got banned again, oops!
cya later
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:50 AM   #35
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best thread today by far.
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Old 05-21-2010, 12:22 PM   #36
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Ill get you for this he man nhanhanha
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:03 PM   #37
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TY, peace and love.this is never fail
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:26 PM   #38
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Somehow it feels wrong to be chomping on all this eyecandy fun without looking at a boring HH first.
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Old 05-21-2010, 06:16 PM   #39
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nice thread,
I would do most of the titties IIT
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:02 PM   #40
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Another round of titties for another round of well deserved banning






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Old 05-24-2010, 11:14 PM   #41
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Wow Alobar is such a Nazi dickhead. He must be fapping a lot to banning users. It's so funny becaue I come here once or twice a week signing in with a different ID and I don't really give a sh#t...
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:34 PM   #42
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any details on why he got banned?
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:37 PM   #43
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Another round of titties for another round of well deserved banning






i really dont like your taste in women
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:01 AM   #44
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i really dont like your taste in women
Well I really don't like your taste in men.
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Old 05-25-2010, 12:16 AM   #45
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Well I really don't like your taste in men.


Just added you to my list of mother****ers not to **** with btw.


You be schooling cats up ITT.
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Old 05-25-2010, 01:33 AM   #46
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Wow Alobar is such a Nazi dickhead. He must be fapping a lot to banning users. It's so funny becaue I come here once or twice a week signing in with a different ID and I don't really give a sh#t...
cool. We'll just make it permanent then.

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Old 05-25-2010, 01:38 AM   #47
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alobar is that Jodie Marsh in your avatar?
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Old 05-25-2010, 01:49 AM   #48
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alobar is that Jodie Marsh in your avatar?
no, its your mom!

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Old 05-25-2010, 01:51 AM   #49
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Just added you to my list of mother****ers not to **** with btw.


You be schooling cats up ITT.
Well if you thought that one was funny, check this gem out:

A duck walks into a bar, and asks for a tomato.

The bartender says, "We're a bar, we serve alcohol, I could get you a bloody mary, but we don't have fresh tomatoes".

The duck shrugs and leaves.

The very next day, the duck returns to the same bar and says "You get any tomatoes in yet?"

The bartender replies "I told you yesterday duck, we don't serve tomatoes here, I could get you some Mozz stix with marinara, but that's about it."

The duck shrugs and waddles out.

The next day, the duck comes back. He says "Hit me with a nice cold tomato, Jack!"

The bartender, visibly perturbed, replies "My name is Sam, not Jack, and if you come here one more time asking for a tomato, I'll nail your stupid webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck flaps out quickly.

The very next day the duck returns again.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" Starts Sam

"I just wanted to know if you have any nails! I'm starting a project and I'm fresh out." replies the duck

"No we don't have any nails, we're a bar not a hardware store!"

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Old 05-25-2010, 01:54 AM   #50
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A duck walks into a bar and asks for some quackers.
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