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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
Just added you to my list of mother****ers not to **** with btw.
You be schooling cats up ITT.
Well if you thought that one was funny, check this gem out:
A duck walks into a bar, and asks for a tomato.
The bartender says, "We're a bar, we serve alcohol, I could get you a bloody mary, but we don't have fresh tomatoes".
The duck shrugs and leaves.
The very next day, the duck returns to the same bar and says "You get any tomatoes in yet?"
The bartender replies "I told you yesterday duck, we don't serve tomatoes here, I could get you some Mozz stix with marinara, but that's about it."
The duck shrugs and waddles out.
The next day, the duck comes back. He says "Hit me with a nice cold tomato, Jack!"
The bartender, visibly perturbed, replies "My name is Sam, not Jack, and if you come here one more time asking for a tomato, I'll nail your stupid webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck flaps out quickly.
The very next day the duck returns again.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?" Starts Sam
"I just wanted to know if you have any nails! I'm starting a project and I'm fresh out." replies the duck
"No we don't have any nails, we're a bar not a hardware store!"