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11-11-2022 , 05:53 PM

#76

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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Probably

11-11-2022 , 05:57 PM

#77

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Probably

Jennifer Love Hewitt is 157cm tall

11-11-2022 , 05:58 PM

#78

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Morph breastfeeds in public places

No I don't silly!

11-11-2022 , 05:58 PM

#79

Morphismus

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I might feed on chicken breast in public from time to time though.

11-11-2022 , 05:59 PM

#80

Morphismus

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I did that just today as a matter of fact.

11-11-2022 , 06:02 PM

#81

Sammy2bullets

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I feed on pork breast in public like a real man.

11-11-2022 , 06:06 PM

#82

Mr.mmmKay

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Do you eat raw chicken breast in public?

11-11-2022 , 06:06 PM

#83

Mr.mmmKay

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I've eaten ice cream in public, and that's made from cows breasts so I win

11-11-2022 , 06:06 PM

#84

Sammy2bullets

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11-11-2022 , 06:08 PM

#85

AlwaysFolding

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I have decided that today is a chicken sandwich kind of day. You Eurobros don't know what you're missing. Also, good meme work my friends.

11-11-2022 , 06:16 PM

#86

Sheep86

*** Remember to Buy Sheepcoin in November - LC/NSFW ***

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11-11-2022 , 06:18 PM

#87

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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LOL

11-11-2022 , 06:23 PM

#88

Morphismus

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I liked it!

11-11-2022 , 06:46 PM

#89

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I have decided that today is a chicken sandwich kind of day. You Eurobros don't know what you're missing. Also, good meme work my friends.

Of course we know what we're missing: chicken between two slices of bread, on a bun, or on a roll, possibly with salad, cheese, and condiments added.

11-11-2022 , 06:49 PM

#90

Mr.mmmKay

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I would skip the sperm sauce though, it overpowers the chicken

11-11-2022 , 06:50 PM

#91

Mr.mmmKay

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Sammy's probably the kind of guy to order extra sperm sauce though just to spite the chicken because of a childhood trauma that wasn't even real but just a dream

11-11-2022 , 06:53 PM

#92

Morphismus

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tbh, that sounds more like a long shot.

11-11-2022 , 06:56 PM

#93

Mr.mmmKay

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Well we've all seen how much sperm sauce Sammy uses, even on dishes where it doesn't make sense and most sane people wouldn't even think about adding sperm sauce

11-11-2022 , 07:14 PM

#94

Morphismus

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Noone is denying that. But for your theory to be true, Sammy would have to be dreamt about a fake childhood trauma, that also somehow caused him to spite chicken. What would that be?

11-11-2022 , 08:08 PM

#95

fidstar-poker

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Sammy's sperm sauce is so potent it would get the chicken pregnant.

11-11-2022 , 08:18 PM

#96

Morphismus

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I doubt that tbh

11-12-2022 , 01:08 AM

#97

AlwaysFolding

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Morph is a contrarian today! Also, the sandwich didn't happen as there was the first sleet of the season and my path to the sandwich was obscured by 6 emergency vehicles and a significant crash.

11-12-2022 , 04:32 AM

#98

Sammy2bullets

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Today is going to be a fun day for Sammy. Sammy's sperm is very potent.

11-12-2022 , 06:18 AM

#99

Morphismus

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Is it though?

11-12-2022 , 06:48 AM

#100

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Morph is a contrarian today! Also, the sandwich didn't happen as there was the first sleet of the season and my path to the sandwich was obscured by 6 emergency vehicles and a significant crash.

Ich bin der Geist, der stets verneint!
Und das mit Recht; denn alles, was entsteht,
Ist werth, daß es zu Grunde geht!

Bummer with the Sandwich though, I know what you missed!

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