lol

voted 1 star

So fcuking boss!!

I SEE YOU ARE CRAVING RAVENJETBYRNE,LIKE I CRAVEN THE WEETABIX"S IN MY CHILDHOOD.

I HAVE NOT TOLD YOU OF MY TRIP TO SEE MY GULFRIENDS FAMILY

LIKE I SAID,I HAD A FEELING THEY WOULD HAVE A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR RAVENJETBYRNE,,AND SO IT PROOFED
I COULD SEE A CHANGE IN THERE DEMMEANDER WHEWN I GREETED THEM,,A NEW RESPECT THAT GROW INSIDE THERE SUBCONCUIS ... A BEAUFIFUL DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF WHO I WAS,THAT I ,RAVENJETBYRNE AM SOMETHING TO REJOICE IN,LIKE A DEITY ,MUHAMMOND OR CHRIS,,
FINALLY THEY HAD COME INTO CONTACT WITH THE REAL ME,AND THEY LIKE IT,

THE DRUNK MEN WITH THERE REPRESSED SOULS OF SOMERSET CAME AT ME,"COME ON RAVEN,DO THE DANCING"THEY BEGGED,,, SNAKING THERE HIPS BUT CAME NOWHERE NEAR THE SENSUALITY OF THE REAL THING,,

MY GIRLFEINDS SISTER SAID SHE CRYED WITH JOY,,,AND HAVE BEEN OBSESIVLY WATCHING MY VIDEOS EVER SINCE,THATS THE PWER I POCESS,,MY GIRLSFIRENDS MUM HAS YET TO SEE IT,BUT I FEAR THE WEB IS CLOSING IN,AND SHE IS ONLY DAYS AWAY FORM EXPOSURE,AND WHEN SHE DOES,WHO CAN TEL HER REACTION,,
,,,
AS IT GOT LATE I FOUND MY OLD BANDMATE NATHEN WOMBOMB,FROM THE DAYS I WAS THE GREATEST SONGWRITER OF MY GENRERATION,(ONLY THE FEAR OF EXPOSURE TO OTHER HUMANS STOPPED ME IN MY MUSICAL MISSION,BUT NOW POKER ALLOOWS ME TO CUT OF FROM REALITY AND CONCENTRATE ON MY IDEAS,AND THINGS)

OUR BAND WAS WOMBOMB,ART ROCK,I SUMMONED SPIRITS,ID THROW MY BODY WITH DISREGARD AROUND BEER SOAKED FLOORS..PUNCHING AND HURTING MYSELF TO PLEASE THE MASSES,EXPOSING THRUTHS,,,,THROWING CHAIRS,,,,IT WAS ELECTIRC,ANDD IT WAS MY RELEASE

NATHEN SHOWED ME THIS LIFESIZED TERMINATER SKELETON HE HAD BEEN MAKING FOR 2 YEARS,OUT OF MATERIAL FROM THE FACTORY HE WORKS IN,
HE REMINDS ME OF THE TIMES WE HAD,,,,

,THE TIME I GOT TOO DRUNK AFTER A GIG,AND GOT OOUT MY PENIS,IT WAS SUPER SMALL FROM BEING PACKED TIGHT FOR DAY.....
FLOPED IT ONTO ON A TABLE FULL OF STARNGERS,SAYING I WAS JOHN LENNON(ON THAT ALBUM COVER WHERE HE GETS HIS LITTLE WILLY OUT),THERE WAS A GANGSTER TYPE,HE WAS SAYING"PUT IT AWAY MAN",PUT IT AWAY",,AND I WAS LAUGHING,I TOLD THE GILRS I WOULDNT HARM THEM,,

,,THEN I WANDERED AROUND THE BACKSTAGE AREA,,WIGGLING MY UGLY WRINKLED WORM INFROUNT OF NATHENS THEN GIRLDFRIEND,AND DEMANDING HIS MALE FRIEND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB,,HE WOULDNT,,, AFTER A WHILE I SLUMPED INTO THE GUTTER OUTSIDE,APPARENTLY SMILING AND STILL MUTTING ABOUT BEING JOHN LENNON AGAIN,,,

TO THIS DAY I REGRET,I DIDNT PLAY WITH IT A BIT ,,, TO GET SOME POWER IN ITS SAILS, FOR THIS WOULD HAMPER ME PYCOLOGICALLY FOR YEARS TO COME,,

ANYWAY,AFTER MY SLUMPING

,A 40 YEAROLD SKIN HEAD PUNK WOMEN,SAW A CHANCE TO GET WITH A GOD LIKE CREATURE SHE TOOK ADVANGATE OF MY VULNERABLE AND SUGGESTIVE STATE,WHEN MY POWERS WERE AT ITS LOWEST,,THEN THE STAAFF THREW ME OUT,,

SEE WAITED FOR ME,
,IT WAS CHECK MATE,
I HAD NO OTHER PLACE TO GO,,
AND SHE TOOK ME BACK TO HER ****TY HOLE,,,,,,,,,IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE,,

I RMEEMBER FLASHBACVKS,OF STRANGE ABNORMAL SEX,INVOLVING BLOOOD,,,
AND THEN I WOKE UP IN SHEETS OF DIRTY RED STAINS ,
WITH A SWOLLEN WILLY,THAT I MUST HAVE USED AT LEAST 8TIMES IN THE NIGHT,,,,,,


IN LATER MONTHS SHE CLAIMED I ****ED LIKE A DUCK,AND TOO THIS DAHY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THISD MEANS,,,
IM ASSUMING IT MEANS I A GOD INBETWEEN THE SHEETS TOO,AND JUDGING BY MY WILLY,SHE WONT FORGET RAVENEJTBYRNE IN A HURRY


DONT WORRY I GOT OUT OF THERE IN THE MORNING,,THO I COULD TELL SHE WANTED TO GET TO KNOW ME,AND BE MY GIRLFRIEND,WELL I JUST DONT GO OUT WITH 40 YERA OUT SKINHEAD,BLOODSEX PUNKS I GUESS,,,CALL MY OLD FASHIONED

RAVENJETBYRNE

^ O . M . G . this is awesome.

lol

Thumbs up if OP is your hero.

This is amazing stuff. I'd like to see king niche and revenjetbyrne converse.

I would make my special comments later, but for now I have to say that nobody ****s English language better than you,my friend, ravenjetbyrne.

triplefacepalmwithcheese.jpg

WOOP WOOP RAVEN MAKE US A VIDEO

ur prob Lalibertes employee

wtf epic

OP you just changed my life. NO SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT !!!

would you support his baloonknot in court

that would be lovely

Quoth the raven ^^^^^


Don't take this the wrong way, but this writing style reminds me of a serial killer who is hiding his intelligence.


Oh, and I admit to being a bit jealous of all of these sexual exploits.



Good on ya, ya bugger

RAVENJETBYRN E CRADDLES GENTLY THE 20 TO 25BB STACK,
LIKE A WARM KITTEN DYYING IN MY MARMS

kingniche wasn't that weird afterall.

OP, update!

how do you adjust with a 10-15bb stack?

Update on OP: the SN "RavenByrne" on party is now in the top 31 on official poker rankings and is showing about 20k profit for the last 120 days alone- as well as that hes playing the daily 100 rebuys among others- pretty impressive stuff

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com...1EB7A.html?t=2

hahaha...enjoyed

I was going to update with results, but tbh you are beyond results. You are on to something so creepy here. Numbers will only constrain it.

RAVENJETBYRNE, KING ON POKER,

your humble followers need you. Update us, share with us your wisdom and give us commands. We zill do anything for you<

I'd like to know more about the owls.