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oh and also, the "I just wanna talk about jones and how he is gunna be a good left back" line is utter genius especially as I am watching the community shield as I type this.

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08-22-2011 , 10:59 AM

#103

raven byrne

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I CAME SO CLOSE TO GLARY,,NO ONE KNOWS JUST HOW GOOD I AM,

ALL I WANT IS TO WIN THE SUNDAY MILLION,

SOON IT WILL BE COMPLEATE,RAVENJETBYRNE WILL BE THE GREATERST OF ALL TIME,LIKE CHRIS MOORMAN

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08-22-2011 , 11:14 AM

#104

Cracked_Avacado

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U MAD

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08-22-2011 , 11:15 AM

#105

buckyohare1985

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Originally Posted by raven byrne

I DESTORY THEM ALL,

I AM RAVENJETBYRNE

I USED TO GET SO ANGRY ID PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

NOW I ONLY PUNCH MY LEG ,,,,,,,,,,AND NOT AS HARD

MAYBE THE GREATEST QUOTE IN THE HISTORY OF BBV

Last edited by buckyohare1985; 08-22-2011 at 11:32 AM.

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08-24-2011 , 02:16 AM

#106

Ace Jackoff

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Originally Posted by kevmode

OP I HATE PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS. YOUR NOT GOING TO BE THE BEST POKER PLAYER EVER AND THIS PATHETIC THREAD YOU HAVE CREATED SUCKS.

Colossal dolt ITT.

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08-28-2011 , 02:43 PM

#107

Ace Jackoff

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ravenjetbyrne do you have a twitter? i could read this **** every day.

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08-28-2011 , 05:38 PM

#108

ledoutwbottomset

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How funny is this kid. Do real pros have egos this big.

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08-28-2011 , 06:08 PM

#109

wombat4hire

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Awesome.

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08-28-2011 , 08:34 PM

#110

DrunkTilt

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this is AWESOME.

Please post next final table for epic rail

edit: slightly disturbed after youtube vid

Last edited by DrunkTilt; 08-28-2011 at 08:43 PM. Reason: wtfffff

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08-28-2011 , 11:19 PM

#111

mikekelley13

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this is great, imo

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08-29-2011 , 11:18 AM

#112

HoKuZpOkUz

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I guess I'll change the note I have on him from 'clowntard' to 'solid clown'

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08-29-2011 , 11:46 AM

#113

Crystal ExtacY

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Originally Posted by raven byrne

LET ME BE CLEAR ON THIS,,I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MTT PLAYER OF MY GENERATION

HU4ROLLZ BRO? PICK YOUR STAKES LOLOL

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08-29-2011 , 05:07 PM

#114

barradri

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I want to be friends with raven

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08-29-2011 , 05:25 PM

#115

RangeyMcTriplmerge

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legend

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08-30-2011 , 07:44 AM

#116

LostOstrich

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wow

OP's posting style is awesome but even that didn't prepare me for his video

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08-30-2011 , 09:58 AM

#117

Kingdom Hearts

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wtf is this a standard ROI for tournament grinders !? 100% lol ? Is he really that good !? Thx for the laughters Raven !

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08-30-2011 , 10:03 AM

#118

Busto again

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Wtf I thought this was real but when he mentioned supporting Sheffield in the VId I knew it had to be a level. No one supports either Wednesday or United.

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08-30-2011 , 10:03 AM

#119

aura

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Originally Posted by raven byrne

NAKED WITH YOUR FATHER,,THATS THE PURITY I SEEK

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09-02-2011 , 12:39 PM

#120

suitedjustice

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ROI now 23% on Pacific, 56% on Party and 22% on stars. Very solid. Keep it up.

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09-02-2011 , 01:52 PM

#121

David123

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nice stuff.

GL Raven!

edit: weird youtube stuff, for real weird. :O

Last edited by David123; 09-02-2011 at 01:59 PM.

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09-02-2011 , 02:15 PM

#122

raven byrne

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

ROI now 23% on Pacific, 56% on Party and 22% on stars. Very solid. Keep it up.

YOUR WORDS ANGER RAVENETBYRNE

RAVENJETBYRNE IS THE GREATEST LIVING MTT PLAYER ON THE PLANET,AND WILL BE DUDGED ONLY ON MTT RESULTS

SNGS ARE FOR THE WEAK AND LISTLESS,SO WE CANNOT AND LUST NOT GIVE THEM THE CREDENCE THEY SO BADLY CRAVE,,THEY ARE MEARLY A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUNG MINDS,LIKE A WOMB FOR ROBOTS

AS YOU CAN SEE,,I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF VARIENCE,ANS SCOFF AT BAD BEATS,,,
I AM THE 11TH BEST MTT PLAYER ON 888,THAT DOESNT HAPPEN EVERYDAY,,,

SOON I WILL BE PLAYING LIVE,AND I HAVE SOME PLANS THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF POKER FOREVER

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09-02-2011 , 02:19 PM

#123

Cracked_Avacado

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do you kno Engelburt Humperdink?

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09-02-2011 , 02:21 PM

#124

raven byrne

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Originally Posted by David123

nice stuff.

GL Raven!

edit: weird youtube stuff, for real weird. :O

MY GIRLFRIENDS FAMILY HAVE DISCOVERED MY VIDEOS,,I HAVE TO VISIT THEM TONIGHT,,NEDDLESS TO SAY,THEY WILL HAVE A NEW FOUND RESPECT FOR RAVENJETBYRNE
YEAH,THE QUIET SOCAILLY INEPT YOUNG STUB THEY KNEW,HAS A LITTLE SECRET,,,AND HE WANTS TO SHOW THEM,
CAN THEY HANDLE IT?,,,PROBERLY NOT,BUT GREATNESS ISNT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY

MY POWERS ARE WEAK,BUT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT,,,I WILL STRIKE AT THE MEART OF THE POKER WROLD,,,,
THEY WILL HAVE NO CHOICEW BUT TO RECOGNISE RAVENJETBYRNE AS THE MOST CHARISMATIC AND SEXUAL WORLD CHAMPION OF ALL TIME,,,

I HAVE THONGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO MAKE ME THIS WAY

SOON I WILL TELL MY STORY,