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08-02-2011 , 11:28 PM

#76

Gym Mick

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 120

HI, RAVENBYRNE I LIKE YOUR STYLE MAYBE YOU AND ME CAN BE FRIENDS?

Spoiler:

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08-03-2011 , 12:44 AM

#77

IttyBitty

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 327

Can we please get an update?

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08-03-2011 , 12:53 AM

#78

raven byrne

King On Poker

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 448

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Now 23% on Pacific, 81% on Party and 23% on Pokerstars. Gogogo. Will be back in 1 month to review.

LET ME BE CLEAR ON THIS,,I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MTT PLAYER OF MY GENERATION,I GET BLOW JOBS ON TAP,,AND MY ROI SHALL BE JUDGED SOULLY ON MTTS,,

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I PLAY SNGS,,BUT I WAS BUT A YOUNG PUP,,,NOW I HAVE KNIFES FOR ARMS

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08-03-2011 , 12:55 AM

#79

raven byrne

King On Poker

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 448

HAHA,YES I WIN AGAIN,,,2,8K ON PARTYPOKER IN THE MIDNIGHT HIGH ROLLER,,

YES ONE IN THE EYE FOR ANYONE WHO DOUBTED ME,,

I MUST GO NOW,THE DOGS NEED FEEDING AND I CANT FEEL MY EYES

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08-03-2011 , 02:22 AM

#80

iamthe91

banned

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 262

sometimes i wonder...

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08-04-2011 , 10:05 AM

#81

cthrilla

journeyman

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 281

OP is pretty good. The king on poker might not be giving him enough credit. Can't wait til he ships the sunday million.

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08-04-2011 , 10:26 AM

#82

leconnaisseur

adept

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,092

why do you keep playing those stakes.
hundo average B-I min imo
thats what the king of poker would do.

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08-04-2011 , 12:01 PM

#83

yegor

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,868

looks like another wooden beast

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08-04-2011 , 05:06 PM

#84

Odar

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 534

RAVEN, Can u update when u reach a final table so we can rail the KING ON POKER?

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08-04-2011 , 05:18 PM

#85

martin_malin

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,332

This guy needs to go on the big game with Tony G and Phil in the lineup.

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08-04-2011 , 05:23 PM

#86

Cracked_Avacado

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,978

thats all well and good RAVEN but i bet u cant stick a rowntrees fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it

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08-04-2011 , 06:12 PM

#87

Testi

Taking care of business

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 16,545

Confirmed fan on raven byrne

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08-05-2011 , 08:04 AM

#88

jewbinson

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 4,248

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Originally Posted by jdoggy

RAVEN, Can I train with you? I have been eating raw meat in the moonlight for months now and I feel like I'm ready to be forfilled. I know I can never be as good as you but I need to have your discipline and knowledge. You have knives for arms, well done. Peace be with you ma' lord.

hahahaha A+

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08-05-2011 , 07:31 PM

#89

spyu

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,667

Raven I always wondered when people do comic posts like this. How do you choose which words to misspell and how to misspell them?

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08-05-2011 , 07:38 PM

#90

ShellysAshes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,677

I'm guessing it doesn't work that consciously, he just takes a mood and style and runs with it.
Also entirely possible that he writes this **** after a good day and a few beers!

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08-05-2011 , 07:56 PM

#91

TopPair2Pair

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,366

RAVENJETBRYNE.... THRUSHING MITS 23/7..... CHOMPING ON RAW MOONLIGHT MINCE FOR OTHER 4% OF HIS WEEK - GLASTO BALLER!!!. (Please start ending your posts with... RavenJetBye... )

Show the man some love. srsly.
Dude yaa is a sicko. Keep up the god work. 5 straz.

**also not to ridicule this chap as his kinda already one of my lifetime hero's but does anyone else think Stephan Hawking found interwebs poker when reading his posts?**

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08-05-2011 , 08:03 PM

#92

The OG

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 323

Ravenjetbryne maybe with your new found fortune you can buy a new keyboard seems your cap lock is broken

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08-06-2011 , 12:14 AM

#93

brrrap!

banned

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,096

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Originally Posted by raven byrne

I DESTORY THEM ALL,

I AM RAVENJETBYRNE

I USED TO GET SO ANGRY ID PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

NOW I ONLY PUNCH MY LEG ,,,,,,,,,,AND NOT AS HARD

Can I have your autograph?

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08-06-2011 , 01:53 AM

#94

Stryd0r

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,723

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56ftRNz5Ico

Enough said.

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08-06-2011 , 03:46 AM

#95

Land Of The Free?

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,695

No wait....this is the real ****ing gold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMl8...eature=related

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08-06-2011 , 08:45 AM

#96

ShellysAshes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,677

^^^Wow. That is something.

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08-06-2011 , 09:32 AM

#97

nuxxx

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,525

wtf

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08-06-2011 , 07:18 PM

#98

Testi

Taking care of business

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 16,545

i was so hoping it was real..

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08-06-2011 , 08:42 PM

#99

Amnesieh

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,355

W T F HAHHAHAHHAHA

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08-06-2011 , 08:43 PM

#100

Amnesieh

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,355

Quote:

Originally Posted by Land Of The Free?

No wait....this is the real ****ing gold! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMl8...eature=related

deeply disturbing

ahahahaa no words

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