why wouldnt you?

I feast on the bones of trolls

dude's won stuffs mebbe?

Why would I be?



- NMHU.

HI ITS ME RAVENJETBYRNE,I HAVE BEEN HARD AT WORK SINCE I LAST SAW YOU

I HAVE RECENTLY DUELED WILL WSOP CHAMP CANIDIAN MAN DUHAMEL,HE CLEARLY FEARED ME BECAUSE HE PLAYED VERY TIGHT,,THATS THE KIND OF RESPECT RAVENJETBYRNE HAS EARN THIS YEAR,THE YEAR THEY CALL,,YEAR OF THE RAVEN,,



NEEDLESS TO SAY I OUT PERFORMED HIM,,AND AS SUCH HA,D THE LAST LAUGH
HE WAS GONE,AND I WAS STANDING PROUD,WITH A SOLID STACK,,THATS RIGHT JONOTON,,,A REAL CHAMPION SHOWED YOU HOW ITS DONE,,NO LIVE FIT AND FOLD BEEFCAKES NOW SONNY JIM, ,,IM AN ONLINE MULTI TIME CHAMPION,,A "BIG 11" CHAMPION NO LESS,,
AND DEEP DOWN,,I THINK HE KNEW HE COULDNT AFFORD TO MESS WITH ME,,I TAUNTED HIM BY STEALING HIS BB,WITH MY POWERFULUTG 3X WITH KJS,,

OK ITS OFFICAL,,I HAVE BECOME ONE OF THE WORLDS BEST MTT PLAYER,,

NUMBER TEN ON THE OFFICIAL 888 RANKING LIST



THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING,,I GETTING OUT OF MY BEDROOM OF ICEY DISPAIR,AND GOING TO GO ,AND WIN THE EPT LONDON ,IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS,,SO ALL OF YOU WILL SEE MY PERFRCTLY FORMED FACE,AS I CRY TEARS OF FORFILLMENT





THATS RIGHT STILL RUNNING AT 100% OR NEAR IN ALL 3 MAJOR SITES,,THATS 3 TIME BETTER THAN ANYOTHER PLAYER

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGES OF SUPPORT,,BEHIND THIS CONFIDENT EXSTERIOR,IS A BOY THAT BAD THINGS HAPPENED TOO,,HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS,AND TELL ME ITS ALL ALRIGHT

I AM YOUR GOD,,,BUT GOD ISNT REAL,BUT IF HE WAS,THEN IM IT,,

I HAVE TO GO NOW,,MY POWERS ARE WEAK

RAVENJETBYRNE

Please win EPT London, it would be so Forfilling

hey Raven want to play HU?

Best attitude goin round, liking very much.

Heaps sick ROI brahh. The poker Gods shine brightly upon thee. Praise almighty king of internet pokers.

In The Simpsons episode where they goto Brazil and Lisa is penpals with a little Brazillian kid, who makes a video and then runs away from rabid monkeys, you look like that child. But bigger.

OP I HATE PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS. YOUR NOT GOING TO BE THE BEST POKER PLAYER EVER AND THIS PATHETIC THREAD YOU HAVE CREATED SUCKS.

looks like youre the 10th-place king of poker, amirite?

BAN PLEASE. INAPPROPRIATE USE OF CAPS. I SENSE SERIOUSNESS AND LOGIC. INCORRECT USE. THE CORRECT USE IS BEST DEMONSTRATED HERE AND IN RAVEN'S POSTS. Thank you.

As people told u already in the High stakes thread, U DONT SEEM VERY INTELLIGENT

Congratz on ur success OP, keep it up !

He sounds like a successfull King Niche on steriods.
I also like him

OP is obviously compensating for something, being mentally challanged perhaps?

Oh man, are you really using a banana as a phone in your Stars avatar?

Dude, you look like you're about to commit a massacre with that psychotic stare, good stuff!

well played OP

Must be nice

This guy's table theme features the phrase "suck my willy I am better than you". I like him.

HAhahahaha, amazing.

hahaha very good bbv mr. OP,very good

nice thread and well done op

Now 23% on Pacific, 81% on Party and 23% on Pokerstars. Gogogo. Will be back in 1 month to review.