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Suppose you are going to dump your last date, lady on one shoulder and shovel on second shoulder, and then you come across guy also with lady on one shoulder and shovel on another: Would you talk to him or you would just pretend that you don't see him? Asking for a friend.

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08-21-2019 , 12:40 PM

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raven byrne

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Originally Posted by Penetrator

Swap dates and shovels and a knowing look..You will both be more dispassionate and thus able to do a more professional job of disposing of the bodies..

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08-21-2019 , 12:41 PM

#553

raven byrne

King On Poker

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Originally Posted by coinflipper

i love these pickup videos especially the songs at the end

the song is something i wrote to upset and alienate my last girlfriend..

A full version will be released soon. I tend to use a random verse from it at the end of each episode..

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10-02-2019 , 09:32 AM

#554

raven byrne

King On Poker

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Do you want to be able to walk up to attractive teenage girls armed with only a board game,and not get treated like a massive peado?? Well "Board game game" will give you the tools to succeed,,,My name is Raven Jet Byrne and i have spent the last 4 years honing my techniques,converting easy to afford games like jenga and scrabble,into cold hard lonely sex...Join my revolution...

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10-03-2019 , 08:36 PM

#555

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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I will watch this latest video tonight sir

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10-20-2019 , 02:40 PM

#556

Penetrator

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 298

Well right now I cannot date much being followed by antinarcotic police (they are often camouflaged as homeless, I think some of them even sleep outdoors) but if I had viewed your dating videos younger, my life could be different.

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10-21-2019 , 08:03 AM

#557

raven byrne

King On Poker

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 448

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Originally Posted by Penetrator

since the cuts,many of the police are just the homeless with a gun..
Don't give up,just follow the steps closely,and life will dramatically transform,until oneday you can be like me...(if you work hard) and have sex with all of the tourists..

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10-21-2019 , 08:14 AM

#558

raven byrne

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Its almost Halloween. watch my five tips on how YOU can save meaningless money,and have a better pleasure body experience....NOW..

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12-25-2019 , 10:29 AM

#559

raven byrne

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If you really had to,would you pleasure Santa to keep Christmas alive...?? Find out what I did here..

Last edited by Sheep86; 12-25-2019 at 12:45 PM. Reason: embed

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12-25-2019 , 11:29 AM

#560

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

Sammy will pleasure Santa

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12-25-2019 , 10:41 PM

#561

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Can't wait for the Easter Special!

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12-26-2019 , 01:36 PM

#562

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,175

IF IN DOUBT GET IT OUT!

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12-30-2019 , 08:01 PM

#563

AlmostShark

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,615

big fan (physically)

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02-14-2020 , 11:16 AM

#564

raven byrne

King On Poker

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WARNING SEX TRUTHS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS LINK....

Hi guys,are women rolling their eyes and thinking about a guy like me,as you make love to them? there's no way to tell for sure... watch my "5 sex tips" and hope its not too late

Last edited by raven byrne; 02-14-2020 at 11:24 AM.

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02-14-2020 , 06:53 PM

#565

Morphismus

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Doing impressions during sex? That's revolutionary!

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04-23-2020 , 09:02 PM

#566

raven byrne

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text "hope" to fund the ravenjetbyrne institute of fairness...and its vital work.

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04-26-2020 , 08:13 AM

#567

Morphismus

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...as visionary as always!

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09-06-2020 , 05:33 AM

#568

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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Any more videos in the works? How's life Raven?

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09-10-2020 , 07:47 AM

#569

Morphismus

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He's on the Trump train now:

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09-11-2020 , 08:42 AM

#570

Craggoo

banned

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#Truth

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09-13-2020 , 09:57 PM

#571

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Schindler's Listerine is peak Raven

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09-28-2020 , 12:02 PM

#572

raven byrne

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Schindler's Listerine is peak Raven

Stop messing with my head...

i want to embed but i lost the powers in a hiking accident...

Last edited by Morphismus; 09-28-2020 at 03:08 PM. Reason: used my powers

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09-28-2020 , 03:21 PM

#573

Morphismus

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RJB,

how can one take advantage of this Trump situation from a spiritual pick-up perspective?

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12-07-2020 , 05:52 PM

#574

Penetrator

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 298

"The legacy of heroes — the memory of a great name, and the inheritance of a great example."

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12-14-2020 , 11:49 AM

#575

raven byrne

King On Poker

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FBv...=ravenjetbyrne

Welcome to the Conspiracy Philes. strap in.

Last edited by raven byrne; 12-14-2020 at 11:58 AM.

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