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Old 01-31-2009, 11:17 PM   #1
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Angry Rant: This Should Sicken You

I want to scream . These two hands occured in consecutive tournaments, within about ten minutes. Tell me what you think and why the gods hate me:

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HAND #1
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Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 20/40 Blinds, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: 1,830
UTG: 1,595
UTG+1: 1,215
UTG+2: 1,515
Hero (MP1): 2,130
MP2: 1,455
CO: 1,410
BTN: 890
SB: 1,460

Pre-Flop: (60) A J dealt to Hero (MP1)
UTG calls 40, 2 folds, Hero raises to 160, 4 folds, BB calls 120, UTG calls 120

Flop: (500) 8 K A (3 Players)
BB bets 500, UTG calls 500, Hero raises to 1,970 and is All-In, BB calls 1,170 and is All-In, UTG folds

Turn: (4,340) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (4,340) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 4,340 Pot
BB showed Q T (a straight, Ace high) and WON 4,340 (+2,510 NET)
Hero showed A J (two pair, Aces and Jacks) and LOST (-1,830 NET)




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HAND #2
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Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 20/40 Blinds, 9 Players
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UTG+1: 1,380
UTG+2: 1,290
MP1: 1,245
MP2: 2,025
CO: 1,845
BTN: 1,450
SB: 1,460
Hero (BB): 1,500
UTG: 2,805

Pre-Flop: (60) A 9 dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls 40, 2 folds, MP1 raises to 80, MP2 calls 80, CO folds, BTN calls 80, SB folds, Hero calls 40, UTG calls 40

Flop: (420) 6 4 9 (5 Players)
Hero bets 320, UTG calls 320, 3 folds

Turn: (1,060) 9 (2 Players)
Hero bets 400, UTG calls 400

River: (1,860) 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets 700 and is All-In, UTG calls 700

Results: 3,260 Pot
Hero showed A 9 (three of a kind, Nines) and LOST (-1,500 NET)
UTG showed 5 2 (a straight, Six high) and WON 3,260 (+1,760 NET)


Apparently Full Tilt has a new type of guarantee: chase inside straight draws against me, and it will come on the river!
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:18 PM   #2
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

Consider me officially sickened.
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:22 PM   #3
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:23 PM   #4
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

Ok. My aces just lost to kings heads up. Best day ever.
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:28 PM   #5
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You are the unluckiest poker player I've ever seen
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:34 PM   #6
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:41 PM   #7
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i weep for u
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Old 01-31-2009, 11:41 PM   #8
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:13 AM   #9
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

**puke**

correct me if i'm wrong but within ten minutes of each other?
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:20 AM   #10
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you da man op. Just please do not reproduce and the world will be fine.
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:32 AM   #11
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RIGGED!
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:33 AM   #12
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You are the unluckiest poker player I've ever seen
this... i havent taken beats like that before
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:34 AM   #13
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outplayed. fold pre.
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:37 AM   #14
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Ok. My aces just lost to kings heads up. Best day ever.
Lemme guess on Full of Sh** Poker?

I just uninstalled this piece of garbage from my computer and my life, Im done with their BS.
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:42 AM   #15
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I want to scream
Can you go ahead and do that now? Then tell us how it feels
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Old 02-01-2009, 01:22 AM   #16
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Lemme guess on Full of Sh** Poker?

I just uninstalled this piece of garbage from my computer and my life, Im done with their BS.
Of course. I'm thinking of uninstalling and transferring my money to cake. Who knows.
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Old 02-01-2009, 03:54 AM   #17
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

tell us how you really feel
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Old 02-01-2009, 04:10 AM   #18
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this... i havent taken beats like that before
then u are actually the luckiest player ever
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:00 AM   #19
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but they were Sooted
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Old 02-01-2009, 09:32 AM   #20
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LOL
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:22 AM   #21
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its tournament you dumb grease butt. its like throwing darts at a monkey.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:37 AM   #22
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stop playing $1 sng's ldo
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:44 AM   #23
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

omg I am sickened. But not for the reasons you think.
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:05 AM   #24
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omg I am sickened. But not for the reasons you think.
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:08 AM   #25
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