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11-09-2017 , 11:02 PM

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wowsooooted

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hey, ho, lets go

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11-10-2017 , 04:41 AM

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rakemeplz

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"She doesn't care that poker is supposed to be a game for men, and is now taking their money!"

Let's take her down, fellow men. Teach her the kitchen is the rightful place for a woman. Heyyah.

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11-10-2017 , 09:09 AM

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Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by rakemeplz

"She doesn't care that poker is supposed to be a game for men, and is now taking their money!"

Let's take her down, fellow men. Teach her the kitchen is the rightful place for a woman. Heyyah.

Started the day with twice as much chips as number 2. OP will be sad.

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11-10-2017 , 09:59 AM

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Sammy2bullets

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Sorry OP, not this year.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 11-10-2017 at 10:00 AM. Reason: hahahaha

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11-10-2017 , 10:08 AM

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H0RUS

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Being a Ho only gets you so far these days.

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11-10-2017 , 10:25 AM

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Oberbrunner

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Hello Friends,

Maria Ho did the best she could, unfortunately poker can turn into a cruel game that is more based on luck than skill. Maria Ho probably wins this event 9 out of 10 times, but it appears this time was that 1 time out of 10 that she lost.

I am sure Maria Ho will be back at a major tournament final time before we know it!

-O

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11-10-2017 , 02:07 PM

#32

AlwaysFolding

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What a ho.

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11-10-2017 , 02:18 PM

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FWWM

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11-10-2017 , 02:21 PM

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American Express

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

This is BBV we don't believe in equality. Danish are inferior to every nation, and WSOP Europe is the real WSOP, punk.

I agree that Danish people are inferior to every single other nation, however Norway have oil, and Annette Obrestad is Norwegian, so they are the end bosses.

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11-10-2017 , 02:24 PM

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Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by American Express

I agree that Danish people are inferior to every single other nation, however Norway have oil, and Annette Obrestad is Norwegian, so they are the end bosses.

That's not what Sammy said. That idiot mod Fidstar ****ed with Sammy's post. Danes are ofc superior to both Norwegians and Swedes. The only thing Norway has going for them is Ståle Solbakken. Everyone knows that. Fjeldabe

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11-10-2017 , 02:46 PM

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FWWM

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Stale Solbakken, the Clitmöller legend

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11-10-2017 , 02:57 PM

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Sammy2bullets

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Stale Solbakken, the Clitmöller legend

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Also; it's KLITMØLLER, dumbass

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11-10-2017 , 03:47 PM

#38

FWWM

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Ah, yes i remember that guy. Disaster coach at FC Cologne or something like that. Sorry I didn't mean to offend your clit

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11-10-2017 , 03:54 PM

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Sammy2bullets

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Originally Posted by FWWM

Ah, yes i remember that guy. Disaster coach at FC Cologne or something like that. Sorry I didn't mean to offend your clit

No offence taken, he is Norwegian afterall. He was a great player himself, but he had to stop at a very young age because of a heart attack.

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11-10-2017 , 05:50 PM

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vrael111

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

Being a Ho only gets you so far these days.

This

And yeah obv, hi Maria

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11-10-2017 , 06:50 PM

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ZeckoRiver

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Originally Posted by Oberbrunner

Hello Friends,

Maria Ho is currently 2nd in chips with 11 players remaining in the WSOP Main Event. In case you did not know, Maria Ho is a badass poker player! She doesn't care that poker is supposed to be a game for men, and is now taking their money! Good Luck Maria! Take it down!

-O

fake tiddies in this thread

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11-11-2017 , 02:20 AM

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rakemeplz

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I like this post. Usually I won't quote a post to say I liked it.

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11-11-2017 , 05:34 AM

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vrael111

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Those just might be the smallest fake tits ever

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11-11-2017 , 07:00 AM

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Big_Bad_Bill

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Originally Posted by vrael111

Those just might be the smallest fake tits ever

Seriously. Why get surgery to have 32A's implanted? Was her chest concave to begin with?

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Originally Posted by Oberbrunner

Maria Ho did the best she could, unfortunately poker can turn into a cruel game that is more based on luck than skill. Maria Ho probably wins this event 9 out of 10 times, but it appears this time was that 1 time out of 10 that she lost.

Grats to Miss Ho on the FT. I guess if it weren't for luck, every live tourney would end with Ho & Hellmuth battling heads up.

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