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Old 07-30-2010, 02:44 PM   #26
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Re: RagingBull Challenges King Fish $1000 HU4ROLLZ...

lol no escrow. yougonnagetraped.jpg
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:48 PM   #27
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yea i say f the escrow, just sit each other at 5/10 with 100 bb's and make it happen imo
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or 1k HU sng

Why the **** would you play with an escrow when you can play for the actual money
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:49 PM   #28
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f the escrow. min buy 25 50, all in 1 hand, gg wp /thread
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Old 07-30-2010, 02:56 PM   #29
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Do they offer 1k HU sng's? Maybe make it a series of $200 HU matches until someone wins 5 buy in's over the other?
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:03 PM   #30
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i'm slightly above average
I beleive I'm beating high average
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:23 PM   #31
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I beleive I'm beating high average
you know you are or not...


Didnt you have somekind of growthmeasuring line on the wall just like the kiddies do but they have it for hight? I know i do! It's still there!
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:28 PM   #32
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Escrow? With one of your APPOINTED friends?

I said you could choose someone. I really don't trust you. As I stated in a different thread you are either:

a) functionally ******ed
b) a gimmick account
c) someone who lies about their poker prowess and mayhaps does not have the 10 yrs+ exdperience they claim.

While a) and c) offer me a +ev scenario, b) is highly likely. All three give me pause to trust anything you say.



That cat avatar of yours should be put to sleep...

Not doing escrow...

And your proclamation that you arent a good HU player is the worst attempt at suckering me in that I've ever seen...

Don't need to "sucker you in" You are the one who issued the challenge. And I don't play much HU at all...If you are a decent NL50 HU reg you prob have an advantage.

I am not trying to scam or "sucker" anyone. I'll even be honest and upfront and tell you that if we do play on tilt that my PTR stats are way off, but would be tickled pink if you relied on them for info.


Why is your ego so out of control?
Who challenged who again?

We could do Pokerstars, just pick a HU room winner take all match..
I am leaning towards Full Tilt or a site that I don't play often/at all and don't care if my sn is "outed." If I am going to the hassel of having my SN known then I want assurances you aren't going to just bolt if you are ahead/behind. That is why I want the neutral escrow. I suppose a no blind increase tournament could accomplish the same thing, and am open to that, but man what a snoozefest that could become.

You stated I get to choose the site. If Cake wasn't having their current issues it would be a no brainer. I want to look at some of the other U.S.-friendly sites I have ignored in the past...this could be a good reason to start a new account and do some bonus whoring afterwards.

I'm still not convinced you are not a gimmick, but even if you are I suppose I can't be much worse than a 40/60 dog, so I don't mind giving up a bit of equity in the name of entertainment. I mean, even Phil Hellmuth loses on occasion, right? I'm willing to take a risk.

If on the odd chance you are not a gimmick, well then even my sub-par HU game has gotta give me a nice edge over a marginally functional dullard such as yourself.

I'll be home around 8 est or so, and can be ready to play around 11:00 tonight most likely. If that's not good for you we can arrange for some time tomorrow.
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:29 PM   #33
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I believe I'm beating off someone who is high average
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:30 PM   #34
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Re: RagingBull Challenges King Fish $1000 HU4ROLLZ...

I hope this challenge materializes
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Old 07-30-2010, 03:58 PM   #35
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If I was up $200 or more, I probably WOULD bolt...

You're such a douche that I could not resist the temptation to do so...
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:01 PM   #36
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ragingbull you are a moron

i hope that gets you to challenge me to $1000 hu too

because i pre-emptively accept
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:04 PM   #37
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If I was up $200 or more, I probably WOULD bolt...

You're such a douche that I could not resist the temptation to do so...
So you are saying I need an escrow then?
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:08 PM   #38
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i wish i had 1k


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Old 07-30-2010, 04:12 PM   #39
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i dont follow much of the bbv shenanigans but ragingbull comes off as a huge douche/moran
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:13 PM   #40
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I doubt that this will materialize. The inability to come to terms on the escrow issue (King Fish wants one, RagingBull does not) will be the death knell of this HU challenge.

For the record, there is no way I would do a HU4Rollz challenge against a random 2+2er without an escrow. The content of the RagingBull posts in this thread just underscore why this is necessary.

I'm hoping that this HU grudge match takes place, but I will not be waiting with bated breath. Good luck to you both.
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:23 PM   #41
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Re: RagingBull Challenges King Fish $1000 HU4ROLLZ...

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even Phil Hellmuth loses on occasion
Some good sentences can be found itt here and there.
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:31 PM   #42
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Will rail
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Old 07-30-2010, 04:35 PM   #43
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Re: RagingBull Challenges King Fish $1000 HU4ROLLZ...

[ ] HU4ROLLZ

Still semi entertaining tho
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:03 PM   #44
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I'm hoping that this HU grudge match takes place,
No grudge on my end. I find RagingBull's borderline lunacy/idiocy entertaining and enjoyable. I plan on taking full advantage of the chat box during the match.

While I will enjoy crushing his soul I won't really too bothered if I lose. At least I know it will be redistributed back into the poker community, if he doesn't blow it all on therapy sessions.

And let's face it, I'd probably just end up pissing the $1k away on cheap hookers and blow. At least this way I have a chance of maybe getting a decent hooker for a night, or upgrading my 8-ball supplier.
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:06 PM   #45
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No grudge on my end. I find RagingBull's borderline lunacy/idiocy entertaining and enjoyable. I plan on taking full advantage of the chat box during the match.

While I will enjoy crushing his soul I won't really too bothered if I lose. At least I know it will be redistributed back into the poker community, if he doesn't blow it all on therapy sessions.

And let's face it, I'd probably just end up pissing the $1k away on cheap hookers and blow. At least this way I have a chance of maybe getting a decent hooker for a night, or upgrading my 8-ball supplier.

NO! Just no.

This post contains too many cliches


Rewrite it please
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:10 PM   #46
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No grudge on my end. I find RagingBull's borderline lunacy/idiocy entertaining and enjoyable. I plan on taking full advantage of the chat box during the match.

While I will enjoy crushing his soul I won't really too bothered if I lose. At least I know it will be redistributed back into the poker community, if he doesn't blow it all on therapy sessions.

And let's face it, I'd probably just end up pissing the $1k away on cheap hookers and blow. At least this way I have a chance of maybe getting a decent hooker for a night, or upgrading my 8-ball supplier.
How many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT a losing player..

I have made a profit everywhere I have played... especially casino 1/2 NL...

You insist on pegging me as a losing player that just spews money away. You don't even know me, dude..

This is very frustrating, because I want to play you and prove you wrong, but there are too many things about this match that bother me:

1. Not wise to risk my entire roll to crush some jerk-off
2. I don't want to do escrow
3. You're not even worth my time

I officially cancel this match, this thread, and I may never speak to you again if you don't apologize for insulting me.
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:16 PM   #47
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lol weak sauce
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:16 PM   #48
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NO! Just no.

This post contains too many cliches


Rewrite it please
After I tear this waste of sperm a new a**hole, I will figuratively rip his heart from his ribcage and stomp on it as his liferoll is ripped away.

I will then use the winnings to hire Annie Duke for 1 hour, during which time I will pwn her tramp stamp with my "high average" man-ness while forcing her to repent for all her past deeds.


I will then pull out early and shoot my seed all over RagingBull's rotting heartless carcass, post the pictures on BBV, and sell the video rights to GigaFish so he can make an extranormal of the event.

better?
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:17 PM   #49
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lol @ not wanting an escrow
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:19 PM   #50
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How many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT a losing player..

I have made a profit everywhere I have played... especially casino 1/2 NL...

You insist on pegging me as a losing player that just spews money away. You don't even know me, dude..

This is very frustrating, because I want to play you and prove you wrong, but there are too many things about this match that bother me:

1. Not wise to risk my entire roll to crush some jerk-off
2. I don't want to do escrow
3. You're not even worth my time

I officially cancel this match, this thread, and I may never speak to you again if you don't apologize for insulting me.
There are ways around escrow, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Oh, and btw, PTR has me as a 50bb/100 loser. Seriously. So if anything, I'm the losing player. You are such huge ev in this one being the winning player you are that I may bet against myself if I get a good price.

By backing down you are proving to be nothing more than the miserable, vomitous mass I had you pegged for.
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