Saturday night at San Manuel casino my wife and I are sitting in a 4/8 limit game and it's raining chips!

The Players
Heroine (Big Blind is my wife a tight conservative player who rarely raises)
Villain (CO) approximately 35 year old Hispanic woman
others not relevant to the hand

no raises before the flop, pot $16.00, and the flop is

KJ4

Heroine checks
checks around to Villain who bets $4
Heroine calls 1 other caller

Pot ($28)
Turn 9

Heroine bets $8
1 call
Villain raises
Heroine re-raises
fold
Villain re-raises
Heroine calls (the rules of the casino state a max of 4 bets if it is not heads up at the start of the betting)

Pot ($92)

River 3

Heroine bets
Villain raises
Heroine re-raises
Villain re-raises
Heroine re-raises
Villain re-raises
Heroine re-raises
Villain re-raises

about this time some of the players start speculating about the hands (damn them!) and I heard the words "straight flush"

Heroine re-raises
Villain only calls

Heroine turns over Q10 for a straight flush
Villain turns over A3 for an Ace high flush

Dealer announces straight flush wins and pushes the pot to the Heroine at which point the Villain states, "That's mean, why would you raise me like that?"

wow that was boring

Live, female, limit holdem... Didn't read

did she go purchase a new pair of slacks with her winnings son?

lol

Exciting. I find myself autopiloting live limit and "extending" my energies towards befriending the ladies at the table. Have enjoyed the company of more than one Asian lady thanks to limit hold'em.

No pics of wife and/or Hispanic woman, what a surprise.

That might be the most boring poker story I've ever heard, and I once listened to my grandpa explain to me why a straight is actually harder to get than a flush.

gg Heroine

did i just lost 1 minute on this?

#heforshe itt?

Lol. No foldem Holdem.

Thread is worthless without pics.

lol limit holdem. What year is it?

OMFG I DIDNT EVEN READ THE POST BUT THE COMMENTS SO ON POINT OMFG!




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Just wasted a minute of my life, why do I open these threads?

I had high hopes for this thread. I am very disappoint.

Heroine hooker playing with the nuts itt.

pics of wife or it didnt happen

pics of girls

Heroine hookers love to shove a big stack in with the nuts on the turn and bust him on the river.

So your wife is tight? Good for you bro, it suits your baby cock.

I did the same thing in 1/3 NL game with a lady. I was new at the casino at the time. I might be playing there once or twice before.

I hit my royal flush, she checked to me and I bet she called me with 9 high flush and she said why would you bet that? You already won $2700 for the monte carlo.

I'm like.....WTF is going on here?

and oh...I would say something to guys who whispered straight flush to shut the **** up while not in the hand.

gay

Dang, it's too bad the table-mates spoke up and ruined everything. Otherwise this action may have kept going infinitely, causing you to have never left the casino, causing you to have never started this thread.