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Old 05-21-2010, 01:07 AM   #26
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Re: "Shoulda Raised Pre... yadda yadda bullsh*t 96% everyone is solid in rush sngs..."

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Old 05-21-2010, 01:18 AM   #27
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:22 AM   #28
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Re: "Shoulda Raised Pre... yadda yadda bullsh*t 96% everyone is solid in rush sngs..."

I was wondering why this was a 5 star thread when I read the OP. Now I see why.
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:24 AM   #29
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:32 AM   #30
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:40 AM   #31
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:43 AM   #32
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i have a cyst on my ballsack.
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:44 AM   #33
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haha classic.

Keep them coming
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Old 05-21-2010, 02:14 AM   #34
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i have a cyst on my ballsack.
That's your weiner, dude.
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Old 05-21-2010, 03:00 AM   #35
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Old 05-21-2010, 03:59 AM   #36
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i've waited my entire life for a TTI/IRM showdown and my dream has finally been realized...

thank you bbv, thank you!
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:01 AM   #37
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i've waited my entire life for a TTI/IRM showdown and my dream has finally been realized...

thank you bbv, thank you!
He's pretty tough...all TRICKY and stuff.
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:13 AM   #38
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Jesus. I wish you could click the spoiler button on an iPhone. Jdkfekebdisodoflhkfje!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:34 AM   #39
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Jesus. I wish you could click the spoiler button on an iPhone. Jdkfekebdisodoflhkfje!!!!!!!!!!
Try pressing it?
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Old 05-21-2010, 06:10 AM   #40
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four outs get over it
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Old 05-21-2010, 06:57 AM   #41
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Old 05-21-2010, 07:30 AM   #42
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Thought this mighta been another one of those tarp 5 star threads!
Thread f**cking delivers!
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Old 05-21-2010, 07:34 AM   #43
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:00 AM   #44
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:08 AM   #45
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:11 AM   #46
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:19 AM   #47
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:47 AM   #48
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i've waited my entire life for a TTI/IRM showdown and my dream has finally been realized...

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Old 05-21-2010, 11:04 AM   #49
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Old 05-21-2010, 11:07 AM   #50
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i just got a text from my ex-girlfriend. we used to have sex on the back porch of her house until her dog came by and started assisting in what i can only describe as an interspecies double penetration. i was revolted. she said to "keep going."

i was caught in a crossroad...do i leave with blue balls or do i bust a nut while ****ing her while her dog is ****ing her in the ass? you'd think it'd be a simple decision to just walk away but jesus, a man's gotta bust a nut, right?

i closed my eyes and tried to hurry up but then i heard a combination of moans and barks that slowly deteriorated into my girlfriend and my girlfriend's dog both barking simultaneously. that was bad enough but then i saw my girlfriend's cat on the floor staring at the dog and the girl like "i got next, brah"

wtf

that was enough for me. i pulled out and walked away. i'm not sure if the cat got involved, but i'd rather not think about it. we hadn't spoken since, which i find a little insulting that i was so seamlessly replaced by a dog and potentially a cat

anyway, the text asked if i saw last week's episode of "lost"
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