No Limit Holdem Tournament
9 Players
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$4 + $0.40 Rush Sit & Go

Stacks:
UTG WagaWaga (1,585)
UTG+1 sweetcheeks871 (2,000)
MP1 BullGator1991 (2,170)
MP2 littleDitka85 (2,020)
MP3 Krean-N-Krimson (1,760)
CO Geo Sanchez (1,225)
BTN Hero (2,105)
SB twentynine29 (1,870)
BB Jlevy13 (1,640)

Blinds: 20/40

Pre-Flop: (60, 9 players) Hero is BTN 7 7
1 fold, sweetcheeks871 calls 40, 4 folds, Hero calls 40, 1 fold, Jlevy13 checks

Flop: A K 7 (140, 3 players)
Jlevy13 checks, sweetcheeks871 bets 100, Hero raises to 350, Jlevy13 folds, sweetcheeks871 calls 250

Turn: 5 (840, 2 players)
sweetcheeks871 bets 300, Hero goes all-in 1,715, sweetcheeks871 goes all-in 1,310

River: K (4,165, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: 4,165
Hero shows a full house, Sevens full of Kings
7 7
sweetcheeks871 shows a full house, Kings full of Fives
5 K

sweetcheeks871 wins 4,060 (net +2,060)

Hero collects 105 (net -2,000)
Jlevy13 lost 40

i just got a text from my ex-girlfriend. we used to have sex on the back porch of her house until her dog came by and started assisting in what i can only describe as an interspecies double penetration. i was revolted. she said to "keep going."

i was caught in a crossroad...do i leave with blue balls or do i bust a nut while ****ing her while her dog is ****ing her in the ass? you'd think it'd be a simple decision to just walk away but jesus, a man's gotta bust a nut, right?

i closed my eyes and tried to hurry up but then i heard a combination of moans and barks that slowly deteriorated into my girlfriend and my girlfriend's dog both barking simultaneously. that was bad enough but then i saw my girlfriend's cat on the floor staring at the dog and the girl like "i got next, brah"

wtf

that was enough for me. i pulled out and walked away. i'm not sure if the cat got involved, but i'd rather not think about it. we hadn't spoken since, which i find a little insulting that i was so seamlessly replaced by a dog and potentially a cat

anyway, the text asked if i saw last week's episode of "lost"

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President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

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Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

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Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

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When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

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Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

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Beatrix Potter created the first of her legendary "Peter Rabbit" children's stories in 1902.

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The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

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Cats can hear ultrasound.

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Paul Revere rode on a horse that belonged to Deacon Larkin.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

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Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

7.5 million toothpicks can be created from a cord of wood.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.

"Goodbye" came from "God bye" which came from "God be with you."

February is Black History Month.

Jane Barbie was the woman who did the voice recordings for the Bell System.

The first drive-in service station in the United States was opened by Gulf Oil Company - on December 1, 1913, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

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Now it's a 5 star thread.

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Hey ToTheInternet,

"A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain."

That fact is in the list twice....I suggest one of two fixes:

1. Take one of them out
2. Have an extra fact at the end saying:

"A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain." was said twice in this list of facts.

GL with which ever you choose sir!

I vote for option 2.

wow if i ever get a mirrion ftp's this is gonna be my avatar

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wow. wow. so surprised at the quality of this thread thusfar

Rofl

A+++

lol dont know why i opened this thread, but im glad i did

ban for disgusting vulgarity.


and, for pulling out.

BAN Damnit!