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Hi guys I'm starting to think I am gods gift to the poker world. I started playing poker this month and have made already 6k. I currently work as a babysitter for my parents and I was thinking of quitting my job but don't want to burn bridges and would like some advice.

I think how my story of how I got into playing poker is pretty standard. The first time I watched high stakes poker (3 weeks ago) I knew that poker was my calling. I aspired to be like Phel Hellmuth. I just love his style of play and wanted to emulate it.

Long story short I studied for about 3 weeks of how phil helmuth played and emulated his play style and now here I am crushing every poker poker at my stakes.

TLDR:
The dream is still alive! Any kid with no education can win at this game I am living proof. My advice to all students in school Just quit. I AM PROOF THAT YOU DON'T NEED EDUCATION.

WOOOW OP, can you teach me plz plz how to be teh greatest on internet pokers?

In b4 busto

I hope you go busto in the next 3 weeks

jubjub on my ****

That sample size thooooo

but hawmochdidjooloose

Thread had potential here, rest is too try hard, Ul op, humour is not for the needy.

+1. Thx for wasting our time OP

yes

6k pre tax and 401k is like 3500. Most people with good
Jobs make that every pay period with education. Your not going to like the long
Term Internet poker salary you will down swing soon

6k pre-tax and no 401k is 6k fool, you're doing it wrong.

You get paid to be a baby sitter by your parents?

So you look after your brother or sister...

Oh the urge to troll after reading OP......

Tax is not a part of my vocab. I am canadian! I onky report the income i make from babysitting my brothers and sisters and that is under 8000 a year so I don't get taxed at all.

8000 Canadian dollars isn't very much is it.

So not only that you are being paid by your parrents to look after your brother and sister but you also report that income? wtf is going on in that Canada? Share your drugs with rest of us.

Inb4 op busto back to grinding babysitting for a living

and reporting his income

Get a Windows tablet and double dip! The getting paid to babysit younger siblings isn't sustainable as a long term career as they'll eventually grow up however your parents will love having a 30 year old poker pro living in the basement once you bink the scoop.

fyp

Yesterday I was contemplating on quitting my job. Today I realize online poker is unbeatable.
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...poker-1570372/

The wierdest thing keeps happening today. I sit in on a table to play heads up and for some reason the table fills up. Ok that is normal but what happens next is very wierd. I sat out and went to get some water and came back. Guess what I found?



Now you may think I am being paranoid BUT trust me I am not. What happened next proved that online poker is rigged. I played for about 5 minutes and sat out to see what they would do.



I know people on twoplustwo are skeptical so I repeated the process for another 2 hours at which point I felt that was enough evidence.

My graph is proof of this. The dream is dead. I have no faith in poker anymore.

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