Thought you guys might like a couple of beats that happened within 24 hours of each other, both are with Queens

QQ on BUT, I open raise to 2.5x, BB calls (we're both around 50bb).
Flop: Qh 9h 2h, villain checks, I raise, he re-raises(I know he's loose and often re-raises in this spot), I jam and he calls, he turns over AJc, so I literally have 99% to win, turn is a K, and river is a 10. I bust, computer nearly thrown out of the window.

QQ again in BB, LJ opens and folds to me, and I call(which I do some of the time, just to protect the worse hands in my flatting range, and also this guy has been a bit of a calling station) flop is Q 7 9 rainbow, I check, he bets pot, and I reraise, he jams, and I call, he has AKo, turn and river are Jh and 10h, and I bust.

yes I really enjoyed that
thanks OP
great post

How do you raise when there's no bet? How do you reraise when nobody has raised?

You suck at poker.

OP cheats by open raising on uncontested pot on flop and opponent rightfully rubs OP's money on their titties, so no harm done IMO.

^

Thanks for the meme Mr. Sheep
It was entertaining and made me laugh out loud.
Great post

Next time you are 50BB deep, let me know where and l will come and see if l can't bust, errrr sorry, HELP you out l meant to say..... Swedish spellcheck is a *****....

backend Jack ten eh?? ,,

You suck at life.