why would u 4 bet with A5 in that spot op?

and why are u taking a pic with ur phone learn to screenshot nub

Bad news everyone.

By the time I got off work the Buffet was closed.

I have to settle for a frozen burger and meat pie.

****

unfair world,

and this little liar op ate whatever he wanted.

Just like Lazarus, I rose from the dead.
Indeed last night, feeling guilty about the inaccuracies within my poker bad beat, I took 200 paracetamols, and laid down to end it all. My life as a bang average $2-$5 poker spastic was to be no more.

About 4 hrs later I was awoken on my living room floor by a what felt like a bucket of water being thrown over me, again, and again and again. Drenched from head to toe, and sat in a puddle, I pulled myself up into a sitting position, to see your mum Fran, legs akimbo on my sofa, strumming her furry banjo into a frenzy. Then again, a massive squirt shot across my living room, straight from her fish canoe and and onto my suicidal bonce. Direct hit.
They were easy 4 metre squirts, although I have been known to exaggerate so perhaps just 3.2 metres.
I digress, anyway, as for using my phone to take a photo, my screen shot function is broken, after Frans mums typhoon of a **** soaked it in her rancid regurgitated banana juice.

'Irreparable and corrupted with the virus of a thousand beaten camel cum holes ' , said the guy from PC World.

In any case, I dont care, she saved my life Frangelina. And that is to your credit. I am so glad I joined this community, and feel refreshed and ready to go again, even though I smell like an out of date sardine and spunk sandwich.

Long live the baboons

welcome back, did you shave your balls for 2018, dont lie

No I did not. I was however quite concerned to discover in the shower this morning, that one of my nuts was a lot bigger than the other two.

Bollock cancer aside, I have seen the dark side and am now a truly rejuvenated man. When my poker ban expires I shall promise to report all bad beats with the precise facts this forum deserves.

Amen the lord (of the ring pieces).

What's your stance on going to Chinese Buffet and getting a "to go" box? They then weigh the box and charge you accordingly. Brag or beat?

Chinese buffet to go is not so big here in London as maybe where you are. I did once take some boxed left overs from a Soho restaurant and leaned down to give them to a homeless guy outside Leicester Square Tube. He asked me what was inside, and when I told him, he screamed 'I f@ckin hate chicken'. I put the box in the bin, because the frothing spit from his gob sprayed everywhere.

So I would say, only ever brag if your noodles are not covered in hepatitis laced tramp flob.

The ultimate sheriff is that you?

his uncle is to blame

3 nuts you say? Well, 3 is bout tree fiddy, so maybe it's not as bad as it sounds.

Been away for a while ,so not played much in my quest to turn my mingey bankroll into 4 figures.
Anyway, last night in hot $7.50 15k , we were down to around 1000 runners, and this hand would have sat me nicely in top 50. 2 all ins after the flop, which I call, then bang crash wallop, welcome to mongsville. Still taking pictures , Im so sorry.

https://imgur.com/a/MrWcE

Down to 1000 players? Yes I'm sure that hand would have guaranteed you the win.

My apologies Mohammed, I thought this was a bad beat forum.

My apologies Jesus, I thought this was a bad beat forum.

My apologies Confucius, I thought this was a bad beat forum.

You need a calculator to add two zeros to 3,500? No wonder you have a hard time playing a game where you have only two cards to yourself

Why you bump this trainwreck mr folding?

I liked your post and I liked the religious themes itt, next i bump a 1-year-old-thread

Best thread ever. 5 stars.

No apologies, Buddha, because Zen.