https://imgur.com/YRDzIKY

New to this site. Not a high stakes player by any means, and certainly have just been treading water on pokerstars tournies for months. This was their big $4 . About 3500 runners and down to last 30. I 4 bet all in pre-flop, and get 3 callers behind. The cards then rolled over as shown.
Ive always struggled on this sites tournies to show a decent return on a regular basis, compared to others, but in any case have now decided to have a few weeks off.
Couldnt attach pic so just have link attached
New to this forum. HNY all

so, not a high stakes player?

what’s the starting stack size? 4 chips? 4$ for 4 chips that makes sense.

i will now masturbate and I dont want you to reply to my posts.

ahh

The starting stack is actually determined by how many chips you can stuff down your japs eye. As mine is quite wide, I, like many others started with 3000.

If you would enter, I would imagine due to your obsession with disabled granny midget porn masturbation, your japs eye would be rather crusted over, like the stork of a rancid field mushroom, with a japs eye resembling a blinking miximitosis puss slit, and as a result, you could at a push, perhaps shove just 3 chips in.

This would be a measly starting stack for most, but just as your lifelong circle of down syndrome drinking buddies has expanded throughout the years, using those transferable skills, you would have that stack in double figures in no time at all.

My apologies for going against your request and replying, but just like your serial raping step father, I just cant resist fist raping a baboon.

3500*3000/30 is 350k, your table doesnt look like that.

you little liar

morph you should not support this kind of behavior, this mother****er is raping baboons

You are probably right there Ironside. Starting stack not right, or exact numbers remaining. I really didnt think you would be getting your calculator out, mid baboon money shot.
In fact starting stack was probably 9000,000,0000 . I forgot, the starting criteria of chips was determined by how many chips you can stuff into your mothers filthy rat trap.

My numbers may be wrong. But the fact i was robbed of a guaranteed $24, and a night with your one legged sister, was not.

I puked in this thread. 🤢🤢🤢

i puked in op’s mom

she told me about her son who’s not a high stakes player but a little liar, i was like aaaaa abljeeee bljee boljooo bljuuu bljooo all in her mouth

Not a liar sweetheart. As this was over xmas time, I imposed a timeout on myself but that is due to expire next Monday at around 0130 GMT. Then, please feel free to join me for a quick heads up where you will see the username attached, is infact, moi.

For that you will need an account though, have money, and be over 18. Not too sure you sending in a picture of a chimpanzee will meet their criteria for ID mind you.
In any case, I'll re-post then and await your response, so we can arrange to meet on the corrupted AIDS ridden green bays of jokerstars.
HNY baboon boy

you little liar, you never played close to a final table

OP i read your screename as Patrick Shat Rick

Are you Patrick?

Who's Rick?

When you shat, what did Rick say?

Are you both up after taxes?

http://officialpokerrankings.com/pok...12A1D.html?t=2

Nothing "around Christmas time" that's 3500 entries with you making it near final 30 in a $4 or otherwise.

Taking a "few weeks off"? Your last game Dec. 31, and you're challenging Fran to play Mon? Like, 1 week off?

Why not just make a thread with the beat as the centerpiece, why all the fiction created around it?

Pathological lying (also called pseudologia fantastica and mythomania) is a behavior of habitual or compulsive lying. It was first described in the medical literature in 1891 by Anton Delbrueck.

I remember when I first started playing, and I took one on the chin 77>JJ on somethin like a J7A27 board. I thought it was the craziest **** I'd ever seen. Earlier still, Bugsys's Club back in like 2005. AIPF my AA vs A5, board runs 55xxx. MAN was I pissed. Whoo boy!

What's YOUR first memory of a horrible beat?

OP's a liar?

I like ops moxie. Not gonna lie.

You are exactly right. Maybe by quoting whether it was $2 or $4 , or taking 1 week break or 2, or if the tournie had 5000 people or 1500, or finishing 100th instead of 30th makes me the pathological liar you say i am. . I have been found out, and no punishment fits the bill other than death itself. I am now going to kill myself....please remember me as the guy that just wanted to fit in with you great guys and your transparent honesty . goodbye cruel world. Please pass my left bollock onto medical research, it has barely been used.

OP is a Waffle gimmick - confirmed

you finished 345th

wtf is wrong with you?

I think Chinese Buffet will be my dinner tonight. I'm excited.

Im excited too.

I like chinese buffet