Me and my college Dr. Colin piddle have been working tirelessly in the laboratory to find a cure for this affliction
We are so very pleased to announce that a cure for martingale tilt has been discovered!
Dr. Piddle should not be confused with the 2+2 troll Colin_Piddle.
The cure was hiding in plain sight all along! After rigorous testing we have proven that capers, yes, pickled capers, are an effective treatment. During the onset of the martingale-tilt, the afflicted should pour a generous amount of pickled capers into their mouth chew vigorously, then swallow without hesitation.
This protocol induces a powerful, yet safe, stimulus to the subjects brain and revives their common sense through FCD (forced-caper-distraction)
hes telling the truth. and I should warn you GSV, that is not Colin piddle ^
The real Dr. Colin Piddle is a genius, a man amongst men, a master poker player, and an inveterate womanizer. Dr. Piddle is renown in cardrooms and poker forums around the world.
Colin_Piddle stole his identity some years ago. The real Piddle confided in me that he finds his imitators rather disturbing, but knows that imitation is the highest form of flattery