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PSA: a cure for martingale tilt has been discovered PSA: a cure for martingale tilt has been discovered

03-20-2019 , 09:42 PM
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Me and my college Dr. Colin piddle have been working tirelessly in the laboratory to find a cure for this affliction

We are so very pleased to announce that a cure for martingale tilt has been discovered!

Dr. Piddle should not be confused with the 2+2 troll Colin_Piddle.

The cure was hiding in plain sight all along! After rigorous testing we have proven that capers, yes, pickled capers, are an effective treatment. During the onset of the martingale-tilt, the afflicted should pour a generous amount of pickled capers into their mouth chew vigorously, then swallow without hesitation.

This protocol induces a powerful, yet safe, stimulus to the subjects brain and revives their common sense through FCD (forced-caper-distraction)
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03-20-2019 , 09:50 PM
I'm not sure why you thought this would be a good idea.
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03-20-2019 , 09:51 PM
KF hasn't locked a thread in a while.
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03-20-2019 , 10:37 PM
Hai GSV
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03-20-2019 , 10:48 PM
was expecting valium
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03-21-2019 , 12:00 AM
colin has a certain paranoia with me, he sees me everywhere

Yo Colin, i only have 1 account at the moment

How's life my friend? treat me with respect, im a little sensitive these days
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03-21-2019 , 01:04 AM
hes telling the truth. and I should warn you GSV, that is not Colin piddle ^

The real Dr. Colin Piddle is a genius, a man amongst men, a master poker player, and an inveterate womanizer. Dr. Piddle is renown in cardrooms and poker forums around the world.

Colin_Piddle stole his identity some years ago. The real Piddle confided in me that he finds his imitators rather disturbing, but knows that imitation is the highest form of flattery
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03-21-2019 , 01:36 AM
Cool, i know a girl who imitates the way i talk

I didn't knew that about Colin, thanks for the info

anyways

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03-27-2019 , 01:36 AM
This abortion of a thread deserves a good KFing.
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03-29-2019 , 04:01 AM
It's kinda funny. But maybe thats because I'm a fair few beers deep.
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04-05-2019 , 03:47 AM
This is it
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04-09-2019 , 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 100bb/100

Me and my college Dr. Colin piddle have been working tirelessly in the laboratory to find a cure for this affliction
Me am suspicious of this claim.
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