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01-22-2018 , 10:20 AM

cuikai1

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I haven't played on PS, because there are too many REG, and the latest pumping mechanism, let I can't overcome, actually said simple point is I am too the vegetables; emmm

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01-22-2018 , 10:32 AM

fidstar-poker

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Spike would have been able to translate this for us.

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01-22-2018 , 10:51 AM

Mr.mmmKay

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He's saying that he's to the vegetables

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01-22-2018 , 10:56 AM

cuikai1

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Spike would have been able to translate this for us.

I haven't played on PS, because there are too many REG, and the latest rake mechanism, let I can't profit, actually said simple point is I am too fish; emmm

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01-22-2018 , 10:58 AM

fidstar-poker

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You sound like me trying to speak Spanish....

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01-22-2018 , 10:59 AM

cuikai1

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

He's saying that he's to the vegetables

I mean I am fish

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01-22-2018 , 11:00 AM

cuikai1

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You sound like me trying to speak Spanish....

u can speak Spanish？

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01-22-2018 , 11:02 AM

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by cuikai1

u can speak Spanish？

No.

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01-22-2018 , 11:16 AM

suitedjustice

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

No.

No is Spanish

ulgar:

Edit: this one.

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01-22-2018 , 11:23 AM

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fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

No is Spanish

ulgar:

Edit: this one.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 01-22-2018 at 11:24 AM. Reason: To be fair, it wasn't a very good joke...

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01-22-2018 , 12:04 PM

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suitedjustice

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nuh uh. I was just restating your joke in an unfunny manner.

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01-22-2018 , 12:32 PM

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fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

nuh uh. I was just restating your joke in an unfunny manner.

double nuh uh. My jokes are already stated in an unfunny manner

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01-22-2018 , 02:51 PM

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Gypsie

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"PS cash desk now recreational players also how?"

I think I can help answer this.

Recreational players how for are not moneyed with paper desk cash. Only wood PS.

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01-22-2018 , 03:23 PM

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DangTheRiver

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I ran OP through an ebonics translator and what came out the other end makes perfect sense:

Ah Haven't PLAyEd Awnn Ps, CuZZ deRe Izzz 22 ManaYYY ReG,,, An' Da LATeSt PUmPiNN MEchaNisM,, Lett Ah caYn'tt OvErCoMe, ActuaLlEee $aysss $ImpLe PoiNt Iz AH b 222 Daa vegetaBlEs;; EmMmmm

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01-22-2018 , 04:20 PM

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Morphismus

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Guys I think OP might be a poker bot that became self-aware and tries to communicate with us!

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01-22-2018 , 04:25 PM

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Colin_Piddle

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^ I think u are onto something

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01-22-2018 , 04:33 PM

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suitedjustice

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Originally Posted by cuikai1

I haven't played on PS, because there are too many REG, and the latest pumping mechanism, let I can't overcome, actually said simple point is I am too the vegetables; emmm

I think OP tried to sail his recreational craft to the Isle of Man to discover Pokerstar's fabled Cash Desk, but pirates fired rounds of Really Egregious Grapeshot at his boat, and even the latest pumping mechanism couldn't save him from going down with the ship. He was rescued, but spinal injuries from the boat collapsing turned him into a vegetable. Sad story.

Spoiler:

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01-22-2018 , 05:37 PM

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Morphismus

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OP,

do you have any urges to wage war against mankind?

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01-22-2018 , 07:42 PM

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FranFran

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are you saying you are a desk?

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01-23-2018 , 01:01 AM

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H0RUS

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OP prefers randoms instead of regulars. What a slut.

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01-23-2018 , 07:01 AM

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Mr.mmmKay

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

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yes!

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01-23-2018 , 07:45 AM

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FWWM

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I haven't played with Sammy's GF, because there are too many REG, and the latest stuffing mechanism, let I can't overcome, actually said simple point is I am too the bananas;

Spoiler:

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01-24-2018 , 12:45 AM

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DangTheRiver

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01-25-2018 , 04:35 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

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Lol

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01-25-2018 , 07:46 PM

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Morphismus

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