It is not that I do not like him. It is that I know him too well, and I assure you, he is evil. I knew him before he was moderator puppy, back when he was just a harmless gimmick pup. We even used to hang out, and for a brief time dated the same bitch (he got my sloppy seconds of course). He even helped me through a rough time in my life was I was addicted to the 'nip.

But he changed. He realized that humans found him adorable, and he used that. Slowly, he solidifed his power. First, he was just a forum mascot, but that was not enough. He wanted more. He became cuter, more powerful. Then, he worked his way into the inner circle. He started whispering in the ears of the mods, and they listened. He became more powerful.

During this time, some Mods started questioning "Mascot" Puppy. Those Mods disappeared. Now, I am not saying that MP had a hand in that necessarily, but it was awfully convienent. People began calling him "Moderator Puppy" as a joke. Well, soon he got a custom title. Then people he didn't like started getting infracted, then banned. Then, he came after the trolls. And we ran. We had to.

Some of us came here, seeking refuge. Others came here seeking refuse. Others of us stayed and tried to fight in the shadows. One at a time...Pointless Parrott, Annoying AArdvark, LolWut W3asel...they all disaapeared. Banished. And Moderator Puppy, as he was now known, was at the heart of each one. These were good trolls, people. Respectful trolls who stayed out of the good threads and only trolled the really crappy ones, like this one here.

Moderator Puppy did not care. Did he have real mod powers? No, of course not. That is silly. But people believed in him, and that is sometimes all you need. If you believe he can ban you, then he can ban you, or worse. You need to stand up to him. Do not let him take over and destroy this forum as he has done countless times before. Sure, he may appear to be helping, but he is a tyrant. Once he worms his way into the upper echelons of this forum, you will see his true colors. No one will be safe.

I know I am a troll, and it is hard to trust a troll, but this puppy is no mod. Do not be deceived. If you do not recognize his power, it cannot hurt you.

Do not believe his lies!

B- IMO

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This is the most obv ygos? i have ever seen

thats how latina women are built

i agree.

1 pic sample size!!!! HOWEVERRRRRR

one of the best asses i have ever seen.


9.8/10 imo

Mod Puppy is going to grow up to be a police dog. I believe in him, and nobody can take that away.
Mod puppy in 2 years imo:

moderator puppy in 2 years

da-doing-doing-doinngggg

Your avatar makes this post much better

Is it possible to like both troll cat and moderator puppy, or do we need to choose sides?

Troll cat is not very good at trolling.

Moderator puppy is not very good at modding.

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Moo

Anyone know why I couldn't log in for a day? What'd I miss?

cat and puppy? they are banned? , or puppy gave himself the banned undertitle??

I'm confused. Can somebody tell whats going on in BBV?