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PokerStars Hand #177165815708: Tournament #2074468864, $2.76+$0.24 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (40/80) - 2017/10/20 23:04:05 CET [2017/10/20 17:04:05 ET]
Table '2074468864 1' 3-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Morphismus (2333 in chips, 7 energy, Reload)
Seat 2: agent116 (1787 in chips, 13 energy)
Seat 3: Merlz777 (1880 in chips, 8 energy)
Merlz777: posts small blind 40
Morphismus: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [6d 5c]
agent116: raises 80 to 160
Merlz777: calls 120
Morphismus: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [2c 3d Qs]
Merlz777 plays Engineer (5) revealing 7d, Js, 6h. Merlz777 selects 7d and discards Js, 6h
Merlz777: bets 1720 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
Morphismus plays Scanner (4) seeing the deck's next 2 cards
Morphismus keeps the next 2 cards on the top of the deck: 7d, 4c
Morphismus plays EMP (3)
Morphismus: calls 1720
agent116: folds
*** TURN *** [2c 3d Qs] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [2c 3d Qs 7d] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Merlz777: shows [Qd 5d] (a pair of Queens)
Morphismus: shows [6d 5c] (a straight, Three to Seven)
Morphismus collected 3920 from pot
Merlz777 finished the tournament in 3rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3920 | Rake 0
Board [2c 3d Qs 7d 4c]
Seat 1: Morphismus (big blind) showed [6d 5c] and won (3920) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 2: agent116 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Merlz777 (small blind) showed [Qd 5d] and lost with a pair of Queens

holy ****, please start running higher stakes

sorry high roller we didnt recognize you

$3 is high stakes in BBV.

I do strange things for $3 buyins

I once killed 101 puppies for 3$

You should turn that into a movie

already in production

Lovely

The self pwn - when an opponent uses a power and makes your hand by it!

PokerStars Hand #177225721014: Tournament #2075810436, $2.76+$0.24 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (200/400) - 2017/10/22 11:00:22 CET [2017/10/22 5:00:22 ET]
Table '2075810436 1' 3-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Morphismus (3160 in chips, 7 energy, Upgrade)
Seat 2: boni73 (2840 in chips, 1 energy)
boni73: posts small blind 200
Morphismus: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [5h 8s]
boni73: raises 400 to 800
Morphismus plays Intel (3) and peeks at 9s on top of deck.
Morphismus: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [9s Qd 5d]
Morphismus peeks at the 4s on top of the deck (from Intel).
Morphismus: checks
boni73 plays Scanner (4) seeing the deck's next 2 cards
boni73 discards the next 2 cards from the deck.
Morphismus peeks at the 4d on top of the deck (from Intel).
boni73: bets 400
Morphismus plays Engineer (5) revealing 6s, 4d, Kc. Morphismus selects 6s and discards 4d, Kc
Morphismus peeks at the 6s on top of the deck (from Intel).
Morphismus: calls 400
*** TURN *** [9s Qd 5d] [6s]
Morphismus peeks at the 2c on top of the deck (from Intel).
Morphismus: checks
boni73: bets 400
Morphismus: raises 1560 to 1960 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
boni73 plays Reload (5) and redraws 1 hole card.
Morphismus peeks at the 7d on top of the deck (from Intel).
boni73: calls 1240 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
Uncalled bet (320) returned to Morphismus
*** RIVER *** [9s Qd 5d 6s] [7d]
Morphismus peeks at the Js on top of the deck (from Intel).
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morphismus: shows [5h 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
boni73: shows [6h 2c] (a pair of Sixes)
Morphismus collected 5680 from pot
boni73 finished the tournament in 2nd place
Morphismus wins the tournament and receives $8.28 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5680 | Rake 0
Board [9s Qd 5d 6s 7d]
Seat 1: Morphismus (big blind) showed [5h 8s] and won (5680) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: boni73 (button) (small blind) showed [6h 2c] and lost with a pair of Sixes

Why would you wish this upon NMHU... guy was terrible at poker even before he stoped playing.

Firstly, I don't know how good NMHU's was at poker, secondly the last part of your post is a tautology; whatever his poker abilities were, they certainly didn't improve by stopping to play.

I also reloaded your mom last night.

cant wait for your 5th post

I got properly owned:

PokerStars Hand #177226745881: Tournament #2075838793, $6.51+$0.49 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (40/80) - 2017/10/22 10:45:03 WET [2017/10/22 5:45:03 ET]
Table '2075838793 1' 3-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: dave_72o (1680 in chips, 9 energy, Reload, Clone)
Seat 2: Cleiton-Br (1960 in chips, 1 energy)
Seat 3: Chris-Wolly (2360 in chips, 9 energy)
Chris-Wolly: posts small blind 40
dave_72o: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dave_72o [9 Q]
Cleiton-Br: raises 119 to 199
Chris-Wolly: folds
dave_72o: calls 119
*** FLOP *** [J T 2]
dave_72o: checks
Cleiton-Br plays X-Ray (2).
dave_72o shows 9
Cleiton-Br: bets 320
dave_72o plays Intel (3) and peeks at K on top of deck.
dave_72o: raises 1161 to 1481 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
Cleiton-Br plays Scanner (4) seeing the deck's next 2 cards
Cleiton-Br keeps the next 2 cards on the top of the deck.
Cleiton-Br plays Reload (5) and redraws 1 hole card.
dave_72o peeks at the Th on top of the deck (from Intel).
Cleiton-Br: calls 1161
*** TURN *** [J T 2] [T]
dave_72o peeks at the 7 on top of the deck (from Intel).
*** RIVER *** [J T 2 T] [7]
dave_72o peeks at the 2 on top of the deck (from Intel).
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dave_72o: shows [9 Q] (a pair of Tens)
Cleiton-Br: shows [T K] (three of a kind, Tens)
Cleiton-Br collected 3400 from pot
dave_72o finished the tournament in 3rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3400 | Rake 0
Board [J T 2 T 7]
Seat 1: dave_72o (big blind) showed [9 Q] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: Cleiton-Br (button) showed [T K] and won (3400) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: Chris-Wolly (small blind) folded before Flop

Yeah using intel, engineer etc. to make sure of the board, and then shove without EMP is always risky. After that peek, you should have checked.

omfg

This is how it's done:

PokerStars Hand #177228405626: Tournament #2075877527, $2.76+$0.24 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (40/80) - 2017/10/22 12:51:47 CET [2017/10/22 6:51:47 ET]
Table '2075877527 1' 3-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: rimpri (2000 in chips, 10 energy)
Seat 2: G363 (2000 in chips, 10 energy)
Seat 3: Morphismus (2000 in chips, 7 energy, Engineer)
G363: posts small blind 40
Morphismus: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [4c 6h]
rimpri: raises 80 to 160
G363: calls 120
Morphismus: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5c 2d]
G363: bets 240
Morphismus plays Intel (3) and peeks at 3d on top of deck.
Morphismus: calls 240
rimpri: folds
*** TURN *** [Jc 5c 2d] [3d]
Morphismus peeks at the 4d on top of the deck (from Intel).
G363: checks
Morphismus: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5c 2d 3d] [4d]
Morphismus peeks at the 2h on top of the deck (from Intel).
G363: bets 480
Morphismus: calls 480
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G363: shows [Td 8h] (high card Jack)
Morphismus: shows [4c 6h] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Morphismus collected 1920 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1920 | Rake 0
Board [Jc 5c 2d 3d 4d]
Seat 1: rimpri (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: G363 (small blind) showed [Td 8h] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 3: Morphismus (big blind) showed [4c 6h] and won (1920) with a straight, Deuce to Six

It must suck to be uneducated admin, talking about forum members mothers like as if it was his own mother.

U win.

.

Disintegrate thread.

That went as planned!

PokerStars Hand #177232108173: Tournament #2075958559, $2.76+$0.24 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (60/120) - 2017/10/22 14:59:12 CET [2017/10/22 8:59:12 ET]
Table '2075958559 1' 3-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Morphismus (2958 in chips, 11 energy, EMP, Reload, X-Ray)
Seat 2: nebbione69 (3042 in chips, 2 energy)
nebbione69: posts small blind 60
Morphismus: posts big blind 120
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [3d 3h]
nebbione69 plays Intel (3) and peeks at the next card from the deck.
nebbione69: calls 60
Morphismus: checks
*** FLOP *** [3s 9d 9s]
nebbione69 peeks at the next card from the deck (from Intel).
Morphismus: checks
nebbione69 plays Upgrade (5); draws another holecard and then chooses one to discard.
nebbione69 peeks at the next card from the deck (from Intel).
nebbione69: bets 120
Morphismus: raises 360 to 480
nebbione69 plays Disintegrate (4).
Disintegrate destroys 9s.
*** NEW BOARD *** [3s 9d --]
nebbione69: calls 360
*** TURN *** [3s 9d --] [Ac]
nebbione69 peeks at the next card from the deck (from Intel).
Morphismus: checks
nebbione69: checks
*** RIVER *** [3s 9d -- Ac] [8c]
nebbione69 peeks at the next card from the deck (from Intel).
Morphismus: bets 960
nebbione69: calls 960
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morphismus: shows [3d 3h] (three of a kind, Threes)
nebbione69 has timed out
nebbione69: mucks hand
Morphismus collected 3120 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3120 | Rake 0
Board [3s 9d 9s Ac 8c]
Seat 1: Morphismus (big blind) showed [3d 3h] and won (3120) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: nebbione69 (button) (small blind) mucked [8s Ah]

get a room

Admins are imba. GG