Just played a couple again and won one, which included this gem:

PokerStars Hand #203288653093: Tournament #2672659841, $6.51+$0.49 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (100/200) - 2019/08/14 14:05:00 CET [2019/08/14 8:05:00 ET]
Table '2672659841 1' 3-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: VoKeRo4eK (1920 in chips, 15 energy)
Seat 2: iRetox (1755 in chips, 10 energy)
Seat 3: Morphismus (2325 in chips, 11 energy, Reload, Clone)
Morphismus: posts small blind 100
VoKeRo4eK: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [7h 9d]
iRetox: calls 200
Morphismus: calls 100
VoKeRo4eK: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd 3h 9c]
Morphismus plays Disintegrate (4).
Disintegrate destroys Kd.
*** NEW BOARD *** [-- 3h 9c]
Morphismus: checks
VoKeRo4eK: checks
iRetox: checks
*** TURN *** [-- 3h 9c] [Ad]
Morphismus plays Clone (2) and clones Disintegrate
Morphismus plays Disintegrate (4).
Disintegrate destroys Ad.
*** NEW BOARD *** [-- 3h 9c --]
Morphismus: bets 2125 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
VoKeRo4eK plays Reload (5) and redraws 2 hole cards.
VoKeRo4eK: folds
iRetox plays Engineer (5) revealing Th, Ts, Qd.
iRetox selects Th and discards Ts, Qd
iRetox plays Clone (2) and clones Engineer
iRetox plays Engineer (5) revealing 7d, Th, 8d.
iRetox selects 7d and discards Th, 8d
iRetox: calls 1555 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
Uncalled bet (570) returned to Morphismus
*** RIVER *** [-- 3h 9c --] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morphismus: shows [7h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
iRetox: shows [Jh 9h] (a pair of Nines)
Morphismus collected 3710 from pot
iRetox finished the tournament in 3rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3710 | Rake 0
Board [Kd 3h 9c Ad 7d]
Seat 1: VoKeRo4eK (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: iRetox (button) showed [Jh 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 3: Morphismus (small blind) showed [7h 9d] and won (3710) with two pair, Nines and Sevens

Learn to convert your HH or get banned.

Hopefully the IRS doesn't see any "power ups" when auditing your taxes.

Think play money is a to much risk for piddle boy.

They want to upgrade against me, I say "No, no, no!"

PokerStars Hand #203582295468: Tournament #2679352113, $6.51+$0.49 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (75/150) - 2019/08/24 0:19:40 CET [2019/08/23 18:19:40 ET]
Table '2679352113 1' 3-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: watsgepapt (738 in chips, 14 energy)
Seat 2: Morphismus (3512 in chips, 6 energy, Disintegrate, Clone, Reload)
Seat 3: Jworm8 (1750 in chips, 15 energy)
Morphismus: posts small blind 75
Jworm8: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [Jh Js]
watsgepapt: raises 150 to 300
Morphismus: calls 225
Jworm8: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Ah 7c 6s]
Morphismus plays Disintegrate (4).
Disintegrate destroys Ah.
*** NEW BOARD *** [-- 7c 6s]
Morphismus: bets 3212 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
Jworm8 plays Upgrade (5).
Jworm8: calls 1450 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
watsgepapt plays Upgrade (5).
watsgepapt: calls 438 and is all-in (and freezes the current board cards)
Uncalled bet (1762) returned to Morphismus
*** TURN *** [-- 7c 6s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [-- 7c 6s 3c] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Morphismus: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks)
Jworm8: shows [7h Qs] (a pair of Sevens)
Morphismus collected 2024 from side pot
watsgepapt: shows [7s Jc] (a pair of Sevens)
Morphismus collected 2214 from main pot
Jworm8 finished the tournament in 2nd place
watsgepapt finished the tournament in 3rd place
Morphismus wins the tournament and receives $19.53 - congratulations!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4238 Main pot 2214. Side pot 2024. | Rake 0
Board [Ah 7c 6s 3c 4s]
Seat 1: watsgepapt (button) showed [7s Jc] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: Morphismus (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and won (4238) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: Jworm8 (big blind) showed [7h Qs] and lost with a pair of Sevens

I’m warning you, punk. Convert those hand histories.

They haven't yet developed the emoji technology necessary to make the conversion.

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Yeah they don't even offer a boom replay for this, which would be dope with all the sounds and effects when you use your powers.

Enough with the excuses! CONVERT!