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02-19-2012
, 02:25 AM
02-19-2012
, 02:48 AM
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Pretty easy for me. Both happpened in the space of 24 hours
Baller
Was out on the sauce with a few mates the other night. We're sitting in this low-life skanky pub and we're all wasted. They know I'm a baller but they've never seen me play. I fire up a $5 hyper turbo MTT and I run over the field playing every hand like a complete maniac Isildur-style.
The lads are railing me like madmen with 5 guys all huddled around an iphone carrying on like idiots. When we get to the final table these 3 pretty hot babes and a fat one join us to see what we're hollering about. The lads show them how I'm crushing and the fat one starts giving me a hand job under the table during the break.
About 10 hands after the break she's still yanking away but I bust 5th when I get coolered QQ v KK then 66<AK in the space of 2 hands. Kind of made me wonder if one of the hot babes was doing it instead of the fat one whether I might have won the flip.
Sick
I probably should be a bit embarrassed about this one but I was still wasted from the night before so it's not that bad.
Sadly two of my cousins and their kids were killed in an accident during the week and I was at the funeral. We'd kind of lost touch over the years but I still remember the awesome holidays we used to go on together as kids. Even though I hadn't seen them for a few years it was still pretty sad because the kids were quite young, 6 and 3 I think. Apparently they died instantly which was the only source of comfort that we could draw from this tragedy.
Anyway during the service I'm 3 tabling NL10 and I get 99 in the SB. Button limps, I 4x it, BB flats and the button folds. Flop comes Q93 rainbow. I lead out, villain flats. Turn is a J, I bet, he min raises, I shove, he calls with A8o and boom T on the river of course.
I don't usually tilt but maybe because of the alcohol and the tragic circumstances I yell out 'F U IDIOT RUSSIAN MORAN!' at the top of my voice in the middle of this deathly quiet room. I must have been so caught up in the hand I just plain forgot we were in the middle of a funeral service.
I actually had to sit out, leave the crematorium and walk around the cemetry grounds for about 10 minutes just to cool down before I could sit back in.
Anyway....Looking forward to hearing similar experiences of others.
Cheers
SF><((((">
Baller
Was out on the sauce with a few mates the other night. We're sitting in this low-life skanky pub and we're all wasted. They know I'm a baller but they've never seen me play. I fire up a $5 hyper turbo MTT and I run over the field playing every hand like a complete maniac Isildur-style.
The lads are railing me like madmen with 5 guys all huddled around an iphone carrying on like idiots. When we get to the final table these 3 pretty hot babes and a fat one join us to see what we're hollering about. The lads show them how I'm crushing and the fat one starts giving me a hand job under the table during the break.
About 10 hands after the break she's still yanking away but I bust 5th when I get coolered QQ v KK then 66<AK in the space of 2 hands. Kind of made me wonder if one of the hot babes was doing it instead of the fat one whether I might have won the flip.
Sick
I probably should be a bit embarrassed about this one but I was still wasted from the night before so it's not that bad.
Sadly two of my cousins and their kids were killed in an accident during the week and I was at the funeral. We'd kind of lost touch over the years but I still remember the awesome holidays we used to go on together as kids. Even though I hadn't seen them for a few years it was still pretty sad because the kids were quite young, 6 and 3 I think. Apparently they died instantly which was the only source of comfort that we could draw from this tragedy.
Anyway during the service I'm 3 tabling NL10 and I get 99 in the SB. Button limps, I 4x it, BB flats and the button folds. Flop comes Q93 rainbow. I lead out, villain flats. Turn is a J, I bet, he min raises, I shove, he calls with A8o and boom T on the river of course.
I don't usually tilt but maybe because of the alcohol and the tragic circumstances I yell out 'F U IDIOT RUSSIAN MORAN!' at the top of my voice in the middle of this deathly quiet room. I must have been so caught up in the hand I just plain forgot we were in the middle of a funeral service.
I actually had to sit out, leave the crematorium and walk around the cemetry grounds for about 10 minutes just to cool down before I could sit back in.
Anyway....Looking forward to hearing similar experiences of others.
Cheers
SF><((((">
02-19-2012
, 02:52 AM
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