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Old 03-14-2011, 04:38 AM   #126
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Re: PokerStars support are awesome! (The Daleroxxu Code)

wow epic
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Old 03-14-2011, 08:03 AM   #127
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Old 12-06-2011, 01:13 AM   #128
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Re: PokerStars support are awesome! (The Daleroxxu Code)

Hello,

I was playing heads-up against 'villain' and he said following in the chat:

villain: toilet
villain: brb

It has been more than half an hour after he left. It is a bit off long time for a toilet stuff. Don't you think so?
I am really affraid something could have happened to him and maybe he is feeling sick and nobody around to help him.
And he is just lying there and asking: God, why me??

Maybe we should call ambulance or something?
But I don't have his phone number and not sure where he lives..

Hope you can help.


__________________________________________________ ______________________________________


Hello xxx,

Thank you for your email and for providing us with this information.

We can see that player "villain" is currently online and playing, therefore we assume everything is OK for him. Maybe he was just looking for an excuse to play someone not as good as you are

Should you have any other queries, please do not hesitate to contact us again.

Regards,

Benjamin
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:33 PM   #129
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wp sir
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Old 12-06-2011, 12:47 PM   #130
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missed this first time, awesome
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Old 12-06-2011, 01:07 PM   #131
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thats how you become team pro, epic.
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Old 12-06-2011, 01:10 PM   #132
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The part with the PokerStars monkey is epic.
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Old 12-06-2011, 01:21 PM   #133
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Brilliant and unique.

This guy deserves employee of the month imo and all the haters and whiners need to get a life ffs it's a bit of fun and all you do is CRY!!!!


Also this reminded me of this email back and forth where a guy tried to setle his bill with a drawing of a spider

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847
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Old 06-12-2012, 01:55 PM   #134
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Re: PokerStars support are awesome! (The Daleroxxu Code)

BUMP imo.

Never seen this thread until I saw this thread https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28.../#post33174840

Meh...pokerstars officially are in a different league in terms of support and this one is absolutely brilliant, even much better than the poem one.

Quality, well played Dale & monkey
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Old 06-12-2012, 06:53 PM   #135
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I wonder what % of stars support team would reply to this Employee of the month AINEC
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Old 06-12-2012, 09:20 PM   #136
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just wow. wp
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Old 06-13-2012, 10:23 AM   #137
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Pokerstars support es numero uno , sad days in the US
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:06 AM   #138
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Re: PokerStars support are awesome! (The Daleroxxu Code)

Brilliant! WP Stars support.

However, i think this is a bit of a one-off and you just got lucky as hell.

Let me recount an experience I had with Stars Team Droolers a little while back....

I got into it in chat with some cretin - out of nowhere, this guy went off at me, spewing shi-it about my mother, wishing my family will die in a fire etc etc. the usual shiiiit

I replied to him in a similar manner, at which point he insta-called an admin monkey on me, who proceeded to promptly chat-ban me for a month.

As i sat there mute, i noticed that this guy was still happily (by which I mean abusively) chatting away to other players. So i emailed the Stars Drooler A-Team, and an utterly ******ed email exchange ensued.

I won't bore you with all the details, but in short this lobotomised member of Stars support team argued that villain had not been offensive to me, because his rude language had been 'starred out' (****), whereas mine had just been abbreviated and was therefore clear to everyone.

Okay, doesn't sound toooo unreasonable. However what he had actually said - and how it appeared in chat box - was; -

"**** your mum in her ****, little mutha****er" .

To which I replied, "Kindly go fk yourself idiot".

Villian deemed not offensive because of a bunch of ****** that completely hides what he is trying to say? Whereas my comment is instantly castigated as coming straight out of Satan's ass, because of the f-k abbrieviation!!! On an online poker, 18+ site!! Gasp!!

Literally a dozen emails back and forth arguing, at which point my chat ban was lifted.

I was either the vctim of idiocy of the absolute highest order, or miore likely had just been used as source of amusement by a bunch of in-bred drooling machines (felt like i was in some online poker version of the awesome UK comedy Phone Shop).

So yes, WP to Stars Support in OP’s instance, but I think you just hit a one-outer.
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Old 01-26-2014, 07:42 PM   #139
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5 stars...uhauhauhahu
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Old 01-27-2014, 01:05 AM   #140
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Thanks for the bump, I never saw this before. Flag semaphore monkey is just brilliant.
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Old 01-27-2014, 03:07 AM   #141
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Thanks for the bump, I never saw this before. Flag semaphore monkey is just brilliant.
Same, me neither. The legend of Dale lives on
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Old 01-27-2014, 03:23 AM   #142
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So who in BBV works for Stars?

01000101
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Old 01-27-2014, 05:37 AM   #143
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So who in BBV works for Stars?

01000101
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A whole bag full?
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Old 01-27-2014, 08:09 AM   #144
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Awesome thread!
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Old 01-27-2014, 10:45 AM   #145
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Brilliant wp,
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Old 01-27-2014, 10:59 AM   #146
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This is legendary
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Old 01-27-2014, 01:51 PM   #147
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Thread was yawn... so big woop, you wasted your time, and someone elses. Congrats.

I can just imagine OP, "*CHORTLE* oh, 2+2 is going to LOVE this! *FNAR FNAR*" And most of you schmucks fell for it.
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Old 01-27-2014, 02:17 PM   #148
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Zzoop confirmed miserable
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