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Old 06-09-2018, 06:38 AM   #26
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

He had an unbeatable hand.
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:21 AM   #27
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Pocket jacks i guess.
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:33 AM   #28
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Is his favorite hand Jack King Off?
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:47 AM   #29
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Did he finish?
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Old 06-09-2018, 11:59 AM   #30
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he stacked off
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Old 06-09-2018, 06:17 PM   #31
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They should have moved him to the cut off seat
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Old 06-09-2018, 07:38 PM   #32
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

This thread only has 32 replies? I thought it would explode.
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Old 06-09-2018, 10:05 PM   #33
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

you came too soon, give it time.
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Old 06-10-2018, 06:57 AM   #34
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

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A Reg escorted out for masturbating at the tables.
Everyone assumes this was a male. If it was a female maybe nobody would have minded.
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Old 06-10-2018, 07:47 AM   #35
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

What a nut! I'm glad he was busted.
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Old 06-10-2018, 09:48 AM   #36
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didn't Tony Big Charles get 86'd for the same thing?
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:08 AM   #37
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Yet another poker player getting into trouble with JKo.
ahah nice one
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:09 AM   #38
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should have fold pre
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Old 06-11-2018, 12:29 PM   #39
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

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Everyone assumes this was a male. If it was a female maybe nobody would have minded.


“I’ll have what she’s having...”
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Old 06-18-2018, 01:15 AM   #40
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What a nut! I'm glad he was busted.
This two-for-one really got my rocks off.
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Old 06-19-2018, 05:24 AM   #41
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

Heard the dude's hand was optimistically drawing at a 6 high straight and it came on the river.

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Old 06-19-2018, 05:54 AM   #42
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Heard the dude's hand was optimistically drawing at a 6 high straight and it came on the river.
straight was not the only that came
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:14 AM   #43
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He fancied the dealer so he had to release his tool , seen it before.
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Old 06-20-2018, 01:20 PM   #44
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So he was wanking to the point of ejection. In a way one could say that he doubled up.
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