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Old 06-02-2018, 10:05 AM   #1
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Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

May 31
A Reg escorted out for masturbating at the tables.

Combining sex and poker.

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode on classical conditioning

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Old 06-02-2018, 12:02 PM   #2
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Did he flop a set or something?
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Old 06-02-2018, 01:00 PM   #3
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they caught Costanza jacking in a casino?
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Old 06-02-2018, 01:39 PM   #4
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

When I was at borgata a year or 2 ago a guy was jerking off in the bathroom stall.
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Old 06-02-2018, 01:51 PM   #5
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silly costanza
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Old 06-02-2018, 02:38 PM   #6
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i suggested this last year

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Good Sex with someone you find extremely attractive or light masturbation while grinding (no climax) to keep a steady flow of dopamine (assuming you are an online player)
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Old 06-02-2018, 02:38 PM   #7
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Re: Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

I'm waiting for SA to mention it in his blog.
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Old 06-02-2018, 02:50 PM   #8
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he will never mention it, sry fiddle
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Old 06-02-2018, 03:00 PM   #9
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In more important news... I have tomatoes!
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Old 06-02-2018, 04:39 PM   #10
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a good sauce is started with good tomatoes
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Old 06-02-2018, 05:04 PM   #11
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Well I guess you could say that's one bad beat.
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Old 06-03-2018, 02:17 AM   #12
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what a filthy animal
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Old 06-03-2018, 10:04 AM   #13
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Poker player escorted out of Caesar's for masturbating

What if you fashioned the chip stack that you just won off somebody into a penis and then stroked that, right on the table? Would this get you ejected?
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Old 06-03-2018, 10:49 AM   #14
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Yes.
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Old 06-03-2018, 12:07 PM   #15
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What if you fashioned the chip stack that you just won off somebody into a penis and then stroked that, right on the table? Would this get you ejected?
that would be hilarious
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Old 06-03-2018, 12:15 PM   #16
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seen worse at Commerce
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Old 06-03-2018, 01:25 PM   #17
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[x] beat
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Old 06-03-2018, 05:25 PM   #18
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I dont understand

If he was escorted out of Caesars why was he masturbating?
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Old 06-03-2018, 05:57 PM   #19
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Spoiler:
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Old 06-06-2018, 01:58 AM   #20
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Nice.
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Old 06-06-2018, 04:43 AM   #21
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Old 06-07-2018, 11:16 PM   #22
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Can you write it off your taxes somehow though?
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Old 06-08-2018, 11:25 AM   #23
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Can you write it off your taxes somehow though?
only if you make 6+ figures. its one of the perks.
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Old 06-08-2018, 02:11 PM   #24
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Yet another poker player getting into trouble with JKo.
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Old 06-08-2018, 11:30 PM   #25
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they told him to beat it
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